J.T.

The one thing I was happy to see in the results is the Roman Reigns record breaker. I was worried that Roman would just be the two-move big dude of the faction but each guy in The Shield is being developed as equally dangerous.

Legit heat is the business model since people are hip to kayfabe. As long as Bryan is on the roster, no fan will just up and stop watching in protest because they'll be cutting Bryan's throat. He is the Tommy Dreamer of the fed. Chasing the title is all part of the plan. As long as he is almost but not quite and continues to have five star epics, fans will still watch The thing you guys should be considering is that the catch is never as good as the hunt. So what happens when DB wins the belt and WWE cannot come up with the proper Rogues Gallery of Special Guest Villains to throw at him to make his title run meaningful? Or worse, if the belt just withers around his waist like it did when He Who Cannot Be Named was champ because non-title feuds got pushed to the main event while the title was relegated to the mid-card?

Fuck all of you Xavier haters. I was there during the ROH title match where stiff-ass Low Ki broke Xavier's orbital bone and gave him a hairline fracture of his left clavicle in the same match. Dude gushed blood through the nose, smiled, and continued to work with essentially only one good arm. I'd have shot Low-Ki in the street for that shit as soon as I got out of the hospital.

That's directed by the guy that helmed Absentia. WWE had the good taste to turn Oculus: Chapter 3 into a feature length movie? I am all in.

Batista has a movie coming out this summer so we all knew there was probably a Dwayne Johnson clause in his contract saying that he'd get a title run that would most likely end around SummerSlam or so. We all knew it was coming. If you are going to be angry at somebody for the booking, blame The Rock. Bryan will get his day but the longer they keep you guessing when his time will be, the longer you will stay on the hook. All of y'all are marks getting worked. What I am trying to figure out is what the fuck is up with the Bray Wyatt monster push? I suppose they want the cult to successfully transition the mid-card and ride Bryant's coat tails to get there..

Those guys were awesome! If only all sessions were full of people just having fun and not being assholes. I'd have stayed longer but I had to bail to go to work. Soldiers do love their logistics training. I usually jump on first thing in the morning to steal a helicopter and fly around for 20 minutes or so in the hopes of scoring on a quick bounty or blundering into a Special Crate Drop in progress. If anything, I am slowly improving my Flying skill.

Jesus, you'd think that Mario Yamasaki or somebody was the ref. Just stop the fight already.

Watched a fight in an English pub? I've been in a fight in an English pub, man! Those boys in Whitechapel take their Footie seriously and they'll swing at anybody if their team loses, even the tourist nursing a pint in the corner.

Yeah, it's Batista's match to lose. Catapults him into a title shot and also promotes summer release of Guardians of the Galaxy. Would be interesting to watch WWE go another route to the self-fulfulling prophecy by having Batista get dumped in the first two minutes and then keep everyone guessing until he won a MITB match. Dave will get the title at Wrestlemania and drop it at either Summerslam (just in time to do the morning talks to promote the movie), the RAW or Smackdown after SS, or the first PPV where it made booking sense for him to lose the belt.

Like a Jets game? Wasn't really what I was going for but yeah, my bad on the logistics. This.

Jadeveon Clowney destroys Vince Smith at the Outback Bowl.

The obligatory Ryan Clark Obliterates Willis McGahee post:

Can Rippa really bear to watch a game played at MetLife where the Giants are not on the field? WE SHALL SEE~!

Thank you US Army and your content filter!

I am trying to eat lunch and take this goddamned online PII class and that post nearly made me laugh my ass off.. You are making me break kayfabe, Cliff.

You need to go expose yourself to how women in the games industry get treated by the kind of people I'm talking about. Start with Zoe Quinn or Jennifer Hepler. Then see if you're still okay with the ass-backwards way videogames portray relationships. EDIT: Also, holy fuck, did you seriously use "Women As Adversaries: The Adventure Game" to try to quash this argument? Take comfort that this is not Japan. The tsunami and the Fukushima Daichi nuclear incident may have been divine retribution for making "games" like Rapelay. Someone needs to pay via asswhooping for coming up with that concept and creating an actual game out of it. All of the creators of every Ecci dating sim ever made need to be round up like a pack of lame mules and shot in the street.

RAD as in The Karate Kid: BMX Version? I haven't seen that movie in years. I imagine it's one of those movies you were in awe of as a kid, but you watched it today you'd be, "I sure was easy to please when I was twelve."

I have no problems jobbing out a jet-ski race for you. I'd probably lose while even trying to win. I am okay on land, but sea or air.... not so much.. Yep, I need a win in Sports class race for my EMS 3 engine upgrade. I beat my cousin this morning three times legit in SUV races to get Rank 79, but my Elegy RH8 still said that I was one win shy of a third tier engine upgrade. The engine upgrade for the sports car costs three times as much as the one I got for my Patriot and twice as much as the one for my Bati 800RR, so I think the game is going to make me try to win a race to get one for my Elegy. I wasn't able to keep that Merryweather Off-Road Mesa. Next time we do a mission and those vehciles are available, I'll go to Los Santos Customs and try your method. I hope it works because those vehicles are petty smooth. I'd get rid of my Playboy X Patriot to keep it. Most players call mercs on a friend to get one to spawn, but we can just call Lester Crest or Martin Madrazzo and put in some work in a mission where Merryweather makes an appearance. We have done A Titan of a Job as a crew so many times we could infiltrate the airport in our sleep and those vehicles are always in that mission. IIRC, Mesa Off-Roads also show up in Dry Docking (Martin Madrazzo) and Stocks & Scares (Lester Crest). I think that Stocks & Scares was the one I did with you and Dan that was the easiest smash and grab ever.

Coolio. I know I'm taking my kid to the movies tomorrow, so I probably won't be around much this weekend either. I am going to start making a playlist. After last night's antics I am about 20K away from my Entity. Looking forward to getting my super car but not looking forward to being flat broke.

I have my kid this weekend, but I am up for bouncing your deathmatch idea around if we create a job-out session early in the evening tonight. My kid's copy of The Host (not the Korean one, the tween alien one) arrived from Amazon today, so i am sure she will shoo me back into the bedroom to game while she takes command of the Family Room television and my laptop so that she can play Moshi Monsters or Ever After High School.. I could stand to win a GTA Race with Three Kills for the medal / tattoo (in tandem with three more sniper fifle kills towards the Scoped Out medals) and one more Sports Car race for an engine upgrade. Check your vehicles to see how close you are to upgrades. I am cool with jobbing out motorcycle races, auto races, or even off-road stuff if you have a truck or an SUV.

I thought the grand prize winner of the Estrellas Sweepstakes was whomever that was that hooked up with Ayako Hamada. Wasn't that Manny Villalobos? Here is Cibernetico's BK commercial.

I'd have gone with Electro Shock. Never have I seen such a great gimmick placed on such a shitty luchadore. The fact that Lady Apache brings him cerveza and chicken wings while dressed in a nightie just makes me want to walk in front of a moving bus. No one ever said that life was fair, but that is fucking criminal. But yeah, I hate Cibernetico as much as I hate both Mil Mascaras and Chucky combined. Here is a glimpse of Hell. Cibernetico being so horrible that not even the awesomeness of his tag-team partner, Pierroth, nor Furnas and LaFon can raise this match up to below average.... And then there is Mil Mascaras on color commentary. The Teardrop Suplex that Cibernetico sandbags at the 5:20ish mark probably cost him and Pierroth their work visas.

Psych: The Musical is the best episode of any television show ever. I fear that the series will jump the shark soon, because that episode felt like the magnum opus.

There is not nearly enough love for Shogun's Ninja in the Sonny Chiba birthday sidebar. Sonny Chiba as a villain = Fucking Tremendous. And then there is always: I HAVE TRAINED THESE NINJA TO ACT LIKE SPIDERS~!

Those guys look so pimp in those commercials. If I had the money, I'd buy a Jag.... but it would not make me as awesome as those guys.