Peck

Shelton Benjamin and Dolph Ziggler

And that future husband has been released too. (Riddick Moss)

Elias gone. Never forget the Seattle heat.

At least Emma got a future husband out of her "comeback".

If you're a Sawyer in wrestling I'd be very careful over the next few weeks.

Oh no... they got Boogs. No more McAfee shredding on the announcers table.

The pop Daniel Garcia is going to get when he goes to shake Sammy's hand and join the Callis Family but instead does THE DANCE is going to be monstrous.

It was Rick Knox.

Is that his shoot name? Because, if so, A. that's awesome and B. that totally sounds like a future felon.

Harley's tip jar as he stares you in to throwing him 100s

"He's not wrong." - Schoolchildren this week on playgrounds throughout America.

Nia Jax. Huzzah.

"Who the hell are you all talking about??" - 41-year-old still in tears over the death of Jimmy Buffett

Mox teaching Renee how to blade as we speak.

If these were the NWA production upgrades that have been talked about over the past few weeks then I'm still on the fence on whether I like them or not. Not the biggest fan of Danny Dealz on commentary either. Still completely watchable wrestling though.

Gotta say, Kris Statlander looks a lot better doing sign language than Robert Gibson.

Pro wrestling is your young children crying after you job.

Before anyone asks, I just want it on the record that I am NOT AEW attorney Christopher Peck.

Followed immediately by him murdering you so your family collects.

The Kendall Windham of the Culkins?

Welp, Punk terminated with cause.

Renee deserves a bonus for being able to hold it together during the Garcia/Parker/Daddy Magic interview. She was SO close to completely losing it and corpsing.

Happy September everyone. When the final chapter of the book is written, what will the Nemeth Brothers contribution to professional wrestling be remembered as?

I always knew that perm was suspect.