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  1. Technico Support
    He runs a casino. Called Buffalo Bill's. Amazing
  2. Technico Support
    Between that unfortunate haircut and his awful beard that struggles -- and fails -- to hide his double chin, AJ definitely needs a some "queer eye" assistance.
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    Exceptions to the rule: Project Ciampa and Sole Food (though obviously that's the foot, not the knee)
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    Ray Donovan is off to a weird, slow start but, as first episodes have a lot of heavy lifting to do and are more about "setting the table," I'll wait and see. On the plus side, TED FUCKING LEVINE.
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    I'm assuming AJ Styles is skipping that show?
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    Lawful Metal's mention of the Neutralizer reminded me of the move Cesaro used to call The Neutralizer on the indies, which was also called the Brock Lock when Lesnar used to do it every once in a while. That shit was so nasty when Brock or Cesaro would actually sit down with it and completely trap the opponent. Damn. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view2/1803989/brock-lock-o.gif
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    The Gu-Lock!
  8. Technico Support
    I think all the sounds are added in post
  9. Technico Support
    Fuck. Reigns is so lame that even his Wellness violation is boring.
  10. Technico Support
    The UK fans win in the end. Callihan and Black > Abyss and Galloway.
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    Or mention that Zack Sabre is the current PWG World Champ.
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    On the plus side, Huey Lewis just bought a new house.
  13. Technico Support
    I was scrolling too fast, saw Statham, and hoped it was Crank 3.
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    You're right about the name WWE. I have a Washington Post magazine in front of me that references a trophy given in an office as "a WWF-style belt" so, after all this time, it still hasn't caught on 14 years later because wrestling is still considered lowest common denominator entertainment for retards, rednecks and children.
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    Seriously, when you're using the same finish as La Resistance, maybe it's time to rethink things.
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    LOL I was going to mention that as well but felt I would be picking on Joe too much! It's actually worse than you said: Powerbomb-->pin-->kick out-->Boston Crab-->opponent breaks hold slightly-->STF or crossface Seriously, just scout your opponent and figure out a combo breaker. Same goes for any contrived signature combo, like AJ Styles' drop down, leapfrog, dropkick. For fuck's sake, you know it's coming!
  17. Technico Support
    I want to see Owens hit the package piledriver in WWE just once instead of just teasing it. I know the Steenalizer might be too much to ask for, though.
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    Any of WWE's "jump up into the air, grab a guy by the head in some awkward way and slam him to the mat" finishers can all eat a dick. The Zig Zag, Paydirt and whatever R-Truth calls his move all suck ass.
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    Holy shit. Yeah, I hate that move, especially Lethal's execution of it. Guy stands there frozen, maybe swaying from side to side waiting for it like a character in MK waiting for a fatality while Jay signals for it and goes into the convoluted setup. It is only cool if a flippy dude uses it as a counter once in a while. As a finisher it's awful. Doubly so because the guy doing it is a heel and, as such, shouldn't be doing flashy shit.
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    Not finishers per se, but I can't stand "signature counters" because they're just too business exposing in their need for obvious cooperation. For example, women who never ever did top rope moves would suddenly think they're Superfly Snuka against Trish Stratus so she could do the Stratusphere. Ditto Samoa Joe's corner Uranage. See also: You Can't Powerbomb Kidman!
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    They should rebrand both shows but they won't. "Smackdown" is a dated reference, named after the catchphrase of a guy who barely works for them. Shouldn't they be looking forward, not backward? And there's nothing "Raw" anymore about their canned, overproduced, overscripted Monday show. The show started as a food truck, now it's an Applebee's. Neither name fits anymore and they're so far past due to freshen things up it's ridiculous. They need change it up and get away from how homogeneous everything is. They've been using the same sets for eight years. Fuck.
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    It wasn't Heenan's fault...Bischoff didn't clue the announcers in on the angle. What a fucking goof.
  23. Technico Support
    Holy shit a Creepshow comic reference in 2016. Bravo to you sir.
  24. Technico Support
    Jerry was right to be mad at her, out carousing like that on a school night.
  25. Technico Support
    We need an Austin guest spot where "TIE-JIRI" gives him words of wisdom.
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