Buy Me a Burrito

I sort of bitched on here about my confusion about what my wife got me for Christmas. Well, I'm posting here to eat crow. I went to hang out with a few friends the other day and came home to find that my wife had completely redecorated my home office. In addition to being a communications dude for a church organization, I do some freelance writing and other stuff from home. I also have a blog. Over the last year my home office has just sucked. My desk was falling apart and the room was being taken over by my massive book, CD and LP collections. My wife made a separate stealth trip to Ikea and bought a new desk for me as well as a big new bookshelf to replace the rickety old thing I had been using. That crappy animated GIF is a little shot of the small room that my cat and I share. My wife's a nice lady.

Run a half-marathon. Keep lifting. Lose more weight. I hurt my calf muscle and took most of December off except for DDPYoga. I'm actually going to start training again in about 2.5 hours. Other than that, I'm going to work on little things like being ahead on deadlines for work and spending less time on my phone.

From what I read it wasn't Brando destroying the movie it was Kilmer, right?

Jeff Skinner is the God of Fuck.

Also, Mason Ryan shouldn't be selling for Tyler Breeze.

Dear god the Aiden English and Big Cass sing off was perfect. Even the crowd was amazing during it.

I am pretty bad at cross stitch.

Fucking Hurricanes.

Carolina trades Tim Gleason to Toronto for JM Liles and a 6th rounder from a few years ago (Dennis Robertson I think?). Someone please tell me if I should be excited about Liles.

This makes me love Triple H.

It's shopped. Appears nowhere on Triple Haitch's twitter timeline.

You should change your user name to WWE E Cummings.

I meant to tweet that.

My entire web persona is based upon being an aging hipster who contributes nothing.

THAT'S MY LINE

Johnny Depp.

No you use the internet fine, it's just third grade-level shit that you can't do.

He fucked her because everyone else had,

You sure that there wasn't some sort of Konami Code in the ECW video game where the wrestler who yelled "ow my neck" got Somas as a power up (or down)?

It's probably a combination of: 1) Paul Heyman will work any angle because he's one of the true fucking pros (although, I'd say that about Lawler as well). 2) Vince and Trips pretty clearly hate Heyman. Vince clearly does not hate Heyman. There was a segment to set up the Trips/Brock match where Heyman gave this long speech about being a promoter and how inherently dishonest that made you and you could see Vince looking at the guy with all sorts of pride in his eyes.

Was she naked in it? Otherwise I've only got one picture of my wife, and it's at least 15 years old. Why not a picture of your dog(s)? If you ask my wife for naked pics on twitter you are on my dunzo list. My wife has presented me with pictures of my dogs for my office. I WILL NEVER WIN

If you add in some anxiety about everything in the world and a penchant for drinking bourbon to the character, Sami Zayne is totally doing a Buy Me a Burrito cosplay act.

The hat. The scarf. The t-shirts of a band that broke up 20 years ago. The blazer.

Sami Zayne is playing a hipster character. English is playing an artiste.