Rehabilitated Rick

I've watched the Playboy Buddy Rose blow away diet faux infomercial around 5 times today, I'm fine with it.

The most retarded decision since, I dunno when the fuck ever. The two most dominant beasts in both of their factions, pushed to the high heavens for months, sent out in the cold spot right before the main event with no fucking build-up whatsoever. WHY? pissed me off more than any of the Bryan shit

Flair hasn't quite hit the typsy stage yet, the post-show should be a blast.

Watching the first SmackDown and the quality is lovely. UK user, btw.

If Bryan won it tonight, then what happens? He defends at 'Mania vs. Batista? Meditate on that for a second.. Bryan will win the title at 'Mania, it just has to be that way. Surely, right?

I was buzzing during the entire Shield/Wyatt's match, absolutely fucking insane.

I remember this board wanking their cocks off in unison at that promo on Raw two years ago by Punk, how thing's change eh.

Reigns was fucking amazing, though. Sheamus too, either of those winning at the end would carve my interest more than a Batista win. Batista looked gassed and sloppy as fuck as well, those chicken legs he was sporting and cheek implants make me never want to see his face on my laptop screen again. I guess Show got his receipt tonight for those weak Survivor Series numbers, right? Christ. Oh and a special mention to Zebb ruling the fucking planet.

''It's PG now Jake, PG'' Punk is tremendous.

Never mind

Cena should be number 1 with Bryan a close 2. Fuck this list.

I think we're getting HHH/Punk and Michaels/Bryan. Add in Taker/Lesnar and whoever challenges Orton, Henry maybe.

That finish was so fucking great, holy shit. Bryan/HBK at Mania?

Ryback's dead, no-one cares about him heel or face. Last week he was using the jackhammer and the spear and had me buzzing about the prospect of Goldberg coming in and destroying him, this week he bends over and takes one from R-Truth. The fact Ryback is pretty terrible and is handed shit-balls of inconsistent booking week-in, week-out doesn't help. You protect limited guys like Ryback, he doesn't have the ability of a Daniel Bryan to shine through dead booking.

Up until the point where his shirt came open, then off, and his pants started to fall down, maybe. Then he just looked like a (very tall, but still) flabby dude with his underwear sticking out. Baring in mind he wasn't in his ring gear, fighting a 3 man unit that has beaten everybody and the champion of the company, I think he looked great. Way better than Bryan throwing indie-kicks and those weak ass forearms.

Big Show at least carries himself like a main eventer unlike Bryan. And this is all leading to GLASS SHATTERS, multiple stunners and a beer bash, so may it continue.

Sandow is about a year off being anywhere near ready for the big gold, and Del Rio, however good he is in the ring is dull as dishwater. Cena should hold both the titles forever.

Reigns is a part of the Anoa'i family and a former defensive linebacker, he's an hard cunt. Great main-event, chairs, spears through barricades, super-hot tags, perfect use of the enforcers, new champions, Brilliant.

Cena's coming back at the end of the month (which isn't to say he won't get injured again between now and Mania), I can pretty much guarantee Taker's going to work Mania even if that's his only match the entire year, and Lesnar's still under contract for a while yet. You do, however, make a valid point in regard to WWE making new stars. Last year 'Taker wrestled Punk. Who could 'Taker wrestle this year? I assume he'll be there too, get him to 25-0 is probably the goal... Just looking at the roster, I'm not seeing anyone credible for 'Taker or for the main event. I think Cena Vs. 'Taker is the biggest money match they probably have. But what about the rest of the card? They just feel thin. They have talent, for sure. Just no one that really screams "I need to see this guy." I don't think they're relying too much on their current crop when they have Jericho, Van Dam, Batista, Hogan, Sting, Goldberg, Lesnar, Rock, Austin all being sent out feelers for their biggest show ever. I'm sure they have a spine of what the WM30 card looks like already. But you're right on the stars thing, I won't feel obligated to watch the company post WM30 honestly.

That Raw following Summerslam Cena looked absolutely rotten, beaten up and deserved a few months sat on the couch resting. He's so work-minded and OCD that he simply will work hurt, regardless of the consequences. On the other hand the guy's a genetic marvel, two month recovery time for a torn triceps with god-like genetics? Possible..

Backlund is legit nuts, someone rig the poll. He has to be in.