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How come Nelson was wearing green and yellow Brazil gear? He's not Brazilian. I mean, the fans seemed to love him and all, but if the whole idea is everyone's representing a nation... aren't you supposed to just pick one and stick with it?

FIFA just disbanded their anti-racism task force. Because 'the job is done'. Bloody morons.

Man City beat Chelsea 2-0 to win their first league title. Women's Super League.

Like when Titanic came out on VHS, and loads of people couldn't work out what scenes had been excised to cut the running time from 2 hours 75 minutes (that's what the poster said) to 3 hours 4 minutes. And it was just that film is 24 fps, and VHS was 25.

You know what's a good movie? Kingsman: The Secret Service. Jack Davenport for next James Bond!

Considering the result, they should have dropped him before. Rooney on the bench, 4-0.Rooney on the pitch, 0-1. Maybe England should have dropped him too.

Super Astro?

Just watch the first 30seconds:

When this happened, nobody liked it but me. So they all forgot about it.

Remember after Jet Set Radio came out, and loads of games ripped off the cel-shaded look that made games look like full motion comic books? Probably just me, but I'd love it someone made a 2-D Beat 'Em Up where all the characters were Angels or Demons, and it was cel-shaded so the whole game looked like moving stained glass windows.

I've had facial hair in some degree or other since before he was born. Even in the rare moments when I was clean shaven, I kept the Bas Rutten bottom lip beard. OTOH, even though there are pictures of me and him where I have hair on my head, I've been bald as long as he can remember. We'd look more alike otherwise... he has my hair and my chin, but nobody can tell. He has his Mum's cheekbones though. Good job too, she looks like Bjork.

See how in the Olympics, those Mongolian Wrestling coaches were protesting a judge's call late in the match, and they stripped their clothes off as a protest? How did no Pro-Wrestling promotion steal that spot? I mean, obviously it makes the most sense for Flair to do it, but he's not managing Charlotte any more, but surely Vince would think it was a hilarious 'Bob Backlund has gone crazy' deal? I mean, ideally TNA would steal it and have Mike Bennett be the one to lose via screwjob, but we'll take what we can get.

My (12 year old) son has noticed that if he puts his face right into a mirror, he can spot a few thin, wispy little hairs between his nose and his top lip. Or as he put it "I've got a moustache!".

Fist Fight. Starring Ice Cube and Charlie Day.

Dirty? I've always been the nice one. Although I'm also the only one left, which pretty much makes me the nasty one as well.

The hell kind of idiot decides to grief in a Kuruma and doesn't realise you aren't protected if the door falls off? Also, I drove up to the guy in the High Priority Car, shot him, stole the car, drove it into the Mod Shop, stayed in there for longer than it would take to just respray it, drove it out, got out, got back in my Zentorno and drove away... and your response is to get into the High Priority and try to drive it? Do you not know about Ignition Bombs?

I disagree. You should win a fight by being the best at fighting, not the best at running away.

Gary Albright was doing Rolling Germans before he who must not be named.

Ironfist Clive Myers. Probably best known for facing Kendo Nagasaki in the infamous Disco Ladder match. Which is also on youtube:

We were talking about Marty Jones in the Gif thread. So, enjoy:

Not if Kane's ankle is buggered.

Well, Iwan Rheon was already known as Simon from Misfits, and he was in Vicious at the same time as a couple of seasons of GoT (he also won an Olivier award (for best Supporting actor in a musical) a few years before any of that), so he should be more immune to that. Whereas unless you recognise Gleeson as the kid from Batman Begins, he's pretty much just Joff. Although he did do Edinburgh with his comedy troupe afterwards. Kind of low key though, just a face on a poster with three other faces... in a city that's wallpapered in fresh posters every fifteen minutes for a whole month.

Just host a vehicle deathmatch. Some low leveller will be so excited at the thought of getting to drive a tank or fly a jet that they'll join. Get through that, and the default next job voting screen is for proper R* Deathmatches. If you psychologically manipulate your opponents by letting them get kills late on, so it finishes with the scores close and they think they're improving, might have a shot at beating you next time... you'd be astonished how many people will accept strings of rematches. I don't wear the Hustler tattoo because I don't want my marks to figure out I'm grifting them (I'll be wearing Belly Pistols in about 80-ish kills time). I once lost at Tennis because I got so used to jobbing points to prevent the victim rage quit that accounts for most of my wins... that I left myself too much to do, and the not good opponent could nurse his lead to win the set just by splitting games. But then he spawned next to me in freemode, which wasn't good for him at all.