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What do these emblems do anyway?

Who takes a gamble on Kevin Towers next? Maybe we get the nightmare team of Loria and Towers.

Yes. It's called installing Windows 7 and kicking that shitshow Windows 8 OS to the curb. Also, for the record, I thought that Windows 8 would be the perfect OS for a tablet. Then I messed with my buddy's Surface Pro and I wanted to throw that fucking thing at the wall. I'm an odd sort who actually doesn't like OSX and prefers Windows, but when it comes to tablets, iOS and even Android get it right. Metro looks REALLY awesome though, so they have that going for them, which is nice.

He looked like that in the anniversary special.

God dammit.

This will be crazy talk, but he needs to dump Kate Upton.

Windows 7 does that already.

Here's another question: Do characters cross over? Meaning, if I start a dude on the PS4 and then at some point, I get a XBone and Destiny, can I then play that same character on the XBone Destiny?

tWtW: the Will to Win God. Why the hell am I giving you ammunition?

The Cardinals tWtW stat leads all of baseball.

Life lesson: Wash your fucking dishes. I used to live with two of my buddies in an apartment and eventually had to move out because I school was suffering. After a couple weeks of moving out, I went over to hang out and immediately there was this...smell. I look in the kitchen and the dishes are just piled in there. I thought I would be nice and wash them because I still felt bad for leaving them with a 1/3rd more rent to pay each month. After the first couple dishes I grabbed, a cloud of gnats or fruit flies flew up. I dug around some more and found the sponge. I did not touch said sponge because... it was full of maggots. I've never been so horrified in all my life. I get goosebumps just thinking about it. I later came to find out that they would just keep spraying Febreeze in the kitchen to tamp down the smell. Now, I don't consider myself a clean person because I do let things get a little cluttered from time to time, but I know I'm a hell of a lot cleaner than my friends. At least I can say that they're both living much cleaner now. Part of that is due to wives and, in the case of my buddy who is still single, using paper plates and plastic ware.

Congratulations piranesi. The division belongs to the Cardinals because I don't see the Cubs taking a break from fucking everyone up. I'm shocked. I wouldn't have thought a month ago that the Cardinals would take the Central...again. I'm guessing it's more that the Central is completely inept given the Cardinals negative run differential.

Tom Brady was asked if he saw Dark Helmet take anything at the Kentucky Derby. Brady apparently laughed and said no comment.

From what I saw, it looked no different than the previous UFC games. It's going to be difficult to have that many animations going on and have those animations come from a more organic looking fighter. So instead, you get the stiff fighter movements. It's a necessary evil it seems like. I get why you don't like it. My main concern is how the fighters feel. If they don't feel like they have any weight to them, then that's a deal breaker.

I don't like to toss around the whole "man card" thing because it's dumb, but if you pass on quality time with your special lady or man for a game, then damn, turn in your man card.

There is no selling someone on Windows 8 because it's dogshit. Would you want someone to sell you on the benefits of being served dogshit?

Now crush Cena again!

So I'm reading Deadspin's WYTS for the Lions and I TOTALLY forgot Jim Caldwell was hired as the Lions HC. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHA EDIT:

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, pretty!

YOUR minor league player of the year is...Kris Bryant, who put up video game numbers this year. To bring it back to the majors, enjoy first place, Cardinals.

Watched The Battered Bastards of Baseball. Tears of joy. Not much more to say than that. My jaw hurts from smiling so much and it's a good reminder for why I love baseball so fucking much.

I may also have a couple buddies be requesting to join. Thanks JT!

Apple stock is going to go up anyway once the iPhone 6 and iWatch reveals happen.

Anyone mind throwing me an invite? My name on the PS4 is CubsFanCraig.

Thursday, September 4 Green Bay at Seattle Sunday, September 7 New Orleans at Atlanta Cincinnati at Baltimore Buffalo at Chicago Washington at Houston Tennessee at Kansas City New England at Miami Oakland at NY Jets Jacksonville at Philadelphia Cleveland at Pittsburgh Minnesota at St. Louis San Francisco at Dallas Carolina at Tampa Bay Indianapolis at Denver Monday, September 8 NY Giants at Detroit San Diego at Arizona Tiebreaker #1: Eli Manning interceptions thrown 2 Tiebreaker #2: more passing yards, Andrew Luck or Peyton Manning Tiebreaker #3: Colin Kaepernick rushing yards 44