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He would have been WWECW champion for sure and he would eventually be putting over Morrison and Swagger. Having tag matches with Christian. We probably would have gotten an epic ECW title feud between him and Mark Henry. I can't even imagine what would happen if they still discovered Vickie. Such a great heel character. She could rise to power and they'd probably run a wacky angle with her as heel boss telling Eddie he should be at home watching the kids. It's his turn to take them to school. It probably would have gotten super sexist, but the prospect of those interactions sound magical. She'd tell him Edge is the future and we'd get Edge/Eddie Feud Part 2.

Nikolai Volkoff

Apparently, I also have an inner gay boy, that is, like Dolfan's, going apeshit over that Maleficient trailer. It's a little confusing because he's also fighting with my inner straight boy,for which Angelina Jolie has been the #1 object of his desire since he learned what to do about that funny feeling. I thought Jolie was going to be perfect, but those shots of her in that trailer exceeded everything I imagined. The story could be total crap and it doesn't matter. Just more shots of Jolie looking evil as hell please.

As some of you may remember, I was more serious about the brand extension than anybody - including the WWE. Smackdown 4 Life. The moment I really started bleeding blue was when Eddie Guerrero lost his shit on Booker T for insulting the brand: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUCuLMTQSl8 TRANQUILO?! There's not really many people better than Eddie Guerrero at just about anything. Top 10 All-Time for sure.

At 240p it looks like Ultramantis Black vs. Shinsuke Nakamura to me.

Took my son bowling yesterday. He's never done it before. It takes a special kind of child to throw the ball in the gutter with the bumpers on. Also my wife has decided child #2 will be a home birth. IT'S GONNA GET CRAZY IN JAE'S HOUSE

It's written on Cottonelle.

Were you too drunk to remember?

I love the power of "all you people". If you want to turn heel, all you have to do is say it and the crowd will boo. FUCK YOU TRIPLE H WE DON'T WANT TO BE HUMANS.

Alright, I'll give it another shot.

Shawshank I don't hate. It's its placement on lists. I hate how high up it is on everything. So no way would I give it the satisfaction of being high up on my list of stuff I hate.

I FUCKING HATE THIS PHRASE. What is the thing? It's fucking wasted space at best, and at worstt it's a passive aggressive way of saying "Yeah but I'm about to tell you how you are wrong." It's also a clear indicator of people who are waiting for you to stop talking so they can start. I hate it more than "like" or "um". I especially hate it when I'm watching a foreign film and the translator sneaks it in. Do Chinese people really have a phrase equal to "the thing is"? Fuck I hope not. I can't stand it. I can only think of few things I hate more. The list would be like 1. Bigotry 2. Rape 3. "The thing is"

Ring broke before the main event, right?

Did you see his D'oh face?

I wish it was a scene in my LIFE. I'd sell people poop all day if I could. I won't judge. Do whatever you want with it - I don't give a shit, but I'll sell it if the price is right. That's Jae's Poop Empoorium, across the street from Al's Italian Beef in Chicago. We're full of it, and you can be too! Keep an eye out for our Black Friday Deals!

Who else but Sunny?! As an aside, she shouldn't be allowed to use pics from 20 years ago, it depresses me. Sunny's life has become so sad, it makes Randy the Ram's fate in The Wrestler look like a freaking fairytale. Sunny has a girl on twitter offering to pay her for her poop to eat, and she's the sad one? Livin' the dream, bro.

Back when he had a groin?

I had rehearsal and big lunch in which we watched McCown heroically try to save the game. Frustrating loss, considering we had two shots at the conversion. And goddamn Jay throwing a pick in the red earlier. I know we're missing some keys on Defense, but fuck are they eating the turds.Frustrating is the word for the Bears.

Random factoid. "Chris Hero" is the google search term that brings the most traffic to my blog by a large margin. And despite me having maybe one post out of a couple hundred that even mentions his name. Top 3 1. Chris Hero - 1745 2. Antonio Inoki - 565 3. man balls - 113

Maybe if Chris has listened to me and gotten that polo shirt he'd still be getting a paycheck.

Ziggler does other things that I like. But a gentleman never kisses and tells.

Rollins is a fantastic bumper. That's about it, which is okay, because I LOOOOVE bumping. But really I can't say he's done much else to make me think he'll be more than third best guy in a three man group. Which isn't so bad. Some one has to be that guy and he plays it really well.

I try to avoid him, but if someone were to say "Hey, Jae here are some Davey Richards matches that aren't stupid watch them and see for your self!" I totally would. But no one does. So I don't.

If DVDVR was a long running sitcom, the the last scene of the this season's finale would be Andrew and Burgundy waking up hungover in bed together and screaming in horror at what they've done.

That's kind of how I feel with Okada. He's okay. Cool personality. But I don't really care for what he adds to matches. I love Tanahashi though. Not enough to say he should be in the Hall of Fame RIGHT NOW, but I totally dig whatever he's up to.