Cobra Commander

"Mrs. Perry insists that Mr. Barnyashev refused to 'put her over', leading to great distress"

in retrospect, maybe it was a bit "wrestling bubble" for some people to think/assume Triple H was one of the top unnamed officials in the lawsuit

this week on Between the Sheets:

two Conference title games on Monday night Southern Conference: Samford vs East Tennessee State (a 1 vs 7) Sun Belt Conference: Arkansas State vs James Madison (a 4 vs 2) Sun Belt is a conference where the 29-3 James Madison was a 2 seed as the 27-6 Appalachian State won the regular season title.

weird to have the Oscars end this early.. bring back the slog next year

well, in a sense, a glad Stone did win Best Actress

okay, Barbie did win an Oscar (for a category where they had 2 of the 5 nominees), and the Ken performance was probably the "we're probably not winning so let's go allout anyways" It wasn't quite to the point of SCTV winning an Emmy because they had 4 of the 5 nominations

there was a version with even more sex, but I don't think it was out when voting was going on, so any Oscar voters with ballgag fetishes might not have voted for Poor Things anyways... starting to get some Oppenheimer momentum.. meanwhile, Barbie is gonna lose every award it's up for

it's still early but it looks like the Academy voters were really into Emma Stone having weird sex in Victorian times this year

the only teams to be D1 for 40+ years with no tournament appearances, at least on the spreadsheet I put together awhile ago: Maine/New Hampshire (which I have back in D1 in 1961-62), William and Mary, Youngstown State, Chicago State, Maryland Eastern Shore, Army, Citadel, Western Illinois, Bethune-Cookman, Grambling, and TX-Rio Grande Valley (most of that under another name) Grambling is the #1 seed in their tournament, so they might make it through although the SWAC tournament tends to be chaotic

woah baby, Chris Jericho deciding to work as 1980s Boogie Woogie Man Jimmy Valiant and winning matches with elbowdrops

Looking at an Apple auto-generated transcript of this week’s McAdam podcast (to find out the name of the book they mentioned without trying to find it while listening, the book is “The Six Pack” by Brad Balukjian) and the transcripts insist that they were talking about “Snooker” (Snuka) and “Oli Anderson”

it's tough out there for the non-major conferences.. have your title game a week before the selection and a runnerup might be forgotten.. have your title game closer to selection and get lost in the shuffle I don't know if it'll matter that Indiana State made a comeback but it might help

cut to Kim Mulkey wearing a Double J Jeff Jarrett blinking light outfit as she talks about the fight in the LSU/South Carolina game

Drake wins the MVC tournament Stetson wins the ASun tournament and makes the NCAA tournament for the first time ever So, will losing the conference title game by 4 and winning a bunch of regular season games be enough for Indiana State?

And now Indiana State is surging

meanwhile, looking like Drake is gonna beat Indiana State, giving us a week solid of "two-bid MVC" talk

Longwood is in the tournament. So we got Morehead and Longwood so far. Beavis and Butthead dot gif

I could see El Dandy’s chiropractic emporium being located in the strip mall next to a hair salon

Obligatory “who are you to doubt chiropractic medicine” joke

Mac Jones is a Jacksonville native, so he’s a natural fit to become popular if they get tired of Trevor Lawrence or he gets hurt. Tony should send anonymous pamphlets to Mac Jones locker to see if he’s interested in being a pro wrestler. Sadly they can’t work his NFL 6’3/220 into being a wrestling 6’5/235 since it’s possible NFL heights/weights are already worked a little.

the Chiefs extended Chris Jones, in case anybody thought your long national nightmare might end this offseason

and the first autobid goes to Morehead State, as they beat Little Rock the tourney finals tomorrow are Indiana State/Drake (MVC) Austin Peay/Stetson (ASun) UNC Asheville/Longwood (Big South)

I'm sure one of those "ASMR artists" has recorded a version of "Relax" so that lonely men could jerk it to a Frankie Goes To Hollywood song in a different fashion than usual

Between The Sheets pointing out the Vince announcer verbal tics really messed me when I judged a round today where one of the Extemp speakers had to have said "nonetheless" at least a half-dozen times in 7 minutes. No other Vince cliches though.