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They should give Randall Orton Bo Dallas's fake face gimmick, in line with HHH's false praise of Bryan. Also, was I the only one waiting for Steph to tell Bryan he was B Plus Plus material?

Fantasy Booking Alert: Bryan is #1 (through shenanigans, winning the Rumble is the only way to get a title match again), Cena makes his triumphant return at #30, they're the last two guys, Bryan eliminates Cena for the win, perhaps (depending on how Bryan draws during this time) setting up a Cena heel turn for once Bryan vanquishes the Corpvolution.

Is it fair to say that while Orton may have won the WWE Championship, Bryan retained his newly won Being John Cena Championship?

Pus there were constant rumors that Jindrak would be joining Evolution, so I can definitely see a returning Mason Ryan or a stalled out face like Kofi turning to join.

Bryan sold it well with his own look of surprise.

Punt vs. running knee?

Its not being chickenshit, just a little concern over being burned alive.They have repeated said the point of the fire was to keep people out, not to burn them.

Not all heels are chickenshit heels. Laughing at Kane's threats (although note that the family does seem scared) is his way of standing up to Kane, which is designed to make people think "damn, this dude is crazy, Kane is going to have to step it up" in the same way Mankind shrugged off all the Undertaker's schtick.

This is what I was referring to.

Either Sara Del Ray forms the Diva Shield or Eva and JoJo and Arianne's boyfriend form the Diva Nexus.

What are the odds he is being punished for his brother's comments. I can't be the only one who saw a depush coming as soon as that came out.

HahahahahahahahaThat's higher ratings than TNA, right?Well the Knockouts were the highest rated part of TNA for a while.

This is pretty spot on. Attitude fans would chant boring anytime a headlock lasted longer than 30 seconds.

I bet he even has a Ribera jacket.And screw sending one to the March Madness winner. We need to send one to the March Madness Pick 'Em winner.

He did okay given how it was laid out. Given that he had to stand there for the huge middle section of that while Cena did his most epic promo ever, I think Bryan did okay in getting anything back at all with the "you don't deserve it" bit and no-selling Cena's contact. Way better than the "stand there and stare and huffle-puffle" that Rock used to do on a Cena-wins-the-promo nightJust laughing when Cena slapped him was a great touch on his part.

Nope. You don't see the Devil's Favorite Demon wearing merch.

"It's like looking in a mirror, isn't it?"Also, I didn't realize Mulligan was Mr. Friendly from Lost.

I don't follow the UFC very much, but didn't Brock have to retire (and I'm sure I'm oversimplifying things) due to having a really weak stomach due to injuries? It seems like that would be the type of thing to play up soon to make it more believable that non-Cena/HHH types could beat him. It would make Punk's kicks seem dangerous.

http://www.gq.com/entertainment/celebrities/201306/kid-rock-annual-cruise-gq-june-2013 Three things you wouldn't think go together: a GQ article on Kid Rock's cruises written by Deadspin's Drew Magary.

I feel like certain people in the WWE read these boards and are doing some early March Madness campaigning. First Mark Henry giant swung a guy into something, since it worked so well for Cesaro last year. Now Cesaro is trying to steal Aries' cape heat.

I've been catching up on this show, and it strikes me that guys like Austin, Hall, Jake, etc... really need to work with the guys in NXT and pass their knowledge down, otherwise it will be lost soon. Alternatively, someone needs to put them in charge of booking an indy, even if it is TNA.

Yeah, it isn't what first comes to mind, but I can see it.

If this were to ever happen, you need to have the craziness it deserves. First, around August at Fall Brawl, you do a War Games match with Hogan, the Outsiders, Flair and Sting vs. Austin, Rock, HHH, and the New Age Outlaws. Goldberg, DDP or Bret interfere at the end, and Hogan pins Austin. Locker rooms empty out, massive chaos ensues, Austin is injured and put on the shelf. Then, instead of the Royal Rumble, you go with World War 3 in January. Three rings, 30 men from each company, every two minutes, another guy from each company enters the ring (we have separate locker rooms of course). Austin makes his return from injury and wins, eliminating whoever cost him the War Games match. He gets jumped at the end, locker rooms clear out, etc... At Wrestlemania, you debut a brand new match on the heels of War Games and World War 3: Armageddon. A War Games match spread out over three rings, World War 3 style. (If you want to get really crazy, you add the triple tower of doom or whatever it was to the cage). Same War Games teams as before, but you add Goldberg, DDP, and Bret to Team WCW and Foley, Big Show and Taker to Team WWF. Hall and Nash turn on Team WCW, revealing they were WWF sleeper agents all this time. Austin pins Hogan for the win. Following the match, Austin is again jumped, this time by the combined forces of the Outsiders and DX, who proceed to lay waste to everyone. Your story lines for the next year are the Kilq vs the World., eventually leading to next year's Wrestlemania, where you have Austin, Rock. Hogan, Flair, Sting, and Bret vs. HHH, Outsiders, NAO, and XPac. (Or Austin calls up an old friend and tells him to get their band back together, leading to a Stud Stable vs. the Kliq blowoff at Wrestlemania.)

Only if they propose to put your name in Japanese on the back, but really put Fat Spanish Waiter instead.

Unless I missed it, everyone is sleeping on the real news... See No Evil 2!!!!