The Varsity Athletes! AUSSIE OPEN! FOR THE HARDCORE FANS! I'm as hardcore as they come. I watch MLW every week. I love that Aussie Open are faces in ROH. Smart Mark Sterling INTERFERES to get Kyle Fletcher to become our faces in peril! Daivari and Nese are AWESOME as ass beating heels. The Varsity Athletes SHINE UP~! Mark Davis like... expensive silverware? SHINED UP A LOT! GREAT NEARFALL after VA hit a Cutter into a Love MAchine Splash. Aussie Open hits a similar Cutter! Oh MAN! I was hoping they would crunch Sterling between Ari and Nese when they were running around the ring! Double Superkick to Sterling will have to do. Aussie Open as the Rock and Roll Express is THE TITS! Miyu Yamashita was wrestling Killer Kelly on IMPACT! right NOW. Shazza McKenzie just moved to the US like last week. NICE NORTHERN LIGHTS WITH A BRIDGE by Shazza! Miyu kicks Shazza in the head! She kicks her in the chest! Shazza kicks Miyu in the chest! Shazza looks GREAT in this- hitting a BEAUTIFUL Toprope Cross Body. SKULL KICK! That's all she wrote! The Embassy crush three dudes! Hey! It's Dak Draper! We HARDCORE folks know that he wrestles in NWA a lot these days. It's JD Griffey! He is Shane Taylor's guy! He gets some stuff in against Toa Liona! They kill the Singh dude. Liona CRUSHES Singh on the apron! I just noticed that Kaun has the biggest head in the Embassy! WHAT A SKULL! Oh AWESOME! THE INFANTRY! METALIK! AR FOX! Metalik is all nifty. Metalik drops Shawn Dean directly on his head, accidentally. He must work on his neck a lot because he stays in the match. The Infantry are SO fun as a tagteam! PUT THE BELTS ON THE INFANTRY! So fucking GREAT. AR FOX is WACKY on the hot tag! Metalik is fucking spectacular! Carlie Bravo makes a comeback! FUCKING BEAUTIFUL SPRINGBOARD ELBOW DROP by Metalik! That was fucking great. HARDCORE! ATHENA! ATHENA! ATHENA! EMI! EMI! EMI! ATHENA makes EMI look like a million bucks early. THEN! ATHENA beats the living dogcrap out of EMI! JESUS! SUWA DROPKICK into the side of the ring! EMI comes back with sideways dive into ATHENA against the steel steps! ATHENA BEATS THE FUDGE OUT OF EMI! EMI CHOPS TO TRANSITION! EMI hits a Moonsault for two! THEN they just start LAYING IT IN! THIS IS FUCKING GREAT! EMI HITS HER FINISHER! ATHENA KICKS OUT! TIGER DRIVER BY EMI! ATHENA kinda sinks in a Sleeper? FOR THE WIN! Despite the odd finish, that was fucking GREAT! POSTMATCH! ATHENA TRIES TO CRIPPLE EMI! YUKA SAKAZAKI! makes the SAVE! So great! Oh man, Top Flight are going to be in the ring with RUSH and Dralistico. Okay, this match is insane. The Kingdom hit a BEAUTIFUL Decapitation! Yeah, I need Rush/Dralistico vs Dante/Darius in my life. RUSH CRUSHES DARIUS! FOR THE WIN! Being hardcore, I would expect ten more minutes of that match. Mark Briscoe is GREAT on the mic! Samoa Joe is ALSO GREAT on the mic! EVIL WHEELER YUTA! LEON RUFFIN! That was kinda squashy though Ruffin got in a comeback. SHIBATTA! IS IN ST LOUIS! AWESOME! And it's EL HIJO DEL VIKINGO! Blake Christian gets landed on! Oh THIS is good. Vikingo gets in some stuff. Blake gets in some stuff- hitting a beautiful Tope Con Hilo. Blake takes control, working on the back! CHINLOCK! VIKINGO with a move I cannot BEGIN to comprehend. Blake with a COMEBACK with a GNARLY German Suplex! Awkward Poison Rana on the apron. BLAKE WITH A NEARFALL AFTER A 360! Great Double Spanish Fly where they both landed on their feet! Fucking crazy. Vikingo win with a regular Frankensteiner! That was sloppy in places but it was fucking HARDCORE! It's Christopher Daniels up against Eddie Kingston! BACKDROP DRIVER by Eddie! Daniels with the Tay Conti submission! They chop each other a bunch! This is fun! EXPLOIDER by Kingston! Daniels does a Reverse Lawler after Eddie hits the Corner Kobashi Chopping Section! Two Uricans and that's that. CLAUDIO! EDDIE is talking folks into the door! ROH RULES THE HARDCORE MOTHERUFKING WOOOORLD!!
Vikingo vs Kenny Omega destroyed the competition.
