assfax
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Just as long as there ain't another "dinner at stately Wayne manor" scene and they fight some bad guys this movie will probably be something I watch at nine in the morning 6 years from now and fall asleep to near the end.
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Speaking of albums that need to just come out already. Where is that new Atlantean Kodex? They keep posting super early reviews but the sumbitch don't come out 'til goddamn October. Boll shit.
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Also, I thought this Dragon's Crown thing was a dumb Guilty Gear fighting game. Instead it's this insanely good beat 'em up RPG like old D&D arcade games and Knights of the Round on SNES. Holy shit this game is a motherfucker.
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Dude, I saw Sabbath. Ozzy was coherent. Like, on Snowblind you could hear actual words being enunciated. Playing the self titled song and then three songs later doin' End of the shitty Beginning was not so cool. Also everybody shat themselves when a dude got right next to Ozzy and started yelling in the mic. Security probably got their asses destroyed for that. It was right after he said they were going to play Dirty Women so the guy probably just wanted to say "couldn't you play After Forever or anything else?".
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I liked playing the kart racing shit in GT5. I didn't like all the goddamned insane Neo Geo CD loading times. Even after you did the 54 minute full installation. Was that shit ever cleaned up? 'Cause, god damn. Woof.
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This Thor game on DS is the duck's nuts. It's like if Capcom absorbed Quintet and made Actraiser 3 on Sega Saturn but changed it into licensed game for a movie that didn't exist at the time, then hid it in a time capsule. It has some quasi-shitty "new" type gameplay in it. It's got some of that God of War stuff where enemies don't hurt you simply by touch. They have to attack to actually damage. This is okay on the mooks but on the first boss you can just kind of stand on top of it and take no damage unless it rears up. That shit would never have flew back in 1997.I invoke the Actraiser name but I'm talking more of the straight ahead shit that they did in Actraiser 2. No simulation stuff.
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I replaced the 72 pin and, no bullshit, my NES started on the very first fucking go. I was flabbergasted. I had tried the whole thing where you manually pull back each pin but that never worked. I can't even believe I was entertaining getting another toaster.
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This sounds like a fake Mad Magazine quote from some sort of "Nintendo in the future" parody deal.
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They're thinking: "Remember when he used to be amazing?". Then the second thought is about riding his massive Rodney. BOTCHAMANIA~!!~!~!!~
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Rolling Thunderpants.
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I got me a Super Everdrive. My SNES hasn't seen this much use in years. Even better is using all my 10+ year old emulator saves on the real deal. Don't have to do that tedious championship mode to have all the dudes unlocked on SFWPX Premium. I was so close to buying this a while ago. Mostly just been playing Terranigma.
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