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HAHAHAHA holy shit look at that trophy. Are those scimitars? God damn. I guess a giant oil rig or a coupon for 72 virgins would have been too on the nose.

I guess I should be thankful he's not making up NFL or college footbaw backgrounds for all the workers. "BAH GAWD, Ishii was a nose tackle on the 2014 Saints practice squad!"

I was typing "what's the controversy?" Then I realized Google is my friend. Pasting for everyone else: What a gross shitshow this is turning out to be.

I recently cut the cord and got Sling, so I just started watching the AXS show. I'm really struck by how awful Ross is as an announcer. I mean more power to the guy. If I could drift in life and get paid based on minimal efforts and past laurels, fuckin' sign me up. But god damn, he's just bullshitting out there. He's really exposing how limited his wrestling knowledge really is. For example, when discussing Naito's learning excursion and transformation, he tries to name drop other Japanese wrestlers who grew their game by going overseas and taking time away from Japan. All he can grasp for is Rikidozan, Antoni Inoki, and the Great Muta. It was so obvious these are the only past Japanese wrestlers he knew, period. Literally, this is the answer to the question, "hi there, 2010 Jim Ross. Please name three Japanese wrestlers." I was watching last night and he's talking about how Marty Scurll reminds him of William Regal. Like holy shit, in what way? Both are British and both called themselves "villain?" Or is it that Regal is the only English wrestler Ross can name? Holy fuck, so awful.

The Venn Diagram outlining "people who thing Mania 3 drew 93,173" and "people who thing Andre was 7'5" is a perfect circle. If you want to wade into the "talk" page of Wikipedia's Andre entry, there are some sane people who verify Andre was probably a shade under 7' but they are shouted down by morons fairly quickly.

Now I'm fearing a worked shoot feud with AJ Styles.

For most of us, "having a stroke" and "having sex" are one in the same.

Exactly. Cursing has technically always been allowed on basic cable, it's just that nobody really did it much until recently.

Seriously. That was my first thought. Fat guy wearing a bull's head vs dude i goofy contacts and an S&M arm band. No contest.

God dammit, why can I click the "Like" button only once?

LOL. Dammit, Niners Fan in CT has no clear path to Wrestlemania! Wikipedia says yep

God. Damn. I'd pay good money to see that right wing shit added to the list of Jack's justifiable homicides.

I had a 19.2oz can of Lagunitas 12th of Never at a hipster-ass bar last night. You know it's a hipster place when they hand you the can and don't even ask if you want t a glass. Which is fine by me. My coworker told me the massive can looked like I should be drinking it from a bag. But fuck that guy, he was drinking a vodka tonic from a jar. Anyway, it's a good beer, hoppy and full bodied. And even though it's a craft beer, you still look like a bad motherfucker drinking a beer from a huge can. I had a really good lager on draft, too, but I can't remember the name. Maybe we'll have to go back.

I was there live at the WWE PPV where that was the theme song (I think that was the Stephanie vs Vince one) and HOLY FUCK they played that awful song at every break.

Holy shit, Arn finally aged. After a lifetime of looking 40, he finally looks 49.

Seriously. Two old saying come to mind when I reread that post. 1) "There but by the grace of God go I" 2) "You hate in others what you hate in yourself" Cody's description of Disco -- a nobody who fans don't care about and isn't a draw -- is the same way you'd describe Cody himself before he left WWE and would still apply had things not gone right for him on the indies and Japan. God damn. It looks like a boxing belt. At least they include Mexico. I Googled "North American championship" and saw quite a few that only show the U.S. and Canada. So a lot of belt makers either failed geography or are Republicans.

I stumbled across a Youtube reel of 80s local commercials from Baltimore's independent UHF station, channel 54. It took me right back. One of them was for Luskin's, "The Cheapest Guy in Town!" They were a chain of discount electronics stores. The screen grab is Peak 80s Man, holding his top of the line "deluxe lightweight full powered car phone" (just 99.97 plus 90 day activation, a princely sum in the days of may youth).

Hire Jimmy "I ain't gonna bump for ya, I ain't gonna sell for ya, and if I fall down......please help me up" Valiant to teach it. At first I was like, "hey, Appalachia isn't in the UK. Then I realized the level of dental care is similar, so close enough.

You know those arguments where both people are sort of right, but both are also assholes, so their opinions are negated? This is that.

I bought a Sixpoint mixed 12 pack and drank 4 yesterday...The Crisp (very nice lager), Sweet Action (sweet and citrusy IPA), Bengali (a little more citrusy IPA than I like, but doable), and Resin (awesome and STRONG -- 9% -- IPA). All good in their own special way, highly recommended. Right now I'm drinking a mostly warm Hop Devil in a dull sports bar in downtown Philly. We can't win em all.

Now I'm really curious to see the Nature Boy's rhinestone covered, custom made colostomy bag.

Holy shit is the moon out of phase in late March or something? Let's not get another thread locked yall.

No way Vince's pop culture exposure has caught up to 2002 yet. He's somewhere in the 1970s by now. Were there any Asian women in Saturday Night Fever?

Is BEin on Roku or anything similar for us cord cutters?