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If Punk keeps insisting on getting punched in the head, Hunter might eventually be able to lure him back just by jangling a shiny set of keys.

You have to tell them it's one of those coastal elite hunters. No one cares about hunters in flyover states.

I barely have time to watch any individual matches from each week that are talked about favorably here. It's hard to believe there was a time in my life where I consumed maybe 6-8 hours a week of wrestling as it aired. It does help that there's so much content that really isn't worth watching and heroes who are willing to parse through it and pimp the good stuff.

Miz keeping it too real.

I can dig it.

It's a good thing Vader fucked up there or Hogan might not have saved the youth center from greedy land developer Ric Flair.

Pretty stoked that a tattoo my wife created is getting some sports media attention.

It might be my intermittent explosive disorder.

I just imagined an entire episode of Ride Along with Orton and Big Cass just to make myself mad.

Seth really manages to fail his way upwards this time of year.

At least Vince didn't do it on live television like when he played out Orton, or when Hunter broke Masters's balls.

I remember years ago seeing a copy of the payouts for Summerslam 91 (the following year) and a lot of it not making any sense. As far as Rude leaving because he wanted to cycle off, I'd never heard that. He definitely looked different physically in WCW, but that was also when he was behaving erratically and a lot of it was chalked up to roid rage.

I haven't cared for anything he's made since Million Dollar Baby. There's something very stilted and artificial about his recent work. There's a weird quality to them that I can best describe as I'm never more aware I'm watching a movie than when I'm watching a later Clint movie.

Bob was always good for a superior live version.

Advertise Double J getting inducted, and then reveal at the ceremony it's The Real Double J.

Vince thinks Christian was an ugly utility version of Edge. He had a fantastic run as champ in WWECW, but nobody except us cares about that. I'd almost see E&C going in together before Christian gets his.

A couple of things about this: I don't know what Georgia O'Keefe looks like, but for some reason I feel that if someone showed me a picture of any of these and told me it was her I'd believe it(?) Nixon looks eerily like an older Jackie O. Also, yes Obama is quite fetching, but Calvin Coolidge is fine as hell.

Look, I know Jade ruined David Caruso's film career, but I wouldn't go so far as to call it abuse.

Pretty sure that's Brie.

Yes, and it was preceded that same year with the angle where Trump bought the company. Huge ratings, sent the stock into the toilet.

Exactly. When the initial video came out there was a dumpster fire thread because everyone thought they'd both gone off the deep end and the story of the Hardys was going to end in a Dead Ringers scenario. No one expected it to be the hottest angle in wrestling for a time and catapult them back to relevance. It'd be difficult to live up to that no matter what. Does anyone know what Borash is going to be doing for WWE? I thought part of the reason for bringing him in was to work on the Woken Matt stuff.

"Candid Account of Cocaine Cuckold Chris Candido." Anyway, Lawler is someone I'm guilty of giving a pass to in the past, but he can go to hell. "I don't care how good he/she is at _____," is my blanket philosophy now for people that are clearly morally bankrupt.

Trinity is awful, but there's some consolation in Wesley Snipes making the filmmakers lives miserable. Like the scene where he refused to follow direction and just open his eyes and they had to CGI eyes onto his lids.