Dolfan in NYC

Shhh.... He doesn't know about the stunt races yet.

@J.T., the game is sub $40 at Wal-Mart (or at least the .com) so hustle up the cash and join us. You haven't even tried the stunt races yet.

Looks like Miami finally got the engine turned over. Also, Indiana had zero business leading that Utah game as late as they did. That said, their 2 minute drill could only have been worse if Herm Edwards were running it. Good lord.

I'd honestly just prefer Taker-Cena to get it finally done. Let Styles work another amazing match with someone else for the World title. I absolutely do not think Undertaker should be anywhere near the World Title at this point.

Two points: 1) The Miz has been on absolute fire, who's all but dared Bryan to come out of retirement. He's only the (arguably) #2 heel in the company because the #1 has the big strap. Turning AJ is awkward, but this is the WWE and - for good or bad - Mania season means the regulars step down while the legends have a 'dream match.' So, barring DB returning, Miz-AJ would be fine, all the smart fans in the crowd cheer for Styles anyway. 2) To be fair, Taker was Cena's first major program. Revisiting it 10+ years later in a Mania match that has never happened is perfectly acceptable and frankly their only real option. Given the current Smackdown roster, the only ones worthy of the Taker match are Styles (Taker probably can't work at AJ's required speed), Orton (already done), and Wyatt (already done). I have zero fucking desire to see Taker-Ziggler or Taker-Corbin.

Rusev karaoke Rusev impressions of Woods Rusev's new nickname. Rusev is bae.

The Daniel Bryan storyline also added the element of the perceived corporate hatred of an undersized, vegan goof (who could work circles around all his opponents in his sleep, but was being kept around to be continually humiliated). The WWE did a masterful job of promoting him via an extremely rare and risky negative push. It got him all the way to having 80,000 people shouting Yes over and over as he concluded the biggest show in a decade. He, unfortunately, couldn't hold up his end of the bargain because he's prone to concussions. Cena and Reigns both get booed because they're tagged with the "corporate champ look", fair or not. Cena was smart enough to turn into the skid and play off both sides. To those people to whom he is a hero, shaking off a loss is noble and getting back up to fight again is admirable. To the people that "hate" him, shaking off a loss is infuriating and getting back up to fight again is moving the goalposts. That's the brilliance of John Cena's character. Reigns is in the same boat, but hasn't shown yet that he knows how to play the crowd how Cena does. KO & AJ both get cheered, in addition to the reasons Gregg listed above, I firmly believe, because they're "not supposed" to be where they are. Fat indie guy/TNA Alumnus should be more than enough to keep them down and losing to the Cenas & Romans of the world. It's their personal greatness that keeps them on top. It's the heel side to the Daniel Bryan story. Owens & Styles will get theirs for being extreme shitheads, but it should come via someone who they underestimate or aren't expecting. Losing to Reigns and Cena, respectively, deflates the character they've spent a year building up.

She was more than Star Wars, she was an icon. God bless you Ms. Fisher.

This is the play where Jay Ajayi got 57 yards on a run, in Overtime. Oops. Yeah, that's both their asses.

I wanted to thank Mis for helping me out on Christmas Eve in making about $400k in about an hour between selling his weed, my coke & weed, and a couple of other miscellaneous sundries. Assist goes to Stout for doing roughly 800 supply runs with me. We were all wondering why Rockstar hasn't sold a snowplow for this week where it snows. I think the price tag should be somewhere around the entirely reasonable $5 million they seem to charge for any car that is remotely fun.

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. WE'RE IN! Look, I know we're going to get treated like the dolphins in The Cove by the Steelers, but in the mean time... WOOO! (and besides, there's a 2% shot they can move up to #5 to face Houston)

Sami is going to die a wonderful, glorious death next week. (I'm guessing Roman is going to interfere but Reigns already has KO at the Rumble, so... yeah) Adrian Neville, Super Dick is a character I can get behind. He needs to blow through Rich Swann like he's paper.

Bryce Petty has been placed on IR by the Jets. I'm sure Christian Hackenberg will pl--- LOL no.

And Derek Carr is getting carted off. So we can just cross of Oakland...

I hate Jay Ajayi a little less now. Current mood:

Why not? This is in the Criterion Collection:

Get on GTA and commiserate. The Giants D probably just cost me the semis of my fantasy team.

"You were doing so well!" Rusev is a god damned national treasure.