Bear Wyatt

I don't know if anyone else noticed this but on Raw, Nikki Bella went for her "jump off the turnbuckle kick" and her opponent totally ducked it, yet Nikki still slapped her thigh like she made contact. I think the leg-slapping is so ingrained in wrestling these days that's it's just muscle memory.

Does taking a child to a TNA show count as child abuse?

The 3-on-3 OT between TB and Philly was terrific. It was absolutely wide open both ways and both goalies came up with some great saves. Good job, Gary Bettman.

I forget where I read it but someone described Ritter as basically playing the role as a live-action, filthy Bugs Bunny. I really liked that description.

I'm a shorter guy so the small size fits me well ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Picked this up on Amazon. Spoilered for size and badassness.

Just in time for Halloween.

Brown Snowman is quickly becoming a favorite around here.

Dude, Dianetics has ghosts and stuff. Ryback's thing is more like you buy some real estate in Arizona and then sell parts of it to your friends to sell to their friends, but like instead of real-estate it's good humours or something I think dream boards are in there somewhere too.

Well aren't you a special flower. Yeah the 'I know, but I'm not telling' stuff is for middle-school girls and belongs on the playground. That shit is whack. Either speak up or shut up! And that isn't just directed at you mate- I have always had that opinion when it comes to this stuff. Playing the abstract insider gimmick on a wrestling board is the worse. Did the dirtsheets say that?

WWE should've had Braun work under a hood or a mask. Bray coming out with Braun looking like Dr Salvador from RE4 would have scared 9 year old me to death.

Probably would be a better match. . . .This Sting can definitely go longer...In the ring.

I like RVD and Shawn Michaels. Old habits die hard.

SECOND shittiest. Underground fight club was worse by far. Is it an unpopular opinion to not be a fun of the Warren Ellis' Thunderbolts? Fucking Penance... First version of Thunderbolts is the only way to go. I enjoyed Ellis' run on Thunderbolts. It's by far my favorite version of Norman Osborn. Ellis wrote him as bug-nuts crazy but very charming and almost rational at times. I got such a kick out of the 'Caged Angels' story where the team is manipulated by a group of telepaths into nearly killing each other. Imagine Tommy Lee Jones (or whomever they cast since TLJ was in Cap 1) delivering this monologue in a Netflix 'Thunderbolts' series. I'd love it.

Eisenberg sticks out like a sore thumb to me. He looks way too frail and goofy with that awful wig. They should have got Jon Hamm to shave his head and just play Luthor as Don Draper with a God complex.

The sequence in every Cena match where he shoulder tackles a guy who then will wildly swing and miss Cena, who then gives the guy the Protobomb and then the Five Knuckle Shuffle before finishing with the AA. I understand every babyface since Hogan has a signature sequence but Cena's feels so unnatural and scripted. If you're wrestling Cena and he shoulder tackles you why would you ever stand up and swing at him? It has LITERALLY never worked. If they mixed it up and had someone roll out of the ring or actually succeed in clocking Cena it would make it more meaningful when Cena nails the whole sequence.

It's like they're kept inside some kind of...Database! With Missile DropkicksDon't forget Latina floppies!

I felt like he was going to drop a "hard times" in there somewhere.

Steve Austin talking Viagra made me spit out my Coke all over the computer.

So what if Hogan doesn't know the names of the players and the coaches? He's in his 60's. I wouldn't be surprised if he loses his car keys every other day. Also, Hogan didn't call out Punk. I watched the pre-game show where this all started. The studio guys asked Hulk if he knew that Punk was a Blackhawks fan and Hogan cut a wrestling promo on how the Blackhawks were gonna lose. For a guy who spent most of his life as a pro wrestler Punk has no idea how to keep from getting worked into a shoot.

Threatening a geriatric over a hockey game on Twitter? Never change, Punk.

Ben Bishop deserves some sort of award after surviving that 1st period on a bad knee. Victor Hedman deserves some serious Conn Smythe consideration. He's been a beast all playoffs.

Hope Solo willingly married Jerramy Stevens. At the very least we know she has a history of poor decisions.

Who's the man?!

I'm intrigued as to what Clown guy and Red Hat guy do for a living that they can afford the travel to each city as well as front row seats for so many shows. I can't imagine WWE just gives them away to these goofs.