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He's going to wrestle on Monday's Elevation.

We also had Mercedes Martinez as the interim ROH women's champion before she won the actual title.

Yes, he wrestled recently in the NWA.

Jericho attacked ROH ring announcer Bobby Cruise.

Good thing I just went! (in Cleveland)

Yes, this news is quite relevant!

Jericho just vowed to destroy every ROH commentator AND ring announcer. I better steer clear of him or he will destroy me twice.

Ring of Jericho! You heard it here first.

Low-Ki vs. Joe from Glory By Honor Danielson vs. Doug WIlliams from Scramble Madness AJ and Low-Ki vs. Daniels and Xavier from Revenge on the Prophecy Joe vs. Punk from World Title Classic Prophecy vs. Second City Saints at The Battle Lines Are Drawn (I was running around ringside trying not to get killed)

I actually LOVE this match. Lots of fun chaos. Hogan's team is so random!

You know you messed up when you produce Four Doinks and the crowd chants "We Want Doink."

Actually it was one PPV earlier, at Halloween Havoc.

Can Bandido win the Dos?

We can't get rid of him because I need this song in my life: And regarding "did everyone get signed to be jobbers?", I remember an interview with Nemeth on AEW Dark where he talked about wanting to be the top guy in the company.

It does.

House of PAC

Every match begins with a surprise attack instead of the "Code of Honor" handshake Countout at 10 seconds instead of ROH's traditional 20 Fans ejected for chanting "We want wrestling" When time limit expires, winner is determined by a dance contest, pie-eating contest or Super Posedown

As much as I want Claudio to win, it would be fun for Y2J to win and try to rebrand the entire promotion as "Ring of Jericho."

Oh, I thought it was going to produce "Golden Boy" Dennis Gregory (with Hot $hot Drew Lazario) vs. Scotty Gash for the High Stakes title.

I think we can all throw away our 2022 bingo cards.

Have they said that the poker chip works like the Money in the Bank briefcase? Because it would be funny if MJF thought it did and it turns out he needs to schedule the title shot in advance, fill out forms, get the contract notarized ...

I like how AEW is counting the WWF and WWE title reigns in these graphics. It was like when Ric Flair returned to WCW, they counted his two WWF title reigns.

Sure! Let's turn to Page 91 of This Side of the Mic (Second Edition): The craziest night in Firestorm made national headlines. I was announcing the co-main event. Two huge hands grabbed me from behind by the shoulders. I looked up, and it was Jake “The Snake” Roberts! He wasn’t supposed to take my microphone and cut a drunken heel promo on the crowd, but what was I supposed to do, say no? He was getting that microphone one way or the other, so I chose the easy way. Roberts was supposed to be a babyface, and he had nothing to do with this match. Finally, he stopped talking and went backstage to prepare for the main event. That match was a complete disaster. He lost in two minutes to JT Lightning, which was not the original plan. J-Rocc tried his best to salvage the situation by running into the ring so Jake could give him the DDT. The chaotic scene was picked up by a national gossip website called TMZ. Sometimes, my daughter will come up behind me and give me the Jake Grip, and I’ll say, “Ahh! It’s Jake ‘The Snake’ Roberts!’”

Unfortunately, the free food is also a work. You get an empty tub of popcorn and you have to kayfabe eat it, like a Jerry Lawler phantom foreign object. See you in Cleveland!

When Jake the Snake Roberts grabbed my shoulders from behind, I knew he was getting my microphone one way or another. So I didn't put up a fight. The show devolved into chaos and ended up on TMZ. Sometimes, everything is going to blow up, and there's nothing anyone can do to stop it.