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I wish they had gone forward with that book. All of those nutty circa 2000 wrestling comics are fun reads.

Now that Reigns is leaning into the reasons people hate him the way Hunter had recently they'll love him too. It's just the way the crowds are wired now. Actually, if they want to speed rehabbing Reigns along they should just give him a no-show job with NXT creative and occasionally attribute some awesome signing or angle to him.

The Joker/Jason Todd theory that was floating around didn't make a ton of sense to me when it first appeared, but it would explain why this Batman wouldn't kill Joker and how Wayne manor was burnt down. Snyder certainly has the balls to change something that drastically.

I kind of like that instead of coming up with a convoluted reason Shane got to run the show Vince just said he was going to do something that didn't make any sense.

Has Dolph been tuning up the band before his super kicks or did he really do it for the first time on a show he knew Shawn would be on? At least next year it'll probably be Nak kicking everyone in the head in the IC title cluster match.

I did forget Zack. That Scott Hall thing was very sweet.

They would have also needed a monitor showing proof of life for the hostages necessary to actually get the crowd to applaud.

The triple threat also had one of the only moments of the night where Wrestlemania actually felt like a big deal when Charlotte almost broke down right before the match then quickly composed herself and went right back to heeling. Considering how every other match went down with the politics and crowd dynamics involved, the women were probably the only ones that had a feel good moment all night.

I was really picking apart the idea he was just walking around backstage in his chaps in case someone got on the mic and talked shit. Boy did The Rock's tear away pants make me feel stupid. But if I was Michaels and I still looked like that I'd be out in my gear too.

Max Landis at ringside being the human avatar for the internet reactions to the booking was pretty great.

Even if you take all of the booking and production stuff off the table, who were the agents for these matches? The only one that felt like it was put together with more than two minutes thought was the Women's match. I've never seen so many guys considered ring generals look totally lost for minutes at a time.

That's a huge Dunnism. He loves people diving into frame on a tight shot and it almost always looks dopey.

Michael Cole knew he was going to say that Roman Empire line at the end of Wrestlemania for probably 6 months and he still fucked it up.

This is going to get lost in the six fucking hours we just threw away, but how did Sin Cara dive onto four guys and no one caught him?

I'm trying to decide if Shane's leap of faith or Cena allowing people to see how much mass he's lost was the biggest sacrifice made in an attempt to save the show.

Steph looking like she stepped out of the Kink armory and doing Danny Trejo's intro for Santanico Pandenonium before Trip's entrance made the main way more fun than I expected.

Weren't they throwing around the idea of sending development people to work places like Evolve and Japan?

Same. It's one of those really satisfying pops I'll always go back to, like when Jericho's name came on the Titantron during his debut.

Wait, Bob Vance, Vance Refrigeration?

Sometime today between rewatching Nak's Takeover entrance and seeing the Stan Hansen and Snoop Dogg picture, I realized that it doesn't matter if this card is hot garbage because Wrestlemania is just a thing that happens at the end of amazing Wrestlemania weekends.

It would really be something if a second Justice League movie imploded weeks before production. It sounds like the other movies are solo efforts in name only. Cyborg will apparently be in The Flash and Superman is rumored for Wonder Woman, and they sure as hell aren't making an Aquaman movie with just him.

Do that commercial break thing WCW did for TNT's Robin Hood but with Mr. Robot or Suits. Every week. Forever.

I've devoted my Twitter to reaching out to Affleck so he can hear my pitch for the solo movie, but shockingly I've yet to get a response. @BenAffleck So many ideas for next Batman. I've got pearls over here. Snatch them from me like I'm Martha Wayne! #twobensforbats

The rumor is they want to squeeze a solo Bats movie into their 2018 slate, but yeah they'd definitely have to shelve JL or else it wouldn't work with Affleck's schedule.

"He's a little light in the loafers, heh Paul? Maybe we should call him Queen of the Stron...Jesus Christ pal I think he just kicked New Bryan's head off his goddam shoulders!"