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If the story's true, then it's probably because he thought some pleb working in a strip mall tanning salon would want to see his dick, and if she didn't it was his word against hers.

My favorite part is the "forever" in the top left corner.

Okay, I want Kofi to go over.

I remember seeing that live and thinking I'd just watched someone die.

I'd like to think Vince was a little humbled last time he tried to shop the programming around like it was worth NFL or NASCAR money and no one would give him a better deal than NBC/Universal. But if he wasn't humbled by XFL bombing then it might take him physically injuring himself just by doing a light sprint into the ring...no wait...I think this guy might be shameless and beyond embarrassment.

After Braun eviscerates the Miztourage, Maryse should get into the ring begging for her husband's life. Braun grabs her, and then it's like that scene in Predator 2 where he spares Maria Conchita Alonso because he uses his Predator vision to see that she's pregnant.

We've been saying this for five years and counting.

Worst remake of Mr. Baseball ever.

Oh come on, that's absurd. It would have to be all three of their kids on each other's shoulders in a trench coat.

I've always been curious about this: Everyone involved in Taker/Foley HITC has always maintained that the second bump through the cell ceiling was a legitimate accident. I've doubted this because I've never seen anyone, including Foley, explain what was supposed to happen next. Presumably they'd have to make it into the cell at some point, and I don't see the point of going back up on the roof without another spot planned. Does anyone remember someone describing what was supposed to happen? I'm almost sure it's not in Foley's books or any interviews I've seen.

If I don't see Bruce Willis and Cybill Shepherd seething mad at each other in the offices of Blue Moon Detective Agency before the revival fad dies I'll be really disappointed.

You can't admire someone else or put them on a pedestal like that. It's like Matthew McConaughey says, be your own hero. Man, McConaughey really turned his career around and seems to have a great balanced family life, which is rare for...aww shit.

Taker's best run on the mic was during the Big Evil phase and it's not even close. He did look shook Monday coming to the ring without his normal lighting.

Considering the bookies inexplicably had 10/1 odds of Bryan entering and winning, I'm going to guess anything short of that is going to get shit on.

Considering McFarlane's Spawn movie is going to be a Blumhouse-budget horror movie, it's apples and oranges to compare it with other recent comic book adaptations.

I believe this is what they call a win-win.

I remember when Spawn came out I misheard the name of the actor playing him and my first thought was, "Wow, Urkel got jacked."

I couldn't begin to count the number of people over the years we've seen in behind the scenes clips or press material be 100% more charismatic than they appear on television and someone says, "If only ______ was allowed to be like that on the actual shows." Enzo made the most of his spot and got it over, but it only seemed novel because of the way most of the roster is presented now. Disregarding that he's not good in the ring and is apparently a wretched person, I'm still not convinced that this was a lightning in a bottle scenario.

Hahahaha holy shit. Drew's stock just rose for me.

I guess a part of it is that Enzo was one of the most over wrestlers to come out of NXT/performance center that wasn't a name somewhere else first. He was an affirmation that the new feeder system was working. But he wasn't special. They have a team of writers and dozens of wrestlers. Just give any one of them some shit to say in repetition to the crowd and they'll get it over. It's like they don't remember in their beloved Attitude Era when everyone got their shit in on the mics before matches and even if they're matches were shit they were way over.

They're a huge improvement over the ones from the 90s. The Bret Hart one was always the most terrifying mask in the Halloween store. He looked like a transient murderer from an Unsolved Mysteries reenactment.

The big deviation I can remember is Silence of the Lambs being realeased in mid February of 91 and sweeping the 92 Oscars over a year later.

For some reason I thought there had been a Leslie Vernon sequel years ago and I'd missed it, but I guess it's just in development hell. Everyone involved in Behind the Mask should be working a lot more.

This investigation is certainly complicated by everyone involved being insufferable to listen to.