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Yeah Matt is swinging his arm so wildly he's never really stopping at point close to it, whereas the fans, presumably in an effort not to smack their neighbors' heads, basically just go from bent elbow to arm extended outward.

Dug this one deep out of the twitter archives: I'm torn between listing out all the names and instead letting people go "wait, is that?" so I'll split the difference and put the names in a spoiler:

Elias in NXT was deliberately boring. He did nothing flashy or exciting that would pop a crowd. His offense was well-executed but simple. His promos didn't have any catchphrases. He was a successful experiment in getting heat in the modern era.

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Yes

I didn't know Chris and Mark had that kind of relationship.

The disconnect between how seriously that guy pretended to take himself and how seriously he actually took himself was always amazing.

Target races: Meh

So the first thing Paige does as GM is give us Daniel Bryan vs AJ Styles for 15+ minutes. The second thing she does is get Shibata Is My Homie cashed. She's already the best authority figure WWE has ever had.

I know they used it. I meant that UNTIL they used it, I knew the match couldn't end.

So, I have one (relatively minor) gripe with Gargano/Ciampa: The exposed turnbuckle. When you set something like that up and don't come back to it later, it's Chekhov's Gun. There was a false finish that occurred (I think with the first time of getting the Gargano Escape locked in) that I could totally have bought if it weren't for the fact that that turnbuckle was still sitting there before someone went into it. It didn't need to be exposed as early as it was. Which is just to say that it wasn't a perfect match. It was a fucking great one, and it's right up there with the Almas match for MOTY to date.

Man there's no fucking way tomorrow is gonna touch what I just saw.

That was another in the series of "There's one van I'm super looking forward to and another that I'm kind of not and it was the one I wasn't expecting that turned out to be the better one."

Yeah, folks can go back on forth on him as a performer, but he's clearly got his head screwed on straight.

I feel like Regal's "you have three options" with "You're smart boys" was blatantly foreshadowing a new TUE member.

There's no way this thread is lasting through Mania weekend, never mind the month.

"card subject to change"

He probably is. Not getting cleared (and occasionally questionable booking decisions) aside, he's had a great relationship with the company, his wife and her family have a ton of ties to the company, and them wanting him to wrestle less rather than more will probably make whatever parenting situation he and Brie figure out a lot easier. Meanwhile, he's been gone long enough that even matches he's had in his pre-WWE days (e.g. Owens/Zayn) are fresh.

A bear about to swing a chair at a bull that has just jumped off of the top rope. ...I really don't have a better explanation for it.

Anyone saying the women's battle Royal trophy looks like a vagina really needs to relearn anatomy. It's CLEARLY a uterus. C'mon people, fallopian tubes aren't connected to the vagina.

LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK

I mean when you're right, you're right.

I mean at least the Marlins wasted no time letting their fans know what they can expect over the course of the 2018 season.

Also the field at Dodger stadium is ABOVE sea level so there's somewhere for that sewage to go.

Settle down CreativeContronetico.