Dewar

You look at that list of non-wrestlers, and there's a whole bunch who look like hall of famers. Maybe once a couple get voted in, the floodgates will open for the rest.

I have no wellness violations against me. Plus, he's from St. Louis, and not Canada.

Most of the people I know with season tickets are in a group, where each person gets two seats for 8 or 10 games a year. I know one guy who bought three seats for the full season, but sells off the majority of his tickets. At the MTS Centre, it's 8 bucks for a rum/vodka/rye, and 9 bucks for a jumbo draft. They wonder why people show up half in the bag to games, it costs half a month's rent to buy two tickets and drink at the game.

I can't change names. They only gave me buttons so I can lock up the Highway to Ham thread on Sunday afternoons. I have less moderating power than Jae. Someone called him the Dolph Ziggler of Moderators, which would make me the Tyson Kidd of Moderators.

I don't think so. if I can, El Daniel's going back to Novacain stat.

Five bucks for an NHL game is fantastic. I just checked Stubhub for tonight's Jets game, and they want 80 bucks to sit three rows from the top of the building. Um, no thanks.

Bills front office = little bitches. Can Atlanta file a complaint about being forced to play in a library disguised as a football stadium when they play that Toronto game? Oh Em Gee, the big, bad league is conspiring against we! It's a Conspiracy! C-O-N-SPIRACY.

OVERALL STANDINGS 98 Kyle Casey 97 Big Z (one week win) 96 dogwelder (one week win) 95 OutlawStar 95 Just Jay 94 Jrag 93 Joel Martin (one week win) 93 Bobby Whioux 93 Death From Above 92 RANDALL (two week wins) 91 jaedmc (two week wins) 85 elizium (one week win) 83 Young Mr. Grace 83 Dewar 83 JRGoldman 82 Cole Miner 82 Shaun Gilbert 82 Gonzo 81 APO 78 Hail Sabin 74 Lacelle 73 adamsie 69 odessasteps 48 Novacain 37 SirFozzie 12 Tim Evans 11 Cristobal 8 CSC

Results: Three-way tie for first with 9 wins. Tiebreaker was touchdown passes in Denver/San Diego, which was 5. WINNER - elizium, who picked 6 touchdown passes for the tiebreaker!!!! 9 - elizium, JustJay (7 for tiebreaker), Lacelle (9 for tiebreaker) 8 - JRGoldman 7 - Death From Above, RANDALL, Gonzo, Kyle Casey, Big Z, Jrag, Dewar, jaedmc 6 - Shaun Gilbert, OutlawStar, Joel Martin, APO, BobbyWhioux, dogwelder, Hail Sabin 5 - Cole Miner, Young Mr. Grace 4 - odessasteps

Indianapolis NY Jets Chicago Cincinnati Houston Arizona Atlanta Pittsburgh Philadelphia San Diego New Orleans NY Giants Seattle Denver New England Tiebreaker #1: Peyton Manning passing yards vs KC - 376 Tiebreaker #2: turnovers in NYJ/BUF - 4 Tiebreaker #3: Adrian Peterson rushing yards vs Sea - 104

Thursday, November 14 Indianapolis at Tennessee Sunday, November 17 NY Jets at Buffalo Baltimore at Chicago Cleveland at Cincinnati Oakland at Houston Arizona at Jacksonville Atlanta at Tampa Bay Detroit at Pittsburgh Washington at Philadelphia San Diego at Miami San Francisco at New Orleans Green Bay at NY Giants Minnesota at Seattle Kansas City at Denver Monday, November 18 New England at Carolina Tiebreaker #1: Peyton Manning passing yards vs KC Tiebreaker #2: turnovers in NYJ/BUF Tiebreaker #3: Adrian Peterson rushing yards vs Sea

Damn fun Jets/Sharks game tonight. Detroit re-match is up next for the Jets. As of right now, the West is 73-29-11 against the east. 9 of those 29 losses belong to the Oilers, who are the only Western Conference team who isn't over .500 against the East this season.

The 22 yard field goal falling short because of how hard the wind was blowing might have been the funniest football play since Kerwin Bell spiked the ball into his own nuts.

I assumed Tim Krul's 14 saves today would be worth at least six points. I was wrong, only wourth four.

Fuck you Wal-Mart and your shitty disentegrating shopping bags. Two bags, both shredded before I made it home from a 8 minute walk. Also fuck you to the shitbag who was honking his horn at me after he made an illegal turn when I was trying to pick up an empty 20 litre water jug before it got run over by a car.

OVERALL STANDINGS 91 Kyle Casey 90 Big Z (one week win) 90 dogwelder (one week win) 89 OutlawStar 87 Jrag 87 Joel Martin (one week win) 87 Bobby Whioux 86 Death From Above 86 Just Jay 85 RANDALL (two week wins) 84 jaedmc (two week wins) 78 Young Mr. Grace 77 Cole Miner 76 elizium 76 Dewar 76 Shaun Gilbert 75 JRGoldman 75 APO 75 Gonzo 73 adamsie 72 Hail Sabin 65 Lacelle 65 odessasteps 48 Novacain 37 SirFozzie 12 Tim Evans 11 Cristobal 8 CSC

RESULTS!!!!! Three way tie for first, between jaedmc, odessasteps and dogwelder at 9 points. Tiebreaker #1 ended up being 3 points. 13 is closer than 17 or 23, so jaedmc takes the week! 9 - jaedmc (13 for tiebreaker), odessasteps (17 for tiebreaker), dogwelder (23 for tiebreaker) 8 - Gonzo, Joel Martin, BobbyWhioux, JustJay, Hail Sabin, Cole Miner, Young Mr. Grace 7 - Death From Above, Shaun Gilbert, elizium, Jrag, Dewar, APO, Big Z 6 - Kyle Casey 5 - Lacelle, OutlawStar 4 - RANDALL

Minnesota Atlanta Cincinnati Chicago Philadelphia Indianapolis NY Giants Tennessee Pittsburgh San Francisco Houston Denver New Orleans Tampa Bay Tiebreaker #1: touchdown passes in Den/SD - 9 Tiebreaker #2: Jimmy Graham receiving yards - 127 Tiebreaker #3: total points in Mia/TB - 39

FS1 has a UFC show on Saturday night, so they couldn't have aired it anyway. The Fox broadcast network is airing Texas-WVU, which was an absurdly awesome game last year and has the ZOMG TEXASSSSSS appeal. ESPN/ABC still have access to Saturday Pac 12 games, don't they? I'm sure Stanford/Oregon could have been their primetime matchup. Would have been a more exciting matchup for us neutrals than this week's scheduled Notre Dame/Pittsburgh matchup.

I don't get why the Pac 12 let ESPN move Stanford/Oregon to a Thursday, unless they were afraid everyone would be watching LSU/Alabama on Saturday night. Don't think FOX knew Baylor was going to be this good this year, otherwise that game would have been on Saturday night in primetime for sure.

They played great Monday, then looked like fucking shitdicks again on Wednesday.

Week 9 results tonight.. Thursday, November 7 Washington at Minnesota Sunday, November 10 Seattle at Atlanta Cincinnati at Baltimore Detroit at Chicago Philadelphia at Green Bay St. Louis at Indianapolis Oakland at NY Giants Jacksonville at Tennessee Buffalo at Pittsburgh Carolina at San Francisco Houston at Arizona Denver at San Diego Dallas at New Orleans Monday, November 11 Miami at Tampa Bay Tiebreaker #1: touchdown passes in Den/SD Tiebreaker #2: Jimmy Graham receiving yards Tiebreaker #3: total points in Mia/TB

You know who else liked "Battle of the Network Stars"? Red Forman. Holy shit. Wikipedia says that Chuck Norris was the original pick to play Red Forman. That can't possibly be true, can it?

Sadly, this was my first thought as well...... at least Dallas/Cinci won't have to feel bad about being the worst division winner, right?Why are you taking shots at Detroit? It's not out fault Bradford is hurt. He's a Bears fan....

Awesome time tonight at the MTS Centre watching the Jets beat the Red Wings. Ran into some friends, and long lost high school buddies. If only rum wasn't 8 bucks a drink...