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That reminds me the race we did that the one random was able to sneak in on and then destroy us all. I was so far behind I just said forget it and went hunting for him and came SO close to taking his car out two checkpoints from the finish,

I'm way to excited about hitting level 50 this morning and being able to upgrade all my cars to 60% armor. Goodbye money.

I did this awhile back just have such a jumpy trigger finger that I opened fire on some poor sap on a bicycle down by the beach because I saw a white dot coming around the corner. Sent him a message saying sorry, didn't realize you were just joy riding but he would just keep coming towards me so I shot him a couple more times, saw the bike he was riding just sitting there so I blew it up with a sticky bomb for the hell of it. Turns out he had it as a personal vehicle and I got bad rep points for blowing up a fucking bike. As soon as I did that he just sends me a message back "fuck you I just wanted my bike" and he took off the other direction.

Yeah, I've done that DM twice now. There are actually a bunch of them - all almost identical and all apparently made by the same guy, Noshi or something similar. If you kick off a random DM now, you've probably got about a 25% chance of ending up in one of these. I always leave them immediately, but one time I couldn't leave before the match started, so I stuck around long enough to see what was what. For those that haven't seen them, they maps are small, enclosed areas that are rendered inescapable by stacked shipping containers and barbed wire fences. The forced weapon is a melee weapon, and there are no pickups. There is a buzzard that you can reach by climbing, and whoever manages to get into that can kill everybody else at will with impunity. I stuck around for about a minute and then kicked back XBOX home. I don't think some folks know how it's supposed to work, though. I got stuck into one over the weekend where all weapons were enabled. That becomes a completely different beast. That's the one I mentioned earlier today where I had more than 100 kills in 20 minutes, and only came in third. I did one of those the other day where the guy in the buzzard ended up crashing midway through and it was just 4 of us wacking each other with nightsticks for 20 minutes and getting 50+ kills each. Got a ton of RP for it but never going to get stuck in one of those again.

Waited a good 10 seconds waiting for this to move before realizing I wasn't in the GIF thread.

Throw them in with Heyman and give us the amazingly fun Brock/Cesaro/Ascension Survivor Series team.

God, that's hard to argue with. Looks like I might be going shopping when I get home.

Could be? Literally every single one. And if this Friday the 13th one is popular, they all will be.

That's why I've decided to leave my character in board shorts, t-shirt and flip-flops. My guy looks generic enough as is, and in the few days I was wearing the jeans/boots/motorcycle jacket combo I ran into a million dudes who were dressed exactly the same. I'm just hoping there are some better t-shirts that will unlock as I rank up because the one's that are available right now are pretty crappy.

I got stuck this afternoon in a deathmatch with only nightsticks as forced weapons with no pick ups and it was the dumbest thing ever. I won, basically because I had the quickest thumb and good timing. At least I achieved the melee attack award. On the other hand...rooftop rumble is amazing. I leveled up 3 levels and made like 100k in no time with absolutely no effort, despite my nearly costing us one of them with my reckless motorcycle driving when the package was already almost delivered. Sorry I bailed out of the session kind of abruptly but the time had gotten away from me and I realized I had like 5 minutes to make it to the train station.

HEY! I am level 74 now but yeah... when I am the highest ranked guy, there are going to be some issues. That was one of those "getting screwed by the preset GTA teams" deals. Also part of that was because someone bailed right at the last second thus unbalancing the teams. Some maps the imbalance is fine and it doesnt really make a difference. This was not one of those maps. Like Dan said - it did have a minigun but that just became the "Please shoot me as a lumber along trying to control this big bitch" When you grabbed that mini-gun almost immediately, I thought that we hadn't forced weapons and was pretty much ready to just go hide for 10 minutes so I wouldn't get destroyed. That death match was so amazingly frustrating, as I just got out of a half an hour argument about birthday cake frosting (the stupidest things set everything off) and just wanted to shoot things but I started with like a 10 kill losing streak and just shut off my mic because I was so pissed. The next race definitely helped though as I somehow ran my motorcycle UNDER a flipping truck, which was by far he coolest thing I've seen in all the races I've done.

In retrospect, I shouldn't have said anything when I first got assigned a book I'd already read, because it would have actually guaranteed I finished the book I was given. Whoops.

And yet, it's still no less infuriating that I am getting fences as prizes all the time. Especially at the rate it takes to earn enough eggs to cash them in, it really doesn't seem like I'm going to be able to get everything for this update.

I'll be on around 4:30 my time and you all can witness me attempting to not completely screw up baking a birthday cake while playing GTA.

There was a definite advantage to being in the back pack on that train track race. I hear "OH SHIT TRAIN!" in just enough time to plan an escape route and the next time I look I'd gone from last to 2nd place.

I worked my way through the Fluxx tutorial....and still have no clue what was going on. That one is going to take some work. Is the mobile version of Ticket to Ride any good? I've wanted to buy the actual game, but have a hard time dropping $50 for a board game. $1.99 is much more palatable.

I'm on right now and still no updates. I pumped all 80k I made yesterday into a Bati 801 & mods and holy shit is it fun to just cruise around on this thing trying to avoid running into anything that will destroy me.

Unfortunately, online friend requests apparently don't come with the option of sending a message with the request, so I just went through the online gaming thread we have here, added everyone who I remember playing with and hoped y'all would figure out it's me. Thanks dude, I just added you.

Clearly I left my headset on one of these nights I went to work and she's gotten to you, too. If it makes you feel any better, I rarely game online and last week was the first time I even took my Xbox headset out of it's plastic to actually talk to people. The issue is really that we live in a super tiny apartment with only one TV, so when I'm taking over the living room to game there's no where else for her to be than right there. My favorite comment so far had to have been "They are so much better than you. Is it still fun when you get beaten so badly all the time?"

I'm bummed I'm probably not going to be able to be on for the rest of the week. I'm taking 3 days off to be with the lady as kind of a joint anniversary/birthday thing and we were going to go to Vegas, but things fell through and now it's 3 days hanging around close to home and finding stuff to do. She's already been rolling her eyes that my "online wrestling friends" becoming "people you game with and talk to on a regular basis", so I'll probably only be on early in the morning or late at night when she's fallen asleep. But yesterday I did get my fix as I played solidly from about 8am until 2pm, leveling up to 36 and making enough to full mod out (as least to the extent I've unlocked) the Elegy RH8 to try to start having a shot at custom races. I suffered through so many awful captures but they were paying 5000rp and $20,000 to the winning team so the benefit was worth the annoyance. Took off to watch PTI, figuring when I got back you guys would start showing up online and I promptly fell asleep on the couch for an hour and a half. Last night was hilarious though. The poor Jehovah's witness girls, Rippa & I hopping over a fence half a dozen times in stereo trying to kill each other, more melee kills in one night than I've probably ever witnessed and me ACTUALLY WINNING A RACE (because I got ahead and everyone else took each other out but whatever).

I'm grinding through captures today because I have nothing to do all day long and, with the bonuses, it seems like the best way to level up pretty quickly. I got into one with a weird glitch earlier this morning where only 3 cases spawned, but each team needed 10 to win. Everyone but me and a team member quit out of it, but I was just fucking around and eventually a ton spawned with nobody else left in the game. We casually drove over, collected them all and got a huge payout for it.

We NEVER go out for steak anymore because of the high quality ones you can get from Costco. We typically get the New Yorks (which, for a pack of 4 is less than one steak going to a good steakhouse around here), cook them up rare in a grill pan and they are amazing.

It only counts if he ran out of the dugout and shook his bat like a set of ropes before stepping into the batters box.

Yet more evidence that Brie Bella is the best girlfriend ever.

Y'all are sleeping on Sami Zayn being so amazingly creepy.