Dolfan in NYC

I wanted to thank Mis for helping me out on Christmas Eve in making about $400k in about an hour between selling his weed, my coke & weed, and a couple of other miscellaneous sundries. Assist goes to Stout for doing roughly 800 supply runs with me. We were all wondering why Rockstar hasn't sold a snowplow for this week where it snows. I think the price tag should be somewhere around the entirely reasonable $5 million they seem to charge for any car that is remotely fun.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. WE'RE IN! Look, I know we're going to get treated like the dolphins in The Cove by the Steelers, but in the mean time... WOOO! (and besides, there's a 2% shot they can move up to #5 to face Houston)

Sami is going to die a wonderful, glorious death next week. (I'm guessing Roman is going to interfere but Reigns already has KO at the Rumble, so... yeah) Adrian Neville, Super Dick is a character I can get behind. He needs to blow through Rich Swann like he's paper.

Bryce Petty has been placed on IR by the Jets. I'm sure Christian Hackenberg will pl--- LOL no.

And Derek Carr is getting carted off. So we can just cross of Oakland...

I hate Jay Ajayi a little less now. Current mood:

Why not? This is in the Criterion Collection:

Get on GTA and commiserate. The Giants D probably just cost me the semis of my fantasy team.

"You were doing so well!" Rusev is a god damned national treasure.

Brogdon said today he had zero idea it was Lebron defending him on that play. "Honestly, if I looked and saw it was LeBron, I might not even have gone up." This kid is alright.

You've never watched Drive, have you? I can assure you, Gosling can turn it on when he has to. (Like when he's in an elevator.)

I'm sorry, this scene just entered my head as I read this. Rogue One is amazing. I want a K2SO movie. Fuck Boba Fett.

Baylor's Shock Linwood is sitting out the Cactus Bowl also. This is clearly going to become a thing.

I hate this world and everything in it. The Emoji Movie Starring: TJ Miller, Stephen Wright, and Ilana Glazer.

I liked the Venom colors better:

Jeffrey Loria is apparently despondent about getting told to fuck off by every free agent and is according to the Miami Herald, willing to listen to offers for the Marlins. His price tag is $1.7 billion. Yes, with a b.

The WWE did not:

Trump sketches aren't going anywhere. He's going to be President, he gets no different treatment than any of the 7 guys before him. Also, I'm pretty sure Kate McKinnon is a national treasure. Everytime she does an abduction sketch, it's hands down, the best. http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat/2016/12/18/kate_mckinnon_meets_krampus_on_snl.html

The Dolphins have won 8 of their last 9, and I'm happy. Because of this, I give you Christmas kitties: The vast majority of games are on SATURDAY this week.

Not for nothing, but Braun interfering in matches I had no interest in seeing like 911 '16 is alright by me. And hooo boy, Cesaro & Sheamus' promo was just awful. Matched closely by the Club, with the Shining Stars getting the bronze. No wonder the New Day had the titles for so long, no one else can cut a promo.

"Nah, that's not him... those guys, they're all gone now."