CanadianChris

Being able to watch Lucha Underground is in the top 3 things I'm happy for about having newborn twins. It makes the 3 am wakeups bearable. I just wish El Rey was doing a marathon before the finale.

Put Brooks on the UFC Prelims. BOOM, sell out.

So I've only caught the last few weeks, and kinda followed a bit from the start, but the basics of the Azteca/Lotus thing is: Season starts with Azteca showing up in the Temple to save hoodie guy ??? We find out Dario has a monster locked up in the basement, kills some wrestler Black Lotus shows up in the Temple looking for something (revenge?) Chavo turns over Black Lotus to Dario Dario locks Black Lotus downstairs for a while (months?) Last week: Dario goes back to tell Lotus that it's all Azteca's fault, Azteca shows up and meets up with hoodie guy, fade to black Am I missing anything?

Now I gotta find the match on youtube to figure out which one troma was... So, Black Lotus is going to break out of the cell through the wall she's been punching, right? I was watching the show at like 4 am while I was holding my newborn; and I must say... watching Catrina lick Ivelisse was very awkward at first. By the fourth or fifth time, though, I was ok with it...

Gawd, spoilers guys. Also, isn't "fan's strap match" a pretty standard thing down south? I know TNA had done one or two, and I'm pretty sure Memphis did 'em.

EY could probably get a decent chunk of change for the leg.

I bet you say that to all the minorities

What other agents does TNA have? D'Lo v Kenny King ladder? Scott D'Amore v one leg guy Flag Match?

Right, but didn't they just give out 5 medals in 2 weeks, and have Sexy defend hers once?

Don't worry guys, I can make Virgil's "fuck money" go away.

Put your money where your mouth is, bro. Feed the dickasaurus rex. http://www.gofundme.com/makevirgilamillion

Having a maple bar rubbed in your ass by someone's face?

They could just renact the parts with Hernandez with a fake crowd, like the Angle/Taker draw from SD.

Doesn't Game of Thrones and the other HBO shows do 9 month breaks?

So nice.

How WWE let her go, I'll never know.

Oh, I forgot the other part I didn't like last week. CHAIRSHOTS TO THE HEAD. I'm curious to see if Vampiro shows up this week to announce, or if he'll just show up to address Pentagon Jr partway through the show

He was on the aaa show Friday night...

I gave up after 1.

I hope one day, someone digs up footage of Richie vs a horse in a race, for Dutch Savage's cash.

Technically correct. Sure, if you count weeks by the hundred. Several hundred weeks is still weeks.

My question: how did Pentagon Jrs chair magically get stood up after he stormed away from Vampiro???

Ziggler/Henry, May 2014?

Y'all would have more fun if you read each others' posts.