Dolfan in NYC

Kyrie underwent surgery and is out 3-6 weeks. (The playoffs start in about 3 weeks.)

motherfucker...

And Zelina Vega in the leopard print. And is that one of the Heavy Machinery guys behind her?

Also, Brock Osweiler is signing with Miami. Here is, roughly, my reaction:

Um.... I'll be honest, I am not all THAT familiar with Japanese stuff. I've seen the megamatches from over there, but I cannot with any degree of intelligence say who has had a better body of work. I can definitely see the comparison to Benoit as a smaller worker with a furious and reckless style with a career cut short. (And yes, I'm fully aware of ALL the implications behind that statement.)

The man saved the Dolphins from relocation in the early 90s after Joe Robbie died. Brought baseball to Miami. And made a fortune based on your late fees at Blockbuster. And now his watch has ended.

RULE CHANGE SEASON! Another proposed change is that in Overtime a team can win by scoring on their "second possession." In other words, Team A kicks of to Team B, who scores a field goal in their drive. Team A gets the ball, throws an INT, and during the return, there's a fumble that's run back for a touchdown. Under current rules, it's widely believed the game ends the moment the ball is intercepted, though the actual rule is silent on this. This codifies the loophole. This is called "solving for a problem that isn't there."

Alcoholism is hardly the greatest of vices in the creative world. And judging from the borderline mainstream success of R&M, I'm guessing Harmon and Roiland are looking for a significant payday. Which may be money AS just doesn't have to spend.

Was that Braun asking him if he shaves his chest? lol

Look, we all love The Dragon of America, but there doesn't need to be multiple threads dedicated strictly to one guy. I'm moving this to the main DB thread. (And the HHH match at Mania 30 is better than the three way later that night.)

This fucking league... I swear to god...

Frank Gore is coming home. He's signed a 1 year deal with the Dolphins.

Frankly, I think it ended up working in the WWE's favor, strangely enough. Everyone knew Bryan "wasn't supposed to win." Which made his gauntlet of death through HHH/Stephanie, Batista, AND Orton all the more exciting to see. There really was a legitimate chance that Vince would have pulled the plug at any time and HHH or Batista could have walked out champion. But not Orton. Fuck him.

UNDER THE SILVER LAKE Starring Andrew Garfield, Riley Keough, and Topher Grace Directed by David Robert Mitchell (It Follows)

Still looks better than Brolin.

Nice

It actually seems straight up like they've done a double turn and LaRusso is the heel here. I don't know if I want to pay for fucking YouTube, but god damn does that look good.

"From the Studio that Brought You 27 Dresses and The Devil Wears Prada" Fucking LOL

Lebron is the first player in history to go for 35 pts, 15+ assists, and 0 TO's. That's inhuman. (So frankly, is the comeback Cleveland made last night. Damn.)

I do like how people pretend Montreal wasn't an abjectly awful baseball town who did not go to the games or support the team. (And preemptively, yeah, Miami's no better. Hurr Hurr....)

(I am editing this because I did not see @The Natural's post. He also did not see his new title.)

Apparently the current offer to the Giants is both Bills 1's, next year's 1, and a 2 from this or next year, depending on who you believe. That seems like... a lot.

Ndamukong Suh is meeting with the Raiders tomorrow. And that makes so much sense, the league should just force him to sign there.

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