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"Diegetic Ally" sounds like the protagonist of a totally unreadable indie comic.

PoE on PS4 is pretty good. It runs shockingly well and the controls are well done, although doing inventory tetris with the controller is a bit fiddly. The lack of mouse targeting also means that certain builds probably won't be viable on console. I've only had a little time to noodle around with the Grim Dawn expansion but the Oathkeeper is basically Captain America and it rules.

A Napoleon Dynamite shirt? Really? Did the "Does Harden make you horny, baby?" shirts get held up at the printers?

From screenshots it looks like abilities are mapped to the face buttons and the flasks to the d-pad, which is probably as good a solution as any. I liked playing Diablo 3 with a controller more than I did on PC so I'm looking forward to giving this a shot.

Path of Exile??? Is on PSN now??? Did this get announced at some point and I missed it? Also the second Grim Dawn expansion is out today so it's an ARPG bonanza.

Some say that DJ Wilson is still out there falling to this day.

Nebraska fired Tim Miles to (probably) hire Fred Hoiberg.

Apparently he was extorting Nike behind a story of Deandre Ayton's family taking money. So he's going to prison for extorting based on a story that 1) everybody knew already and 2) no one gave a shit about. What an asshole.

Lonzo Ball has completely cut ties with Big Baller Brand after one of the co-founders allegedly emezzled $1.5M.

Apparently there are 10 I love thinking of King Kong Bundy as an nice old guy chilling out with his many cats.

If Virginia loses as a #1 two years in a row can we just shut down the basketball program and turn the arena into a Sunglass Hut?

The alternate cover for the final issue of The Wicked and The Divine, drawn by Olivia Jaimes.

Danny Manning will stay at Wake Forest next year because they don't want to pay the huge buyout in his contract.

Someone please adopt King Kong Bundy's cat.

Mercedes: a car for all insufferable rich people.

Billy Mitchell would have to be a, like, top 3 most satisfying guy to give a wedgie to.

Guess I'm buying Marvels again, then.

That was Marvels, which kicks ass.

Georgia Tech is in the shit for taking Wendell Carter to a strip club and giving him $300 on a recruiting visit.

I'm at work so I can't check, but wasn't Rocket in the group walk in the first trailer?

Shut up, everyone! Shut up, Lutz! Dwarf Fortress is getting a Steam release with an updated tileset and new music. The free version will continue to exist and get updates alongside the premium version. I feel like I kind of have to buy it since I've put roughly a million hours in DF and paid $0 for it. I mean, they already have the backers' money so there's no real downside to pissing them off.

My wife and I are volunteering for a cat rescue, helping to take care of and socialize the kitties they have up for adoption at a local pet store. This is Lurch, he fucking loves fetch. He would like you to please throw the spring.

Bruce: still ridiculous

Yeah, this was me too. My hairline started to go at 18 so I buzzed it and, except for a couple of poorly-conceived experiments, have kept it that way ever since. I did kinda hit the bald guy lottery since I have very light colored hair and a normally-shaped skull. I don't mess with doing the full cueball, though. I use clippers with no guard and buzz it down to stubble once every week or two. Way easier than trying to blade shave your scalp and I like the look of a bit of stubble.

Luke Perry whipped ass.