Dolfan in NYC

From the Sports Pickle:

Adrian Beltre still does not enjoy having his head touched. Neither does Miggy.

Now I get it. Abby wears his pants so high because he's sensitive about the scar on his stomach.... Abby looks like Patrice O'Neal.

Hey, I wonder how I can lose my job in literally 21 seconds... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3c494h5mt_E

My cousin, Maj. Luis Barraza, got to throw out the first pitch at Citi Field yesterday I have 1 proud.

I BO-lieve in Chris Bosh.

Bynum's career is, in all likelihood, over in the NBA. Besides, he hasn't been anywhere near "good" in 5 years. Everyone needs to stop with the "Lebron can make more money elsewhere" routine. Lebron does not make the majority of his money off his NBA salary, he makes it off his endorsements and his clothing line. What makes that possible is continued success on the court. Don't ask where he can make the most money, ask where he can win the most championships. That's all he cares about in terms of the NBA.

Not as awkward as when you see me in the stripclub

Drunk Melraz is talking about Cleaning the Cat House, which is as hard as any Martin mission but pays like a mid-range Lamar mission. Fuck that girl. Although Dan had an interesting question, is this Anna, the daughter of Faustin from GTA IV? Shame we'll never get to ask him...

So as for Dan and D2S2: Andrew, he, and I get the cargobob. He has the good idea of having a couple of us wait for him outside since none of us have Buzzards. Once out he abandons the C-bob near my car, the plan was for him to drive away and lose it while we fly south. However, no helicopters spawned, so he lost the 4 *'s. Andrew is most in need of the flying stat, so he takes flying duty. Once we're over the compound, Dan and I parachute down, so we can take the guys out while he keeps flying. So we get down and he gets a sniper shot ready. Bang! 2 for 1. But for some reason, this instantly gets him a 3 * wanted level. So now he's got to lose the cops. I took a shot, and now I have a 3 *. He dies twice, I die. And now Andrew who's about 5000 ft in the air, has to come down and try to take out the guys himself. But as he was landing, we got a Failed screen, saying we didn't reach the target. Really odd. However, yesterday was not all bad. For the first time, I defeated Dan in a flying race. So, take THAT.

So it's a quiet day in sports, because Deadspin watched and reported on it.

So. Yeah, I think... Well, I'm just gonna say, that I'm either going to either love this movie or hate it and Melissa McCarthy's continued existence, based solely on my mood.

Randall K. Orton, Super Genius

#BringBackOurStreak

Two guys ready for a steak and a Buffalo Bills game.

Give me a link. Right now.

Dan is not a fan of Docks to Stocks II.

Emmett Otter fucking rules. Instant like. Also, Vince Russo feels Adam Rose's rabbit needs to take bumps. Thank the lord he's gone.

Who wants to play hide and go seek

The Bills beat the Rockies last night.... ...wait, what?

Woody Allen's latest:

JJ Abrams wants you to be in Episode 7

Posted to Jim Kelly's wife's Instagram this morning: