Dolfan in NYC

On this date, 7 years ago... Absolutely nothing happened.

GIFS EVERY DAY. UNTIL THIS SITUATION IS RESOLVED.

There are two opinions about the new music: 1) The new music kicks 203 flavors of ass, and 2) the wrong opinion.

Roman Reigns and the Wyatts backstage.

Good lord son. What is wrong with you.

It speaks to how much they like Vickie that they let her get more over on Stephanie on her way out than anyone has since Jericho called her a trashbag whore. Was I the only one bored by the main event? Kane's addition means less than nothing. I'm still guessing Cena walks out with the belt, but that's like betting the 1/5 favorite in a horserace. The other ladder match is far more intriguing as they could do: - Kofi finally fulfilling his promise (with eventual heel turn) - Rollins keeping on plowing through competition - Ambrose exacting sweet deadly revenge on Rollins - BNB making mush of every other idiot's stupid fucking faces - Ziggler making it all the way back to the main event - RVD --- lol, no. However, the greatest thing ever... Naomi's GREEN SPARKLY LIPSTICK. I swear to god, I thought the graphic said Paige was facing this:

And the flood gates open

Not to mention that they also got away with a blatant foul a second before.

The Bad Guys Won is one of the best sports books I've ever read. Highly recommended.

Well. That looked easy.

From what I remember, the real number was somewhere around 140. Either way, it was late 90's WCW, there was more accuracy coming from Baghdad Bob than there was out of that place.

NPR reported this morning that Univision is lowering the crowd noise when Mexican fans use their "puto" chant.

Josh Byrnes has been given his Future Endeavors as President & GM of San Diego.

Yeah, but is WWE actually going to sue over Thunder? That would require admitting that you OWN Thunder. It all depends on what the copyright covers. If it's just TV and/or wrestling, then they're fine. If it's all media, in perpetuity, etc. etc. then they may have some problems ahead. (Assuming, the E hasn't given permission and/or they renewed the copyright when it came up)

God damn it, I miss Gandolfini. And not for nothing, but that sweet innocent puppy is in WAY too many scenes for me to think he'll be okay.

Holy fuck. Did Argentina just escape with their fucking lives.

Okay, it is late, but this is being reported by "Mad World News", which I do not know is or is not a parody site: Will Smith is producing a Trayvon Martin movie, and will cast his son Jaden as Trayvon. Wilmer Valderrama is set to play George Zimmerman. The real George Zimmerman will be paid $3.2 million to be a consultant on the film. Release date is Spring of 2015. -- Please please please, Jesus, Allah, and Buddha, please make this just be bullshit.

Vince Neil has gotten approval for an Arena franchise for Las Vegas. He wants to name the team the Outlaws. I'll guarantee you Vince was dumb enough not to renew the copyrights.

Tracy has been released from the hospital and is in a rehab center now. Never did I think I'd be happier to hear "Tracy Morgan is in rehab".

No, he's just bitter about burning $100M to have Linda lose by 12 percent.

Fuck you for not calling this "FUCK YOU TOO"

Hey, remember Viggo Mortensen? http://youtu.be/7Y7UfOfH3ZU