Pete

A little chilly on the Ditmars platform this morning...

Forty years ago today.

BW vs Dandy from 1996 for the NWA Light Heavyweight title. Maybe Dandy's last great singles match.

Said tope of death.

Ernie Kovacs, patron saint of sketch comedy.

Yeah, THERE's a dude you need to time-lapse. He looks like a chainsaw sculpture now. Neville is such a freak. Love Owens' panicky sell for it.

This was too weird not to get the ball rolling with.

If/Once he does, they will give him the Lenin treatment, and roll him into board meetings. . . Nah, Vince will attend board meetings Futurama-style - as a bodiless head in jar. Sorta like this guy: Kane can carry's Vince's head to meetings and what-not. God knows he'll probably still be on the roster too in a thousand years. VINCE IS BAAAACK! STEPHIE, YOU DOLT!

Caught The Imitation Game over the weekend and I'm all-in on Cumberbatch for Best Actor. If RWNJ spittle-spewing fury was a renewable fuel source, we'd never have to drill a single oil well ever again after the gay foreign egghead beat out the gung-ho MURICAN~! solider.

Other than the auditions reel, I think my favorite part of the show was Dana's Dr Evil Lorne impression just for 1-2 people in the audience absolutely dying with laughter at it. Shoot comments that aren't supposed to be shoot comments, etc etc etc.

I asked the dudes on the CWF Facebook group if they were aware of him working dates with Funk in the last week or so. Dusty's gig marks were simply not meant for a HD-compatible world.

Fark: Kurt Busch ordered to stay away from ex-girlfriend. As long as she's at the front of the pack, he won't violate the restraining order

Wasn't it saying May 19 that made Kane flip out? Ehh, it's Kane. Who cares? Yeah, Show got the date wrong. It's May 19th. I was hoping at the end that HHH would bring up that he got the date wrong, say the correct date, and Kane would just goozle him for a moment out of reflex. Even better, if Trips opened next week's show by meekly apologizing to Kane while Show smirked in the background, because he goofed it on purpose hoping for someone to correct him.

Shulman and Bilas will call the UNC/Duke game tomorrow night for ESPN. If you think this sounds weird, you're not alone- this will be the first time Dick Vitale hasn't called their ESPN matchup since 1979.

DC has shut down for all intents and purposes... so of course my company decided to proceed with their conference in National Harbor this morning. The natives aren't taking it well.

You're not unseeing this.

What an interesting world Vince lives in, where "douche" is permitted but "Columbus, Ohio" isn't. Anyone else get a kick out of the Rosebuds (including Mia Yim, just because) showing up backstage for no reason? Bless their little hearts, they do try so hard. Show yelling "MAY 13, YOU PSYCHO!" at Kane was fucking awesome.

I think T20 cricket could be viable in the US given time ala MLS. There's certainly an audience for it, and I don't see where commercials would be an issue if soccer can work around it here.

Are you on PS4? The DLC should be added directly with your download. Once you're on the ship, go to the missions screen, and you should be able to access Enter the Dominatrix and How the Saints Saved Christmas at any time from that point on. They'll have little fleur-de-lets next to them to indicate that they are the extras. Same thing with DLC costumes and guns; those will be available in the shops and indicated as extras with fleur-de-lets next to them. PS3, not PS4.EDIT: Ah, after I completed "The Real World" they all unlocked in a big conga line. Looks like everything went live except the Christmas mish.

So how does one access this glorious SRIV DLC now that one has the game disc? I thought it would be available from the start...

Zach LaVine, GOD DAMN.

Spirit = Killer Karl Kox.