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So yeah I'm thinkin' this is gonna be some sort of secret minecraft since my understanding now is that the fanbase on mainline WWE is about as easily led as oldtime Mass Effect weirdos and just as motivated. I only got into Puro because of Fire Pro. Not the other way around. My ass skipped ten years.

Alright, about 12 hours in I had to look up that I could move the mammoth's trunk. I was stuck as hell and didn't realize that that was something I could do.

Yeah, with fuckers like me who're gonna buy it as soon as it's on early access, and add in all the youtube fuckers that'll finally hop on the bandwagon causing a million extra fuckers to blow a load... MONEY

SW-4030-2454-0450 is my friend code. I'm about to turn on Zelda for the first time. Eat my dust.

ASTRIDE VAULT

Iron Slam '17.

1-2 switch is going to be one of those games you see 20 copies of for 5 bucks at used game stores in a couple years. Like Steel Diver.

CRITICAL

From that new bundle I already have Tower of Guns, Guacamelee, The Swapper, Meat Boy, No time to explain, Day of the Tentacle and Invisible Inc. Anybody want free games?

If you can get the cartridge open use an eraser (hi polymer plastic is best) and rubbing alcohol. The boards are smaller than a cassette tape. Also check to see if the battery has corroded. I used to not give a shit about finding cheap crap NES games but once my collection got bigger and I wanted to clean 'em I finally found a use for all those Jeopardy and Wheel of Fortune games. Extra screws and usually fairly clean back shells. I still haven't replaced a battery yet on any of my games.

Woof. Mario looked good until they showed those goofy ass eyes on the hat. Big cartoon Mario walking amongst bizarre Thomas the tank engine humans looked odd and sonic hedgehoggy. Still want to play it. Still a million years away. Want to play the damn new Zelda already. Wii u version better not be delayed or weird. Icecubes in the controller shit was dumb as a motherfucker. I thought they were making a new Wild Gunman, not some fucking board game with a buzzer. Damn near every segment of that conference ended with me goin' "What in the fuck was that?" Didn't make a great case for the system. Showed only 2 games I want. Bunch of nebulous reassurances of games in development. Still fucking preordered on amazoinks like an idiot.

I would've got that Zelda game for wii u if it came out last year. Now that it's on the new system I'd rather just get the new shit. They need to have this Zelda game to have a Switch cartridge and a wii u download code. That'd at least be tossin' a bone while leading fuckers to upgrade. It'd lead to a bunch of code reselling but at least it's a damn bone.

I'm sayin' it's going to have a deal where the screen works in your hand and has like a steam link little thing that plugs in your tv. Like the reverse of how the Wii U gamepad operates. The thing they've shown it plugging into is just going to be a charging dock.

Anybody want Pony Island? It was the only game I already had on that new Humble Bundle. Alrdady beat it two weeks ago. It's a half decent 2 hour game.

Ok, I'm catching up on about six months of botchamania and where in the fuck did this Ole Anderson Gordon Solie Easter present footage come from?

Vita TV is a good way to play digital PS1 games. They've been sub 30 bucks a few times recently. You'd need a Dual Shock 3. Then you can play all those ass kicking Y's games on it too.

What was the deal on those Noah DVDs they used to do with the english commentary. Was it just perfunctory? Did they subtitle the backstage NBA interviews?

OK, I ain't had th' network since that first year. My questions now are: Is there more WCW shit. I don't mean PPV stuff, I mean just regular ass TV shows. That was my favorite shit about the old-ass WWE online service where you could just watch old Superstars and Wrestling Challenge. I never had cable so I don't know the exact names for the WCW equivalents. But, y'know what I'm meaning here... Y'know,,,,,, the stuff with cool promos you can use later in conversation alongside dudes fighting. Also I still never understood if I could watch the newest TV shows after they aired. Like, wasn't there some bullshit where you couldn't watch the newest TV shows until 6 months passed by? I'm wanting the newest RAW type shit available after I get off work at 2 in the morning. Is this not a thing? I mean, I don't really want to watch 3 hours of garbage but if there is a good abridged type show,,,,,,,,,,, I don't fucking know what the fuck I'm talking about...../././/.. Are they doin' that "Streaming service" bullshit where shit goes away after 3 months? When I had it, I always used the network as a nightlight type of thing to fall asleep with. I still ain't watched all that Puerto Rico shit and that stuff just keeps me awake.

Best deals I've seen are Hitman full experience PC for 15 bucks and new Deus Ex for 22, both at gamestop. The Division was ten bucks on all platforms earlier this week.

Got a box full of genesis stuff for 25 at the flea market today Choice cuts were Mortal Kombat 2 & 3, Road Rash, Aladdin, and goddamned Sparkster in the box with manual. I already had a working model 2 genesis.

On King of Colosseum 2 turn off announcers otherwise you get weird buzzsaw slowdowns on certain moves. No more GRINDAH GRINDAH GRIND

If you check local redboxes they're selling games cheap. The website will show you which ones sell which games. Not all kiosks sell games. I got god of war 3 and until dawn for 16 bucks total. I can't find Uncharted Collection anywhere though. That would've been sweet for nine bucks.

PC Just Cause 3 is 12.75 on cdkeys.

Been watching the first disc of Puerto Rico. This is my review Everybody in the crowd has the passion and love of a shoe wielding granny that goes to every show. Then, the real pro-wrestling grannies that go to every show swing heavy canes and release gigantic plumes of smoke. When Flair gets the figure four on, all the guys workin' security at ringside clench their buttholes and have twelve nervous breakdowns. Referees have loaded pistols in their boots.