Lawful Metal

Boo. Now you're gonna tell me that Jon Snow didn't warg into Long Claw when he fell into the frozen lake.

Theory: One of the faces in Arya's bag looked like Littlefinger. She's already killed him and has been impersonating him to get Sansa to incriminate herself. When Sansa doesn't, Arya will reveal herself. And Sansa will freak the fuck out.

Shinsuke should never wrestle on Smackdown. And never talk. And he should never lose. But he should be on every Smackdown PPV, and he should be champion. Turn him heel, win the championship, "take it to Japan," and force him to defend every 30 days. And then he can knee everyone into oblivion until someone (AJ) figures it out. At Wrestlemania.

I think the truncated nature of this season has been more harmful than beneficial. The Kings Landing trip was hurt the most, I think. That could have been its own episode. Jon and Dany could've had longer and shown more, I don't know, chemistry. Other places, Oldtown, curing Jorah of Grayscale, the trip beyond the wall, the battle of Highgarden. Hell, they could've explained more of the whole capture a wight plan that would actually make sense. I can't explain how anyone would have any faith in Cersei doing the right thing here. Especially Tyrion.

TJ Yates is actively awful until you play the Bengals. Then he becomes the Bengal-Killer. Honestly every team should just hire him the week before they play the Bengals.

Panthers and Texans tonight!!! Can't wait to see Watson out there. Hopefully he's so awesome there's no choice but to start him! Not sure how much Watt and Clowney are gonna play together, but if they do, I'm gonna assume that's why Cam is taking the night off. Healthy Watt and Clowney (and Mercilus) = doom.

For really no good reason, there is no other fighter I despise more than Weidman. Fucker prancing around with an American flag like he did something really awesome when Anderson broke his leg. Trying to call the "technique" he used to break Anderson's leg "the Destroyer." Not getting the match called after taking 70+ unanswered punches from Rockhold to make it to the end of the round. Getting his head caved in by Yoel Romero. Faking like he was hurt to get a DQ win from an illegal knee, only to have the knee not be illegal and losing because he was acting like he was hurt. fuck that guy. Nevermind I hate Cyborg more.

If this fucks up Melo to Houston I'm going to be mildly unpleasant. I guess we can always trade Ryan Anderson for LeBron.

If they do a fatal 4 way at SummerSlam, the only acceptable finish is stereo superplexes that break the ring.

Well apparently Yao Ming wants to buy the Rockets.

Uh, the Rockets are for sale.

Luc Mbah a Moute to the Rockets for the minimum. Apparently turned down more money to come to the Rockets. Melo confirmed?!?!?!?!!!

JJ Watt as Brienne of Tarth is absolutely perfect.

Just rewatched the two Diaz matches. Conor gasses badly in the 2nd in both and more or less starts blocking punches with his face. Terrible gift decision in the 2nd one -- I didn't watch it at the time so I don't know how controversial it was. Diaz dominated the 2nd 3rd and 5th -- Diaz should've won by TKO in the 3rd. no idea how Conor is going to go 12 rounds with his gas tank. Best possible outcome is Mayweather dominating for a long time before Conor knocks him out with a head kick.

Also, Chris Paul and James Harden: best flopping backcourt in the NBA?

Be thankful for what you have. Happy CP3 Day!

FML

Rumors I've heard was Portland -- alleged deal was HOU - Melo, POR - Ryan Anderson, NYK - Harkless, with picks spread around. 4th team? No idea. I'd guess Brooklyn, but that's wild speculation. I'm worried if its more than just Ryno leaving. I know Carmelo is an upgrade over Ryno, but I don't know if he's an upgrade over Ryno AND Ariza or Capela or Gordon. You need Capela for lobs, and Gordon was essentially our entire bench. I guess Ariza is more expendable with PJ Tucker in, but Ariza is everybody's best friend (and our best returning defensive player; in that, he'll actually play defense).

Melo to Houston is apparently on the 2 yard line, per tweets. of course, Houston teams have a really hard time scoring from the 2 yard line.

Why are we wasting Shinsuke with Baron Corbin? Why tease us with with AJ / Shinsuke at Money in the Bank and then give us Corbin jumping him for a month and AJ teasing matches with Cena?

This was one of those shows where the heels all won, right? I guess Heath Slater won, off screen, and Sasha won by count out, but Alexa kept the belt. I know WCW did this all the time, but how often does WWE give us all heel everything?

this was the finish to Braun / Roman

Nevermind

I don't even know who Otto Porter or Tim Hardaway Jr. are.

Yay for Harden getting that extension. Still waiting on Melo.