Craig H

Oh. Sweet. Jesus.

Regarding Village and the score fitting a certain scene, just thinking about how the score crescendos after Bruce Willis' Everyman is rescued from the pool and takes out that bad guy is fucking awesome. That, and when he discovers his powers and stands with his hands out to get a glimpse at what everyone has done is as awesome. Goosebumps folks.

Because WarGames: the Match Beyond is fucking awesome.

Apparently, he and Michelle Beisner got married recently. I believe that's called "winning". Eye makeup: less is more.

There are no fucking words to describe that 9th inning...son of a bitch.

What is somehow even worse about the Happening is that little fuck M. Night trying to cover for his shithouse work by saying he intentionally tried to make the shittiest movie ever.

I'd like to believe that JT has access to cool ass DARPA alien weaponry.

If only Joe Buck would leave his position...

It is a cellular peptide cake with mint frosting...delicious.

You too can own one of the cupcakes handed out at today's Cubs game celebrating Wrigley Field's 100th anniversary for a cool $100...or best offer: http://www.ebay.com/itm/100th-Anniversary-Wrigley-Field-Jewel-Osco-Chicage-Cubs-Cupcake-Cup-Cake-2014-/191147358812?pt=Vintage_Sports_Memorabilia&hash=item2c81453a5c

I may hate The Happening more than any other movie ever made. Maybe more than Birth of a Nation.

In the theater, for some dumb reason, I got excited that it was Gary Sinise's voice. That dude should be doing more than whatever the hell he's doing these days.

Holy shit. I will not be missing this week's SmackDown! This sounds like everything I want to see and then some. Whoever books the Shield's stuff needs the biggest raise ever.

This is amazing. It's not even a great wrestling rib. This is possibly an all-time great prank. Wow. Someone should write a book on wrestling pranks. It would be pretty funny. Or a documentary in the vein of the Aristocrats.

I think you're wrong on that last bit. Gary Sinise was the voice narrator for the Cap exhibit.

Yeah motherfuckers! Cubs have won two in a row! Longest streak of the season for them...and I still expect those buttholes to not win this series. Goddamn though, the Diamondbacks look historically bad.

To add to a previous point you made, yeah, I don't care how awful M. Night is, I still LOVE Unbreakable and Signs. Man do I love both of those movies. And in each, there isn't really that much of a twist. I remember the trailers for Unbreakable and my friends and I couldn't figure out what the movie was about. Cut to sitting in the theater and there's the opening blurb about comic books and my friends and I have a real "What the fuck?" moment, but in a good way. And the twist, if you want to even call it that, should have been something you could figure out as the movie plays out. Signs scared the shit out of me in the theater. I thought it was a very interesting portrayal of what life would be like as a possible alien invasion plays out. The twist, again, if you want to call it that, was that there was no twist.

I like you Jae. I think you're pretty cool. Except right now. Fuck your realistic look at things.

I'm with you. I can get more into Fantasy Football and Baseball if it's based on head to head or matchups. I'll talk to people who think it should be purely points based and that's it and I'm just puzzled.

June PPV is Payback and it's in Chicago.

Loved the opener and Bryan taking three tombstones, each worse than the one before. I'm sad to see Corporate Kane go, but whatever. They'll have a good match at Extreme Rules. Wow, are they ever fucking up with Cesaro right now. Cesaro was on the verge of being the next face sensation, then he gets saddled with Heyman, who does nothing but troll the audience by repeating that Lesnar broke the streak. Cesaro stands there like a doofus, wrestles like he's a tweener, and then Cesaro and Heyman both go for the face reaction by calling for the giant swing. What the fuck is going on here?! Ugh... Loved the dueling Evolution vs Shield promos. I though Rollins was pretty awesome on the stick. Even better was Reigns giving HHH their options. My one quibble though, is Reigns aping Dean's "cream puffs" insult. I was really hoping that the Shield would say fuck it and just attack everyone why Evolution runs off. I'm hoping we get that moment at some point. The end of Raw was tremendous. Cena's clearly going to win again because he isn't going anywhere, but I'm enjoying the ride.

I wish they would just re-make Lord of the Flies.

I thought the stalker angle was interesting, but as soon as it was revealed to be DDP, I knew he was doomed. That was also in the period where Undertaker wasn't putting anyone over and he sure as shit wasn't putting over a WCW dude at that point. I also think Undertaker was fresh off of burying Kronik. Hah, Undertaker buried the shit out of Kronik and DDP, two of the better parts of WCW at the end.

I'm still holding out hope for Bruce Willis.

I'm glad Werdum didn't lose a step in his time off.