Dolfan in NYC

Tom Brady has left the practice field with a possible knee injury http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/08/14/brady-leaves-practice-looking-at-knee/

God bless the Onion:

The list for me starts and ends with Aventinus. It may be a little hard to find outside of a craft beer shop, but it's everything beer should be.

10 years ago today. . .

I saw Dan Marino retire Joe Montana.

My guess would be Magneto. He did have the line about Stryker being the only other man he met who could manipulate Adamantium like him. Oh how I'd love to see this on the big screen

OF COURSE they're showing him wearing a Miami Heat cap.

Wait, what? What do you mean "still?" This is the first I've seen of such a plan. Meltzer or someone said a couple of months ago they were trying desperately to pay Austin enough to do one more match, to that date, they weren't close. The apparent idea was Austin (as a proxy for Vince) vs. HHH (as a proxy for Stephanie & himself) for control of the company. There was much gnashing of teeth at this prospect.

Oh, and HHH's heel turn is so being telegraphed his Maddox Pedigree should've been sponsored by Western Union. Just stay the fuck out of my main event McMahons. Jesus. The two of them are doing fine as "faces who don't respect each other" (Randy's oncoming heel turn is enough overbooking). As it is, the finish is 100% going to be: Bryan has the match won, HHH pedigrees the fuck out of him, drags Cena's lifeless corpse over, 1, 2, 3. "I hear voices", RKO, kickout at 2, Pedigree & RKO, 1, 2, 3. New corporate champ. Yuck.

Was it a nature film about what would happen if a mega earth quake struck California? No, it was Demolition Man.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/breaking/chi-pete-rose-wrong-vice-20130812,0,6972211.story

So, if you want to see what your 25 man lineup would look like if pesky Curt Flood hadn't ruined it for everyone, this guy's put together the All-Homegrown lineup for every team: http://itsaboutthemoney.net/archives/2013/08/12/the-all-homegrown-mlb/ (Craig, you probably don't want to look at what the Cubs look like.)

Okay, so we gotta figure out a way to change image sizes. . .

So a friend of mine is playing a cop in this movie (Spoiler -- he dies). But the other MUCH bigger spoiler is:

The owls... http://youtu.be/j8N2SftkPmQ

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