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Yeah, but it's a chicken-egg thing. Which comes first, the push or the motivation? Wait, are we talking about a character OTHER than the one Lethal co-opted from Randall Poffo?

Boy if that isn't a cry for help... I am assuming there aren't a ton of Brown vs. Tryton matches http://youtu.be/o-FzXJjFXXA It is bad... I wouldn't say ridiculous... though the video package at the beginning and the commentary would fit the bill Hey, shup, you! I'm perfectly fine as I am ... accept me! And yep, that's the shitass match in question. I seemed to recall it being more peculiar than just bad; maybe I *was* thinking of the commentary. Heh, I remember a mid-ring confrontation between Christian & Monty Brown where, after Brown delivers his "I hate YOOOO! I'm going to be WINNER!" side of the graps debate, Christian simply asks, "What's the capital of Thailand?" And Brown says something like, "Enlighten me with your geographic eloquence," and Christian says, "Bangkok!" and BACKHANDS MONTY BROWN IN THE DAMN DICK!!! before delivering a whoopin'. My god, that was a good time to be a TNA fan ...

In East TN, if not Perkins, it's Piccadilly Cafeteria.

Where's Ben? I want to read his fantasy booking of the show; that's a fantasy booking king among (fantasy booking) men.

What's worse, the fan escaped custody temporarily, only to be discovered in the locker room shitting in Orton's gym bag.

Vince, now's the time to buy the Memphis library!!

I have every TNA ppv on DVD from the first Victory Road, to the first year Hogan came in, then a few random shows here and there. This thread has become a godsend ... And incidentally ... Monty Brown vs Tryton or Raven vs Erik Watts.

I would not ever, no never, put my mouth - ever - on a single one. Never.

Wedding reception? I think I get this one ... most often, if the catering shows up on camera, someone's going into it; who wants to waste the good pate and mahi mahi on Jinder Mahal?

I have a feeling it's Shelton Benjamin. But then he's going to be in Japan that week. So I'm not sure anymore. I'm thinking, this being TNA of course, that it'll be someone who's silhouette looks nothing like that of the person in the video. No bald head, that is. That said ... D-Ray 3000.

So this gives away the game that he uses a scrambler to produce his hilariously fake voice, right? Then it's equally glaringly obvious that he lost the instruction manual for it. Also ... Boom mic in the shot!

Trying to check my reply status. In the meantime, damn you Ollie's, for selling out of those 2005 WWE PPV box sets! That was 2.5 hours of road time, ass!