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Joel Schumacher died? EDIT: WILFORD BRIMLEY TOO!

I'm loving these Darby TNT defenses. They're the main event so it's always legit they could go time limit draw, and Darby's been winning with a variety of moves so it feels like the finish comes out of nowhere in a good way. Please redo Cody v Brody Lee with Miro and Darby. Miro wrecks Darby in a squash, Darby wins the title back in a hardcore fucking brawl and is screwed out of the belt by MJF two weeks later.

That's not exactly how it went down. Dave and Bryan were clearly impressed by the spot and Dave said he'd never seen anything like it, comparing it to seeing guys do the suplex up the stairs spot. Dave thought the press slam seemed harder, and Bryan said he thought the suplex was harder to balance. It's the first two minutes of this clip.

Actually bought that they might have Kazarian beat Christian as part of a "shaking off the ring rust" story. Great match.

Fuck the Miz but SKull Crushing Finale is a great name. And Hollycaust is the shit too

Fuck Cornette for the most part, but he was 100% in the right at Dairy Queen. Didn't know whether to fix it or not? They wouldn't've ordered it if they didn't want it fixed, goddamn. They ordered the damn shit cause they were hungry, not cause they wanted to fuck around.

Love Maki Itoh's gimmick but she's got to learn to lay in those mic shots

I have faith that Kingston can promo his way out of this. He didn't know the pyro was gonna botch when he sacrificed himself. The face turn still works.

Make that shit look like the Sgt. Pepper's cover

It's actually called Dynamite because that's the name of the show Tony Khan fantasy booked for the past 20 years. The fact it's on TNT is just a coincidence.

Still time for Orton to win the Elimination Chamber

Listened to a lot of Elliott Smith in my early 20s. If you're trying to get into Elliott Smith it helps if you're hella depressed.

Columbine, specifically.

Fuck it, here's the correct Star Wars list The Empire Strikes Back The Last Jedi A New Hope The Return of the Jedi The Force Awakens Solo Rogue One The Revenge of the Sith Attack of the Clones The Phantom Menace

This list is mostly a mess, but at least Cody recognizes that The Last Jedi is the second greatest Star Wars film, behind only The Empire Strikes Back. As for retconning. I'm pretty sure anything not shown in a film/tv series is non-cannon and subject to change. Then again I definitely saw Palpatine got thrown into the core of the Death Star II and explode twice and apparently he's fine, so who the fuck knows? regarding cgi/deepfakes (if you're this deep into the thread it's pointless, but I'll spoiler tag anyway)

Not if you didn't watch that piece of shit movie and are pretending it didn't happen.

You missed The Last Jedi, which is great

Yeah, whatever. Is Chloe Moretz in that outfit the whole movie?

FUCK. I didn't recognize him without the accent. Hell Yeah

Finally, shit I intended to watch but didn't get around to

Best of each year breakdown

Not posting my whole ballot, but I'll post what didn't make it.

Saw it in black and white in a theatre and I thought it made the movie worse. At best it adds nothing.

I'm gonna go ahead and try to predict positioning for the top ten, for shits and giggles