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Well the "never get embarrassed about anything" part is certainly true.

"Mr. Jack, I've never bladed before. Can you help?" in_memory_mike_white.jpg

Jesus Christ, how many catchphrases, nicknames, etc can they put on the tron and the floor for Roman's entrance? His screen already says "ROMAN EMPIRE" and "BELIEVE THAT." How long until we have "THE BIG DOG" and "THEE GUY?" Vince is so fucking desperate for this Lorenzo-Lamas-in-Renegade looking doofus to get over. GOD DAMMIT PAL WE NEED MORE NICKNAMES

The headline is not "Penta-GONE!" because Dave is not that creative

Nothing's as bad as the trailer for the last Gears of War game. Some room opens up revealing the badass armor for all the characters. And the female character's armor is apparently just a steel bra. But hey, I'm just a shitty PC SJW I guess.

This fucking guy. He's every angry, short, Napoleon Syndrome motherfucker you've ever seen. Walking around in his too-big suit and imaginary lats. Fuck him.

Living and working near DC, how the hell did I forget about my hatred for the Racial Slurs? Yeah, they just made the list. @J.T. sooner or later, you'll realize, as I did, that Steelers and Ravens fans hate each other because they're the same, as are their cities. I'm generalizing, of course, as a Ravens fan who's not purple camo wearing white trash.

Just don't look in the mirror and say Jerseykidd three times

I need to stop watching MSNBC. The stories of Trump only filling 30 out of 690 open positions so far has has me anxious as fuck. As does his appointment of robber barons and morons like Perry who don't even understand the job they're being given. Overhead shots comparing the crowds today to those of four years ago are amazing. Trump has maybe 1/4 the number of attendees Obama had, and that's being generous. Though Cheeto Fuhrer will just lie and say it was the biggest crowd ever.

Where have you gone, Ripclawe? A nation turns it lonely eyes to you.

Blackjack Parsons. That takes me back. I'm constantly tempted to start a "DVDVR people you remember who aren't around anymore" thread.

Is there any team this is universally not disliked? Notice I didn't say universally liked. I mean, is there anyone who, if they went 19-0, fans of every other team would say, "meh...I'm fine with it." Like I only truly dislike NE & PItt. Green Bay is probably close, with all that "owner" bullshit their crazy fans actually believe. So that leaves 29 other teams I'd be totally fine with going all the way. Maybe we can all combine our lists in some massive Venn Diagram, real scientific like.

As I feared, the Omega interview double-dipped the Killing the Town interview. It was enjoyable up until they hit the part I'd heard already.

Where do you fall in the Bayley Fandom Continuum? No opinion I consider her to be the "Female Eugene" I just bought 7 "I'm a Hugger" t-shirts I want to store her in a well in my home and eventually wear her flesh as a suit

I'd be up for a team I don't dislike going 19-0

I call it meaningless in that four of the six were won 1) during a dynasty run, so yeah, they had a short, hot period 2) two generations ago when 3) it was essentially a different sport. Since then they've won just as many as their division rival, Baltimore, a much younger team. Calling attention to that stat says. "hey, we were great a long time ago!" It's not the mic drop argument ender that Steeler fans think it is. It's more akin to Al Bundy talking about his Polk High days.

I audibly gasped when I read that. Absolutely unexpected.

I didn't feel they dumbed it down. Rather, I felt a lot of the early stuff in the film was a convoluted mess. So much so that they had to rip off the whole "Planet Name and Description" thing from Guardians of the Galaxy every time they showed a new planet. They have never done that in a Star Wars film and it stuck out like a sore thumb. I absolutely agree with the mountain climbing thing. They were really far away from the platform when they landed. Cassian had to climb up and over a bit to just get a level shot, but somehow Jyn could get right to the platform in the same amount of time? That was a real WTF moment for me. Maybe she had hidden jets in her feet like R2D2.

A main roster storyline where she's either crazy or a bitch. Her pick. And implants.

To paraphrase the great Michael Caine, "I've never seen The Emoji Movie but by all accounts, it's terrible. But I have seen the house that it built, and it's terrific."

People aren't mad at Steve Harvey for transgressive humor. That corny mainstream fuckwad is as far from transgressive as you can get. People hate Harvey because he's a condescending mysoginist chucklefuck who is such a shit he tried to get Bernie Mack fired off Ocean's 11 so he could have the role. Fuck that Bigen mustached motherfucker.

I worked with a Pittsburgh fan who, when the Ravens played the 49ers in the Super Bowl, rooted for his hated division rival just because a Niners win would mean the Steelers would have to share that dumb record. That's how pathetic Steelers fans are. Keeping sole ownership of a meaningless stat > a rival winning the Super Bowl.

Damn, I would've said Breakin' and Breakin' 2, but the Matrix beats them by a month.

You're clearly not from Pittsburgh, since the correct yinzer response to any criticism is HURRRR SIX RINGS

Putting two bad football teams in a city that doesn't care about football to begin with* is the absolute height of NFL hubris. Source: I emailed my brother in LA who told me they've already forgotten about the Rams and won't care about the Chargers if they start losing out of the gate like the Rams did.