MGFanJay

Love the black and neon pink and neon green armbands for Barry. Weird to see Bull Pain getting a push - I only remember him as an enhancement guy. Chris Love as a fat fem Nature Boy is wacky, but enjoyable. This Soft Super Cooler ad is perfectly placed here since the graphics from it appear to be from maybe 1990 at the most. RAVEN IS RAPPING! HOLY SHIT! Del Wilkes went from handing out little plastic badges to little American flags.

It sure was nice of the jobber to run back from the turnuckle into a flying clothesline on the other side of the ring. Maybe the Generic Native American Tag Team should get a new finish. At least their gear fits the gimmick now, as opposed to the assless chaps they had in the first show. Bull Pain's out. MORE CHAPS. Now with leather. And even more chaps on the Dogs of War. JESUS CHRIST, Buster Blackheart and Sam Houston HAVE THEM TOO. Did this just buy 500 pairs or something? I've never seen Tugboat Taylor - he's shockingly athletic given his size.

Mike Davis may be the new sleaziest-looking motherfucker in wrestling - I previously thought that no one could top Jimmy Del Ray, but...yeah he does. Young JBL on commentary was interesting. Best stuff so far has involved Akbar breaking character a bit and doing wacky football poses with Harvey Martin.

Randy - I'll be locking my date in the closet. Lanny - I don't need a date to do something I can do perfectly fine on my own.

Punk-Fandango and the three-way were very good. I'm not sure what I liked more - the main event, or the backstage interview with all three guys acting about as poorly as possible. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2013/08/sd-8-2-13.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/bghn140zctbeiw0f79bwwol2ssw93wgf

My favorite part of that whole deal was the laptop brand being taped over.

THAT ALL YOU GOT, KID!?

Maybe they should make the PPV's name Heroes of MMA.

Scott Steiner should be their ring announcer, and by God, we need at least one appearance of 3 Count and Tank Abbott. Maybe he can fight Knux and threaten to cut his fucking throat before stealing his vest.

Good lord is it weird seeing a pro wrestling show to hype up a real-life fight in Bellator announced on a show where Wheelock said that most of the time in MMA, guys don't actually hate each other.

Maybe they can have Babalu come out of retirement to face Angle. Or they'll just spend six figures to bring in Bob Sapp to win the X Title. Or TV Title since it just disappears for eons anyway.

OH MY GOD! WE KNOW WHO THIS IS. IT'S THE MAINIAC TIM SYLVIA, JENS PULVER, PHIL BARONI, AND KEN SHAMROCK!

Anderson's look of sheer panic at the thought of someone horning in on his "most useless has-been in TNA" title was amazing. Hey Buddy

This wasn't a bad show, but hour 1 dragged on. Sabin-Manik was pretty nothing. Aries-AJ was an outstanding match that was well-worth watching again...outside of the finish. Tito as #august1 is wacky. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2013/08/tna-impact-8-1-13.html Screens - OH GOD, THEY'RE STARING INTO MY SOUL! http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/xbfkzrs74msz7gx1hyt322ma3mi37kp5

Part 2's thumbnail shows exactly how much of a cluster a one-ring War Games can get.

Bryan definitely looks like he could star in a film version of The Last of Us.

It's a damn shame I didn't have HD capturing tools back then. That's a perfect shot.

I remember when Christian first came in and they did a side-by-side talking head interview with both guys and Brown came off as so much more of a star in every way. He had a presence about him and they really should've put him over for the world title in January of '05 on PPV but...Jarrett needed to retain. I think that might've been the defense he had before a match with Nash where the guitar was banned, so he used a cello instead. And then it broke.

At least Butch seems rightfully creeped out and bewildered by it. Also, Bat-ista is disturbing on several levels.

Perfectly fine show, but it dragged a lot due to the sheer length of it and a lot of stuff feeling unimportant. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2013/07/raw-7-29-13.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/o0iuseydzwbciwcuk1qagadls7z5liqa

Mama Bella looks a billion feet tall compared to her kids. Loved how great Jimmy Uso came off - he sounded a lot like a Samoan Briscoe Bros. in the car with Naomi. Everything with Bryan and Brianna ruled, and if they get hitched, her married name will be hilariously close to her hubby's. Go Bryan and Brianna Danielson! I wonder if the Bellas got their tiny hats at the same place Daffney got hers. Naomi's tits were all over the place at the end when Layla was consoling her. Nattie also looked quite hot in lingerie, and Tyson's hair somehow went from bad with the little whatever in the front to worse fully grown out.

#operationdanglingcarrot289383 has begun!

I now want a skit where JR tries to sell propane and propane accessories.

I thought he was reading a magazine.

Yup. This was a show. RVD-Alberto was absolutely baffling. http://jayreviewsthings.blogspot.com/2013/07/sd-7-26-13.html Screens - http://www.imagebam.com/gallery/y8eqfg9wq63r5faxc2slo3489r1ail6g