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I like Bran's chapters. The mystical stuff is really interesting to me. Admittedly, he doesn't do much but walk around in Book 3, but his few chapters in Book 5, which the show has almost caught up with, were great. Bran's chapters also provide a lot of backstory which the show hasn't, because it would be difficult to do or maybe they've decided the history surrounding Robert's Rebellion isn't that important. But there is soooo much more boring uninteresting shit than Bran's chapters. Brienne walks around doing fuck all for eight chapters in Book 4.

They all have good and bad moments. Phantom had a great lightsaber fight and even the most hardened Phantom detractor has to admit the podrace was pretty cool. With the exception of every moment Anakin and Padme are on screen together, Clones wasn't bad. The speeder chase through Coruscant, Jango vs. Obi-Wan, Geonosis arena battle, and Yoda fucking up Dooku's shit were all good scenes. The droid factory was garbage, though. Sith was good enough. Grevious was a non-character, but things picked up once Anakin turned. Admittedly my expectations had been lowered at this point, but I think if all the prequels had been at this level people wouldn't've bitched as much. I thought Jar Jar was funny though, so what the fuck do I know.

The fact that I'm in first this early into the game means I'm heading for some terrible fall.

Bran doesn't have to get to the three eyed crow, it could be a vision. I think the season ends with Lady Stoneheart or Dany's dragons killing a child

I there somewhere I can watch that on a loop forever?

BOX OFFICE 1. Transformers: Age of Extinction 2. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 3. How to Train Your Dragon 2 4. X-Men: Days of Future Past 5. Guardians of the Galaxy 6. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 7. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 8. 22 Jump Street 9. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For 10. The Expendables 3 11. The Purge: Anarchy 12. Edge of Tomorrow 13. Jupiter Ascending 14. Hercules 15. The Giver ROTTEN TOMATOES 1. How to Train Your Dragon 2 2. X-Men: Days of Future Past 3. Dawn of the Planet of the Apes 4. The Amazing Spider-Man 2 5. Sin City: A Dame To Kill For 6. Maleficent 7. Godzilla 8. The Expendables 3 9. Lucy 10. Jupiter Ascending 11. The Giver 12. The Purge: Anarchy 13. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 14. Transformers: Age of Extinction 15. Hercules TIEBREAKER: Guardians of the Galaxy: $272,434,535

Thoros didn't know he'd revive Beric the first time, it was just a funeral ritual. Melisandre could resurrect Jon unintentionally.

He wargs with Ghost.

What makes you think they're not doing Lady Stoneheart?

Kevin Spacey and Paul Giammatti have this amazing scene towards the end of Fred Claus where they talk about Spacey's character wanting a Superman cape as a kid and Santa (Giammatti) not giving it to him.

If Leslie and Ben couldn't date when Ben was Assistant City Manager why is he now allowed to be City Manager when they're married? Isn't it still a conflict of interest?

That 40-man Rumble would have been really good if there had been 10 less people in it.

Movies that didn't make it. 99. Mousehunt (Verbinski, 1997) 97. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Barron, 1990) 92. Space Jam (Pytka, 1996) 89. That Thing You Do! (Hanks, 1996) 85. Hated: GG Allin & the Murder Junkies (Phillips, 1993) 81. Cabin Boy (Resnick, 1994) 79. Very Bad Things (Berg, 1998) 76. Half Baked (Davis, 1998) 72. Mars Attacks! (Burton, 1996) 53. A Bug's Life (Lasseter, Stanton, 1998) 51. Wallace & Gromit in The Wrong Trousers (Park, 1993)50. True Colors (Ross, 1991) and my high votes 33. American Movie (Smith, 1999) 30. The Virgin Suicides (Coppola, 1999) 18. Natural Born Killers (Stone, 1994) 9. The Fifth Element (Besson, 1997) 7. Election (Payne, 1999) 4. Terminator 2: Judgment Day (Cameron, 1991) (w/ Newb82 & KCJ McMahon)3. Rushmore (Anderson, 1998)2. Pulp Fiction (Tarantino, 1994) (w/ Jason Smith)1. Fight Club (Fincher, 1999)

I was pretty surprised I was the high vote for Rushmore. I was sure someone would have it as their #1.

Election being this low is criminal, and you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

I had Virgin Suicides at 30

I'll give you Bogus Journey, but the first Austin Powers was way better.

Fuck me for still not seeing Hearts of Darkness. And Fuck all except two of you for not showing more love for American Movie.

That was a perfect episode of television until the A-Team shootout at the end. Cut to black after the first bullet's fired would have been perfect. But I'm nitpicking. God damn. I finished the episode fifteen minutes ago and my heart's still pounding.

I guess it didn't take Elysium to fuck me.

That's gonna fuck me.

I disagree. The show has always been good at balancing the off the wall conceptual stuff with continuity and grounded characters.

Ligerbusa, I'M COMING FOR YOU!

2013: (so far) Man of Steel 2012: The Master 2011: Young Adult 2010: Scott Pilgrim vs. The World 2009: Where the Wild Things Are 2008: Synecdoche, New York 2007: There Will Be Blood 2006: Children of Men 2005: Jarhead 2004: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind 2003: Lost in Translation 2002: Punch-Drunk Love 2001: Ghost World 2000: Memento 1999: Fight Club 1998: Rushmore 1997: The Fifth Element 1996: Fargo 1995: Toy Story 1994: Pulp Fiction 1993: Tombstone 1992: Resevoir Dogs 1991: Terminator 2: Judgment Day 1990: Goodfellas 1989: Back to the Future Part II 1988: Who Framed Roger Rabbit? 1987: Full Metal Jacket 1986: Big Trouble in Little China 1985: Pee Wee's Big Adventure 1984: This is Spinal Tap 1983: A Christmas Story 1982: The King of Comedy 1981: Raiders of the Lost Ark 1980: The Empire Strikes Back 1979: The Jerk 1978: Animal House 1977: Star Wars 1976: Taxi Driver 1975: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1974: The Apprenticeship of Duddy Kravitz 1973: Mean Streets 1972: The Godfather 1971: A Clockwork Orange