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You know why Hulk Hogan likes cocaine? Besides the feeling of euphoria and inflated sense of self that comes with it? Because it's white! You notice how we never heard about him being addicted to black tar heroin. You can't spell 'white powder' without 'white power'.

That's a pretty impressive collection.

Didn't she grope a few divas over the years?

Hey, don't discount Saggs, man. It takes two to Pit Stop.

Okay, I read the latest leaked part of that tape, and what they hell is a "half-gay"? Does it mean they have some European blood in them?

Maybe they'll burn through a different GM every taping?

Has anyone ever owned one company and been the authority figure for another before?

No joke: I thought "Lunatic Fringe" was just referencing his hairstyle.

Oh, Fowler. Good to see you've been keeping up with New Japan. Pshaw. He clearly just said All Japan is irreplaceable, so why would he watch the competition? I always feel like I'm in some sort of inverse wrestling-bubble when Noelle Foley gets brought up.

Yeah... Which is a really solid thing to do, so I shouldn't complain.

If I've learned anything from Jeremy Hardy on the News Quiz, it's that they should be called Lady Doctoresses.

Wow. Al Snow and Simon Diamond. I can't wrap my head around these being legit tapings. But maybe it'll lead to my dream of returns from Sonny Siaki and Above Average Mike Sanders.

Kozlov didn't have music for a while.

Source? Or is this from the same made-up interview from the other day? That interview was also real, settle down. If I'm mistaken, I apologize, but I'm pretty sure the interview where he said he was retired was false. And if it was true, and this is true as well, then I'm truly confused.

I imagine that crowd was papered/free? Because that's much bigger than any of the baseball shows they had.

Source? Or is this from the same made-up interview from the other day?

Jesse Godderz vs Al Snow in an Elevation X match? That has to be fake, right?

He's not an evangelist.

For someone who's been "scrubbed" from the site, there sure were a lot of hits when I searched for "Hogan." His Superstar page is down, though.

One thing I've noticed from all of this is all the 1-3 minute matches. I'd forgotten about that.

Short answer, no. They didn't do their due diligence to verify he was actually free and clear.

Any shaggy-bearded TNA cast-offs around?

My counter argument is that right now the main thing that's bringing in interest and getting crowd reactions is actually great matches. Not saying Wade's bad, but he's not as good as a guy like Drew Galloway who gut fired. Galloway had a better theme song, but it tended to be drowned out by the crickets that accompanied his appearances.

Not just any hamster. A Wonder-Hamster.

I don't think I've ever seen so many dashes in a URL before.