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Kid looks like a young Gino Marella

You know, when I was in high school, Hitler approached me, brother, with an idea that I would be his chief propaganda officer. And I had to consider it, jack, because y'know, everyone was talking about it, and all my friends and family were like "yeah you should totally get in on the ground floor", but I just had to stick with school and my band. Then before you know it this Goebbels dude is out there, and everyone is just wow, man, they couldn't believe it. And I'm getting all these calls saying brother, that could have been you up there, and you know, I would have been on top a lot longer than just one day.

Rise of the Pink Ladies... Probably sits somewhere between a better version of Glee and a bad version of Crazy Ex Girlfriend.

I just realized ESPN Australia removed the Hangman screwdriver angle from the broadcast, and it wasn't just me falling asleep watching it. Fk, here I am thinking I'd saved $10 a month needing a Fite TV subscription.

Omega vs Ospreay ZSJ vs Danielson Hayter vs Saraya Sting vs Darby Bucks/Hangman vs Mox/Yuta/Claudio PAC vs megaheel Orange Cassidy All Atlantic Rematch Ogogo vs Hobbs

That seems unnecessarily harsh towards Infinit

Noel vs Liam would still draw.

The Natural and Bryan Danielson (w/ Lennox Lewis and Diana Hart-Smith) vs The Lucha Bros in a taunt-off is my smokey for the show opener.

You will eat that shit sandwich and you will like it.

Big shout out to this guy's parents for keeping kayfabe alive.

Yep - that backstage segment with Roman questioning Heyman if he knew about Brock being there makes me think that's gonna happen too

But who will gate keep the gatekeepers?

This seemingly is one of the worst examples of wrestler logic ever. Brock Lesnar, can't ever challenge Roman Reigns again, agrees to tag with Cody Rhodes, so he can get another title shot, and presumably give Brock a title shot when/if he wins. Instead, he beats the dog shit out of Cody for about forty hours straight, while staying unable to obtain a title shot opportunity.

Wait, are we still jumping the barricade at Raw and attacking Roman Reigns?

Bring back Brawl For All.

I still think this is a Cody story rather than or moreso a continuation of the Bloodline. Cody wins the Rumble at #30. You then spend weeks talking about how Stardust sucked, so he left, he couldn't get over in AEW, so he left, he couldn't get a job in Hollywood, so he quit that too. The story is about whether Cody can overcome adversity, and not run when the going gets tough. It's the more interesting route, rather than winning the title here and the usual Wrestlemania rematches on the next 2 PPVs where the guy that went over at Mania hardly ever loses it straight back. It's possibly even a story that they tried to tell with Cena after he lost to the Rock at Mania, and his need for a redemption story (except there was like a whole year of minor stuff in between and it was hardly ever brought up until Mania season). The directions you can go are also far more than the options of who can dethrone Roman: - I think they should do a Texas Bullrope match for the next PPV. Ideally Cody bleeds buckets, but it won't happen. Cody wins the title there. Roman remains without being pinned or submitted for 4 years. Which happens at the next PPV. - They could do the Cena redemption path and have Cody find ways to redeem himself in his own and the fans' eyes before a rematch at next year's Mania. Closure to the Orton and Rollins programs. Is there an ending to Stardust? Some big face to face in-ring confrontation with HHH? Do they bring Dustin in? - Maybe you lean into this, and you build Cody up as the next big heel when Roman goes away, unable to win the big one, unable to be The Guy because they want Sami or The Rock instead. That when given his big opportunity, he Lugered it. - If they're going to split the titles. Give Cody a rematch but only for the Universal title. Have him win, but be taunted that he's still not WWE Champion - he still hasn't done what his father set out to accomplish. Chase Roman for the year and then win the WWE Championship at Mania next year

Run the rematch against the Usos at the next PPV. Roman teams with Sikoa and does what the Usos could not. Roman/Sikoa vs. Usos at Summerslam. Jey gets his win over Roman. Sikoa turns on Roman, Roman goes away for a while.

Guys, I'd just like to take this time to point out Harvey Weinstein produced Gangs of New York, which was an enjoyable film, therefore he can't have been an awful human being.

I hope we get Orange Cassidy taking the black mist and coming back as coked up 80s southern fired up babyface the week after.

Was referring to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fxZ2UKg7kM ...does she have a dog?

Now turn up at the next meeting and call her out to address those issues face to face.

I haven't seen a lot of the Kings this year, but surely that 6th spot is the one everyone below should be aiming for here?

Baby due yesterday. Thought my wife was going to murder birthing team when told they would only induce in ten days time. What are the rules on watching WrestleMania in a birthing suite exactly?

I'm surprised that the vibe in here seems to be the next PPV main is going to be MJF defending against one of JB/Darby/Sami. I assumed they were setting the table for a four way. I'd love to see them re-do the Flair/Sting/Luger/Muta ironman series. Sami drops all three matches, and it plays into whatever he's doing with Garcia/Jericho. JB beats Sami, scores an upset win against MJF but gets comprehensively beaten by Darby. Darby beats Sami and JB, but goes to a draw against MJF. Rematch at the PPV. Think there's value in Darby winning and his first defense is vs Sting in his retirement match. Then you run back a Jack Perry rematch. But I'm sure they've got bigger plans for MJF than that.

Weird ep of Ted Lasso this week. The additional 15 minutes, the massive time jump/montage. Lot of stuff set up that was interesting, but not sure if I want to see it either. My guess is Zava is the West Ham plant, not Trent.