Curt McGirt

I wish (random drug testing because I work at a school) My dreams have always been weird. I can dream lucidly too which is a real trip.

So THIS morning, I dreamt about Brock living next to my mom's house where he raised horses and zebras that were running through the back yard. He was mad at me for pissing on his "icicle hanger" (whatever the fuck that is). Turned on FS2 after I woke up and Brock is about to fight Hunt on UFC 200. Go figure.

Eric's Kurisu post on Segunda led me to some Big Mouth Loud There is way more where that came from and it's all as random

I looked 'em up on Facebook and there's no page but there's a tryout thing happening today down in Alton near St. Louis. Wonder if he's gonna move up closer to Central Illinois...

The Eiffel Tower and the inflatable dolphin are interesting touches

Misawa had halting, poor English. Forgot about this, in that huddle I was talking about how workers don't need to be so stiff unless they're in Japan... right before I turned my head and noticed Misawa standing there. Quite embarrassing. Oh and I also remarked at how he was only like two inches shorter than I was to myself. (I'm 6', 6'1'')

Irony? I was going more for BAH HUMBUG. In that respect, here's some more for you!

Nigel looks like his Hep C morphed into the Big C. Jeez

Speaking of jokes, woke up from the weirdest wrestling dreams (again). I was reffing a garbage match with Hogan, Bigelow, and somebody else where Hogan kept running off to steal somebody's magazine to draw up how he wanted to set up these ladders so they could grab light tubes off the ceiling. Then after it ended in a no contest everyone was gathered and talking and I looked to my left and Mitsuharu Misawa was standing next to me. I followed him around asking him who he was wrestling in the states and I couldn't understand his responses so I told him I'd look it up. He turned around to me and asked for some shirts, some underwear, and some socks (he couldn't remember the word for socks and I filled in the blank for him) then ran downstairs to be his gofer and grab them out of my own room in this giant castle. The rest was just as weird but way too elaborate to get into, unfortunately Misawa vanished after that

Are they gonna make a tiny ring for the UK tournament or are the guys going to have to adapt to the giant WWE ring? That's only partly a joke

I don't know if what they say about the remake is true, but the OG really is a masterpiece

These entries 100% belong in our Xmas movie discussion, especially with only Silent Night Deadly Night and Santa's Slay having been mentioned prior. http://dailygrindhouse.com/thewire/big-question-whats-favorite-unconventional-christmas-movie/ EASTERN PROMISES?! If I knew about that...

Tonight's TV thoughts: The guy who used to work for T-Mobile that now works for Sprint on their commercials starts with this quote and it always reminds me of this Also, goddammit, Milana Vayntrub... I'll just stop with her name.

That's a battle-off of some Pure Hate right there. I'll have to go back to Liger/Sano; this is gonna be close.

WTF Scott? We didn't need to know about BOTH trees you were putting up Vince's tie... wow. They should give that to someone tripping real hard so they can just get lost in the patterns.

Bobby Lashley vs. Eddie Edwards in a quonset hut. This show just keeps getting better and better They should reference Hellraiser and have the winner offered a puzzle box by an Asian gentleman saying "what's your pleasure, sir?" Then they can open it in the hut like Pinhead did in his and return as a Cenobite

Was he Bernie? Who was Trump? Trump dude was brutally great.

Arli$$ was cool enough for a junior high/high school era me to get into it, and I didn't even like normal sports. Dream On and Larry Sanders probably warmed me up to it.

Yep, that's him. Great Jesse, terrible Ice.

Willie's best moment is him completely accepting being murdered in cold blood and still having the balls to say "Do you really need all that shit? It's Christmas." That alone justifies his character to me. The sequel has got some really bad reviews, and I've even been criticized for wanting to watch what is "surely" a poor sequel, but I could care less. The Goon sequel is probably going to be way more egregious to me.

Yeah, that match is killer. Onita is such an awesome fired-up underdog there.

Now I'm imagining a six-man match with all Tiger Masks, minus the obvious one: Sayama/Kanemoto/IV vs. Ibushi/ACH/Rocky Romero. Or if you don't wanna cheat and throw a Black Tiger in steal one of the Tigers from the BattlARTS/FUTEN crowd

Who are Tiger Mask W and Tiger the Dark? Looked up Juice Robinson and I guess he's a WWE developmental guy, any talent there? He looks like Vampiro's '90s era twin. The only match on the show that looks interesting to me honestly is of course the Shibata match. Bullet Club and Ingobernables having a member in just about every single match is getting to be a bit much.

The Rosatis were guests on the Bobby Heenan Show too once. They were superfans that always came out to the shows so WWF decided to do stuff with them.

@Midnight mentioned this last night. One of the comedians had a dead-on Jesse Ventura impression that was countered by Reggie Watts doing a pretty good Jesse Jackson impression. Of course Hardwick mentioned Booker holding up a Wendy's at gunpoint.