Reggie20x6

I find it odd that a giant snowstorm is about to hit and one of my customer's hasn't responded as he normally would, which is to try to ship as much as humanly possible, and then bitch when everything can't be delivered even close to on-time. I'll finally be moving all of our stuff out of storage, in Houston, this Thursday - it's supposed to be in the 60's then. Won't miss KC's 7 degrees, which it was this morning, on that day.

Probably didn't want to ruin his pretty jeans.

SKINNY JEANS!

Angle would be on the Royal Rumble if Vince wanted him to be. Dixie loves giving guys releases so they can be in the Rumble.

I hope someone really got CANNED over that. It's clear they fear no reprisal.

Just post more in the monthly wrestling photo or .gif threads - it's like the glitch in GTA V that allowed anyone to rack up billions of dollars. Hey, look at this wacky .gif of Zeb everyone!

You just got another Like! You can post at least two more times now! SCIENCE!!!

The correct way of judging is to divide the number of Likes by the total number of posts. Using (some of) the above posters as an example: It took Big Fresh 1579 posts to get 567 Likes - he's posting with a 36% success rate. It took Raziel 944 posts to get 277 Likes - he's posting with a 29% success rate. WHY ELSE WOULD WE HAVE SUCH AN ADVANCED VOTING SYSTEM?

Someone send Ms. Andrews to improv school, please.

WHAT IN THE F*CKING NAME OF F*CK?!?!?!?!? I have never played Tennis before, but I got dropped right next to a court after a mission and decided to try it. I set it for one set, and someone joined. He had the first serve and I quickly spotted him the first two sets. He was really weird about trying to aim his serves (I just kept going for Ace's and got 5-6), so by the third set I figured out that I could throw him off by running to his spot, which caused him to fault and then I broke him - then I finally won one of my serves. After tying it up 2-2, he goes back up 4-2, and I about lose my mind because I don't want to get stuck in a 5-5 set, which meant that the match could have lasted forever. I once again broke him to go 4-3, and then I broke him again to go up 5-4. He took the next set and it's now 5-5 and my nails have been chewed down to nothing. He's up 40-15 on his serve and I come roaring back to get the Deuce, and then sweep the next two points for the DAGGER~! At this point, I know I've got him. It's 6-5 and I've got the serve for the match. He takes the first point, but I Ace a serve and then win the next point to go up 30-15. Then, just as I'm about to serve again THE BASTARD QUIT THE GAME! That hurts worse than any other loss I've experienced in this game x 10. But, I sold most of my cars - so at least I'm a millionaire again.

Lot of chatter going on in a (moving) PICS OR GTFO thread... Memories...

SPOON PICS OR GTFO!!! U Mirin'? Yeah, U Mirin'! Also, for those not yet Aware'd: Ryback loves to go for rides on dat dere bicycle.

The feeling's mutual. Should I take it that the pledge drive is over, or do we need to keep digging deep?

I'm probably going to sell most of my pink cars since 95% of the time I take either: the ATV, the dirt bike or the dune buggy. Especially now that I don't want to get hit with the four-figure insurance cost if I'm far away from home. Driving 4+ miles back to the garage on multiple blown-out tires sucks, so I would typically just bomb the car and call it a day. I made $30K pretty quickly this morning, so the sudden financial crisis probably won't be as bad as originally expected. I got hooked up with a guy who only wanted to do missions, so that racked up funds easily along with the Survival I did. Plus, he'd just move on to deliver a package once he grabbed it, and I'd hang around and search every dead low-life for the $10+ they might have had in their pockets.

I did a Survival, which was really weird. My normal strategy is to lead-thumb a machine gun until everyone is dead. Now, I'm waiting until someone is in my range before I even consider touching the trigger. I also picked up a gun, instead of using my own, and I made the 100 rounds it came with last for six waves - I was still at the top of the leader board every round too. My partners were useless with multiple helicopters, so we only made it seven rounds, but that was $8,400 with basically no out-of-pocket cost to me. I'm going to keep doing stuff like that until I can build up a comfortable bank account again. I am really glad that I bought all of the planes and boats I did. I seem to randomly get dropped into that Lester rooftop mission repeatedly, which is impossible to do without a helicopter. Truthfully, I want to say that I should have a lot more cash than what RockStar left me with (I was at $80K before I got all of that money nearly a month ago), but being allowed to keep all of the guns, cars and the apartment is a fair trade-off. I'm sure the 12-year-olds will be flipping their sh*t when they realize all of their cash is gone.

And the money's all gone. They basically took a few of the zeros off of my bank account, and now I'm down to $186K. Guess I'll have to start becoming a better shooter now - bullets aren't cheap. Glad I bought all of the guns, attachments and ammo my rank would allow me to.

She's got five more years to try to stave off that Turning 31 Disease most ex-Divas struggled with.

Squats and Oats, brochacho! Then, after you've got three weeks of lifting under your belt, just jump right into the Smolov Squat program - This is an advanced weight lifting forum, after all!

The biggest sports story ever, if it were covered by the Twitterverse, would be Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich swapping wives/families. We don't get a 30 For 30 on that - Arnold coming to America and Barry Bremen get relegated to shorts, and we get a full-length effing doc on Rotisserie Baseball instead! !!!

WHY? WHY??? WHY?????? Will never forget that for as long as I live.

I, for one, am just glad that the Lions are back to their rightful place in the league. The people are ready to laugh again.

The most Lions hire ever. We might as well start talking about who should be the interim coach as of Week 9.

EL-OH-ELLE!!!

Bro, just walk on the treadmill. Best lower back exercise out there. In fact, you should stop what you're doing right now; walk to a squat bar or open area, and start squatting. Don't have enough weight - NBD, just grab the nearest desk or person and throw them on your back and squat. It's just that easy! Don't worry about knee placement, bracing, how to position your chin/neck - just grab something and start ripping out the reps. In fact, the only thing you'll have to worry about is buying new clothes because you're going to be Quadzilla within a month or two, Brah. And don't forget to buy protein powder, creatine and about 13 other pills. The more expensive the better - you're paying for the quality, Brother!

I wonder if that Michigan State Daniel Bryan chant was what finally got them to take notice as to how hot it is? Also, this only continues to confirm that the only time to pay attention to RAW is between January-April. And that woman's "OH MY GOD" face, while trying not to laugh at Cena's dad getting destroyed, killed that Cena/Orton bit for me at the end. It was like she was trying to do her best 'Home Alone' impression.