Dolfan in NYC

Basically, the top teams unfairly get easier schedules (and it's not just an NFL issue).

This was the greatest/worst mission ever. I cannot express how fun it was getting cheered on losing 2 stars in the mountains by the oil field and nearly getting killed TWICE on the way back down to the truck. And when it rained... oh god. By the end, this was me: Oh by the way, the payout: 1200 RP, $2500. Fuck you Lamar.

Jobber Thursday needs to be all Rally Races tonight.

This was on reddit. Throwback Thursday to 1991: Some guy gets the call he's been drafted by Atlanta.

Since I can't do drag queen in GTA, I need my guy to look like he belongs in Robert DeNiro's crew in Heat, that or a thug trying to kill Martin Sheen in The Believers. That's usually my guide.

I've said it before... I don't know how it's possible, but Windham & Taylor Rotunda are somehow bigger creeps than Bray Wyatt & Bo Dallas could ever hope to be.

Poor A's and Mets.

I feel like throwing acid in the face of whoever made the Dolphins schedule. 7-9, here we come!

Phew. That game was closer than it had any right to be. Also, it looks like Frank Vogel will be fired if the Pacers fuck up this playoffs.

What in the hell is the context of this. Please tell me.

Final 2 hosts announced: 5/10 Host: Charlize Theron Musical Guest: Coldplay 5/27 Host: Andy Samberg Musical Guest: St. Vincent Yuck.

Didn't ECW crowds use that tune for some memorable chants? Poor Francine. Even she was taken aback by what they chanted.

The Yes Movement has reached Pittsburgh...

You need these a little more than I do right now

Is this the first time they're doing a whole TV special (non-NFL Network) surrounding the schedule's release? Just seems.... gratuitous. PEW PEW PEW.... LASERS... GRAPHICS... MUSIC!!!! ST. LOUIS AT JACKSONVILLE OCTOBER 26TH!!! PEW PEW PEW!!!!!

Oh, whichever map we did where it was 5 level 90 and up guys vs. 4 level 60 and below guys... Oof. Was that ever a definition of a squash.

I think that Motel is strangely enough the most balanced map they have for all of us and our different levels. I think I saw the scores went from like 12 to 7, and that's with 10 of us playing. That's like something out of Roger Goddell's parity dreams. As for PIT'ing... I'm not saying I do it intentionally, but I wouldn't suggest flashing me a wheel I can reach when the last checkpoint in a race is directly ahead. ;-)

Should be on around 7. Ready to blow up stuff. Andrew should be on too. His objective is to make everyone laugh with his new outfit. My objective is to change out of the white santeria suit so I don't get shot 14000 times.

New smoking area signs at Coors Field:

I never cheer for an injury. But this... Yeah, for Emma's sake, Santino needs to get run over by a truck full of broken glass. Repeatedly.

Stay strong big man. Things will work out. This was a good night. $100k in about 90 minutes. That's always a good time.

Damn. The Clippers are not messing around.

That was the shot of the year. I just hope it's for naught.

WWE did a NOH8 photo shoot in support of LGBT rights I knew I liked this guy for a reason.

Is it bad that I thought Heath Slater had got a dye job and a tattoo until I watched Smackdown?