Shartnado

"Prior to performing the actual autopsy, we were forced to remove a half an inch thick layer of cocaine mixed with (what was hoped to be) perspiration from the entire body of the deceased..."

War Pigs?

Goddammit, Daddy Magic put those nips away! That's it, send Morrisey to take care of that, right now!

Yesterday evening, after watching this week's Rampage, I watched the episode that had Eddie Kingston vs Bryan Danielson, holy shit, that was hardcore! Eddie flipping Bryan off while passing out and the spontaneous standing ovation after the desperation spinning backfist, that was quite a ride! Bryan's chest looked a lot like Jericho's chest after this week's match. This is a wonderful companion piece to the Mox submission match, as well as the Punk match from Full Gear, the Jericho match from Revolution, hell I should watch the Cody match, also! Damn, if things had gone a little bit differently, then those guys could be the most fucked up version of AEW's SmackDown Six having every possible variation of Bryan, Mox, Punk, Cody, Eddie and Jericho on Weekly TV and PPV's. Well, that could still happen with Adam Page (or Miro) and Claudio taking the spots of Punk and Cody, and eventually Jericho, because despite this apparent rejuvenation he has to step back eventually.

And this is something to live by in all walks of life and for everyone.

For the actual thoughts on this week's Dynamite, yeah this was loaded! Jungle Boy needed this win, good. Lee & Swerve got the biggest possible win before likely dropping their titles next week. Jericho vs Dragon was once again really good , Sammy vs Mox was decent for what it was next week's finals could really go either way! Good times, next week should improve from this greatly!

Very good show! While Matt is painful to watch these days (meaning I hurt because it looks like he's in pain doing everything he's still capable of) this was a hell of a match! Ok, the tag match with House of Black, now Sting needs to get pinned at some point, or you need to give him a title match of some kind! Jericho vs Claudio, will Jericho be the one to get ROH on actual TV? Willow vs Penelope could have gone either way, there were points where I wasn't sure who's gonna win? Main event was intense af and Ethan Page avoided Danhausen's curse. Next week should be a blast!

Apparently his sunscreen wasn't applied evenly. That happens sometimes.

"Well Steve, if I HADN'T fallen, I'd still be in the heavens doing Goddess shit, now wouldn't I? See these wings? I made them myself! This is what I got to work with here! These fucking things can't fly! I'm trapped here, and I'm taking it out on anybody who messes with me, or asks stupid questions!"

Wrists definitely get meatier due to working out and yes, added grip-strength will make your muscles in your hands bigger, no doubt. I thought you meant the size of your palms growing and thought "yikes", but yeah there are gripping muscles that react to training, no doubt!

Oh boy, for the past three weeks I only made sure I get the bench in and another more pull oriented workout. This week I finally got three workouts in and today was the first trapbar since July. I started by standing on a platform and did 7x218, 3x328 and 1x438, then set the trapbar on the platforms and did 3 singles with 515, then 6×427 and a bunch of shrugs. As far as bench goes, I did a clean rep with 291lbs and decent but not exactly clean rep with 297 and a couple of partials afterwards couple of weeks in a row, so that hadn't taken such a hit as trapbar had, but I will get back to the grind and hopefully get back to the level I was a few months ago.

@The Natural asked for my Top 10 AEW matches and while I still haven't seen many of the classics I'd need to, in order to make a better (or more informed) selection, here's the list of stuff that made me go, "that was fucking amazing". 10 The Acclaimed vs Swerve & Keith Lee (All Out '22) 9 Adam Page vs Lance Archer (Texas Death Match?) 8 Jon Moxley vs Wheeler Yuta (the bleeding match) 7 Sammy Guevara vs Cody Rhodes Ladder Match 6 Jurassic Express & Christian vs Young Bucks & Adam Cole (Full Gear '21) 5 Kenny Omega vs PAC vs Orange Cassidy 4 Adam Page vs Kenny Omega (Full Gear '21, or '20, whichever) 3 CM Punk vs MJF (either one, really) 2 Kenny Omega vs Bryan Danielson (Grand Slam '21) 1 Jon Moxley vs Eddie Kingston Submission/I Quit (Double or Nothing '20) And because tag team wrestling is awesome, here's a list of just tag team matches for good measure: 10 Sting & Darby Allin vs FTR 9 Young Bucks vs Roppongi Vice 8 Jurassic Express vs Dark Order (Silver and Angels) 7 Young Bucks vs Lucha Bros (their latest match) 6 Young Bucks vs Lucha Bros (cage All Out 21) 5 FTR vs Young Bucks I 4 FTR vs Young Bucks II 3 Young Bucks vs Eddie Kingston & Jon Moxley 2 Adam Page & Kenny Omega vs Young Bucks (Revolution '20) 1 FTR vs Briscoes II (technically ROH, but whatever) And this could change constantly and I'm probably forgetting like half of what's supposed to be on here. ...Holy shit! There is a chance that I appreciate Young Bucks quite a bit, huh?

Yeah, I got that, I was just humble bragging...

Well that's new!

I guess if your HGH-levels spiked like crazy due to working out it could theoretically make your extremeties grow, but in general, I don't think that should happen! Maybe they are just swelling up? I hope that it's not due to every other part of your body shrinking, either! Maybe others can chime in, but I think it would be a very rare occurrance if it did actually happen.

Or... you could just get a head-start and go ahead without trt right now? Has worked for me just fine, so far. I'll be 45 in two weeks.

There could again be a joke in there somewhere, but I've got nothing...

We just saw her daugter, too! It doesn't seem like it would take THAT much money to feed her properly at this stage, right? Saving for college and shit like that is different, obviously, but feeding her shouldn't be a huge issue.

For whatever reason, I find it very cool if/when a member of a current tag team is able to win a singles title. Dax has so many belts right now that he might not be the optimal recipient of that reign, but he could be, once they drop at least a couple of those tag belts first. One of the Lucha Bros could carry a singles title, no problem. I'm sure Trent Barretta could, as well.

Yeah, it was either that, or the She-Hulk cosplay, I'm not sure...

Yeah, I don't know why that was but Jade did seem greener here than in many other matches! Maybe it was nerves or something, but it was basically oozing out of her for some reason, It was visible.

People already suggested Paul Wight and adding Taz my mind immediately went to Mad Mad 3 - Master Blaster - type of a deal with those two!

I guess even the best case scenario he would be their UWF champion (as in "Dr. Death" Steve Williams).

I think that's just how her head and face are put back together after being dropped on her head and taking one in the nose by Tay. The cracks are showing and the glue they used was blue for some damn reason.

Man, he must have seen some shit, in that case!