Dolfan in NYC

One thing that's being glossed over is the end of DB's promo: "I'm going to make John Cena tap out." IF he wins and Randy doesn't cash in, I don't think there's any better way in the world to make Bryan look like a killer than to make someone tap who hasn't done so in nearly a decade.

Okay, just for the record... I know it's popular to shit on Josh Gad, but he is NOT a bad actor. He was hysterical in Book of Mormon on Broadway (where he was nominated for the Leading Actor Tony) and was great in his time on the Daily Show.

Spoilered for size:

Chris Hadfield just tweeted this:

It's not every day you get to throw a penalty flag on a Super Bowl MVP.

Thanks Obama.

Golf thread. Tiger's currently on pace to shoot a 59: http://espn.go.com/golf/player/scorecards/_/id/462/tiger-woods

University of Zamunda?

Related topic: Pete, who the hell is in YOUR signature.

Only if the Yanks eat 95% of the salary. . . Remember, they're about 2 millimeters away from voiding his contract. I'm positive they're going to do everything in their power to do so in the next 6 months.

First Polls~! Coaches 1. Alabama 2. Ohio State 3. Oregon 4. Stanford 5. Georgia Northwestern somehow weaseled their way in at 22. Above Wisconsin & USC. lol http://www.usatoday.com/sports/ncaaf/polls/

Man from Rochester calls to tell the world how much Mario Williams sucks, witnesses a Peregrine Falcon attack: http://deadspin.com/sports-radio-callers-rant-interrupted-by-falcon-attack-988352064?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

So Rodriguez's people are, according to OTL, negotiating with MLB for something other than a lifetime ban and hopefully less than a year and a half off. I think he's desperate to get at least to Mays and maybe Ruth. But I'm guessing he's hoping that some team will take a roll of the dice on a 40 year old who hasn't played in 2 years who's chasing some stats. So, this is from 2015:

13:02 would destroy the internet forever, leaving a barren hellish landscape where all that's left is FSW begging a dead Dean & Rippa to give him Admin rights since they're now dead.

Just in case.

Nope.

XFL-style scrambles?

Agreed about Pete Rose, but we all know Rose won't get unbanned while he's alive. I think the most "lifetime-ban-worthy" rumor that I've heard is that for lack of a better word, A-Rod was dealing. Supposedly, he was bringing people in to Biogenesis and taking a cut of the profits. If that's true...

Michael Young told the Phillies the only place he'll accept a trade to is back to Texas.

Bill Simmons latest column is unreadable. Seriously, I know it's supposed to be an NBA off-season column, but I don't know if he actually ever speaks about the NBA.

First image of Peter Dinklage in X-Men: DOFP