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I am not the biggest fan of Lesnar and I am the biggest proponant of letting UT take the Streak to the HOF but yeah, I am happy to see that they protected Brock's finisher even at the expense of UT's WM streak. Brock should be allowed some epic monster heel moments to keep him front page since for the time being he's not wearing a title. I was on XBox Live chat with Rippa and we collectively deduced that Bryan was going to win the title match via the shopworn Wounded Underdog hero booking. Vince sends the audience home happy at WM and no one would've been happy with Orton or Batista with the title. They will let you guys get this Bryan championship run out of your system and put the belt on Dave just in time for SummerSlam and the release of Guardians of the Galaxy. The Nietzschian booking for Wyatt / Cena was brilliant. Be careful when hunting monsters, John Cena.

I have hated most of the Go Home RAW's after a Wrestlemania. I am glad the NCAA Championship game is on tonight.

The continuation of the mythology from House or 1000 Corpses is probably the reason why people vilify The Devil's Rejects. If Devil's Rejects had came out on its own, it would be more celebrated. Lords of Salem is also pretty good. My patience is normally taxed by directors that try to flaunt their wives on film but after several failed attempts, Rob finally got me to find Sherri Moon Zombie somewhat attractive in Lords of Salem and she was portraying a recovering heroin addict. Must've been her blonde dreadlocks and the knocking badonkadonk.

My play has been infrequent because I have been trying to be a good boyfriend while my girlfriend is recovering from knee surgery. I'll be back to shooting Cerberus Troopers in the head fairly regularly and I also need to put some work in on GTA Online. I still have close to 300 heads to put on a stake before I get my beloved Seven Deadly Sins tattoo.

Well, I haven't been regularly online for about a week now following my girlfriend's knee surgery. I will try to get back to being a murdering thief on a regular basis. I am really close to Rank 100 and definitely want to pass that milestone.

I am still at work messing around with this suite. I also got fubared. I will be lucky if I make it home by 2100hrs.

Holy shit, the only reason to watch AWA back in the day was for the Jerry Blackwell vs. the Al Kassie army matches. Verne knew that Greg did not have the charisma to lead wolves to raw meat so he'd stick Greg in tags with Sgt. Slaughter and Jerry so that he could try to get over by proximity.

Airborne Dump Truck? What the hell? Now I have seen players in cargobobs haul another poor bastards car of of the road, fly him out to the middle of the ocean, and they they just drop him vehicle and all into the water Then the gunner shoots the player while he is swimming to shore... provided that the guy in the car doesn't drown first. The things players do to each other makes me love and hate this game.

It is beloved Five Finger One Armed Eight Pole Shaolin Exploding Death Touch Thursday! Tonight's double feature is: and aka Super Ninjas aka Chinese Super Ninjas!

I like the gangsta lean to my baseball caps. I hear ya. There is definitely a difference between hard rank and soft rank in this game. I have hounded level 100's and 200's to the end of the earth and then gotten my ass kicked by Rank 40's and 50's who are absolute terrors in a firefight. You can tell the players that got their rank by just racing and the ones that got their rank by doing missions and surviving freemode. Don't wait up for me either if you guys are going to run with Jobber Thursday. I may have to work a double tonight to get this computer suite up and tomorrow is my girlfriend's knee surgery. I am going to go from emotionally drained to high anxiety in the span of a few hours.

This. I like winning as much as the next dude, but deathmatches to me are just training exercises for freemode to experience the unpredictability of what other players will do. That being said, yeah, Dan's helmet dealie definitely qualifies as learning experience because you do encounter guys out there who wear motorcucle helmets in free mode because they know it will protect them from headshots and that is a scenario that needs to be experienced because it is not that well known.

I am trying not to be a complete hardass today. It is very difficult. I take it you are referring to my observation that Dan tends to make up rules he expects everyone to follow that coincide to the point in the match when he is experiencing a losing streak such as the "no blowing up all of the fighter jets" rule he tried to establish during our only run of SEAL Team Six? Explain to me why I am allowing you to have air superiority again? I especially like Dan's "everyone shoot at JT / Melraz and ignore that I am nearly in first place" rule.

Well since he's all level playing field and shit, he should unintroduce that since wearing motorcycle helmets (especially one that has a visor) has direct implications on deathmatch play given that they will turn away everything short of a headshot from an AP Pistol or a Sniper Rifle... like he didn't know that already. If he keeps wearing one, then all tactics are on the table and all dudes should be able to use every weapon they have in deathmatch play including miniguns so that everyone has access to guns that can cope with body armor and the helmet. I don't wear a motorcycle helmet in deathmatches since, y'know, I'm not scared.

I may be up for doing both ME and GTA. It's been that kind of day.

It is more of the same for me. Prep for the 82nd Warfighter Exercise and battling blade servers that do not want to behave. I will be good and frustrated by the time I get home.

I had an amazingly horrible day at work yesterday and I think that six pack of Raging Bitch went straight to my head. I fell asleep while sitting on the couch, having a nice IPA, and watching El Rey while waiting for my dinner to warm up in the microwave and before I knew it, it was 3AM and dinner became garbage after sitting in the microwave all night. I made a sandwich, went to bed, and thankfully did not oversleep this morning. Wednesdays is usually Mass Effect day, but if the Night Shift is on early I may partake of some player murder in freemode to properly release my frustrations about work. Mother fuckers must be put to the sword and in-house deathmatches will not do. Non-DVDR fools need to get put down in real time.

Someone is in the mood to kill early today. I am sure I will be fit for murderin' by the time I get home, but it will be later than usual. Exercise for the 82nd Airborne needs an additional Technical Assistant today since some guy just up and "called in sick" today because he could not figure out the software snafu with some of the LINUX boxes yesterday. Naturally it will be up to me to fix the issue so he can come in tomorrow "mysteriously feeling much better" to a working computer suite. Government workers, I'll tell ya.

Here is a badass article on some of the easter eggs in GTA5. http://www.tradeindetectives.com/blog/gta-5-hidden-secrets-and-easter-eggs/ Some are well documented (the ghost at Mount Gordo, the alien frozen in the river at North Yadkin, Marsten as your Special Dad, etc.) but I will have to check out this Infinity 8 killer thingie. I thought i was crazy when I saw that likeness of Jessie Pinkman in game. Glad to see it was deliberate. I have never ever seen the Thelma and Louise deal. The No Country For Old Men thing isn't an Easter Egg IMO since it is a random event you can easily run across once you start playing as Trevor. It's not really hidden and it is prefaced in a WEAZEL News report about a turf war between Los Aztecas and the Triads in Chumash . I need to get that Crab jacket for my Trevor. I think we've all hung out at the Playboy Mansion once or twice. I need to remember to take a selfie there with my online toon.

You can just delete the content from your hard drive of a 360; it is in a named bundle clearly marked. Not sure what the file structure is on PS3 hard drives. Sometimes the boobies glitch works and sometimes it doesn't. I have seen some female avatars with holes in the middle of their torsos like Goldie Hawn from Death Becomes Her.

I pretty much shoot anyone who gets too close to me that isn't friend or crew. No one just stops their car a block away from you for no reason at all. I try not to shoot randoms as I drop out of missions or jobs with them unless they shoot at me first.

It was pretty sick. I would imagine that your counter attack on the Young Texas Crew's attempted collection on the bounty on your head led to their failed attept at a drive-by on my ass when they saw I had the same crew tag. They are a bunch of bitches. One near miss with a grenade and they fled. As far as I am concerned, their members are KOS.

I have said this before & it bears repeating; I have had assholes block the entrance to my garage with a dump truck before. I have also seen guys in tanks parked outside the Alta Street garage looking for easy pickings not knowing that all of the apartments overlook the garage and we can see their tank plain as day.. I always check my map, look out of my windows, and flip through WEAZEL NEWS for player locations before leaving my crib.

Wow, Eiza Gonzalez is hot. I am like twenty years her senior, though. Not good.

A Low Down Dirty Shame is a fucking masterpiece. Fuck that list. Megaforce is ridiculously pedestrian and shitty to anyone above the age of ten, but Jesus, it was GI Joe before GI Joe was cool. All of that carnage from super awesome weapons of war, yet no one dies. Hal Needham gave parents a war movie for their kids to watch with tons of explosions and lasers, yet not one single drop of human blood was shed and critics panned this film? Fuck those critics. It had a flying motorcycle, for God's sake. A FLYING MOTORCYCLE~! Kids in the theater nearly pissed themselves with excitement when the damn thing took off. Megaforce should be given a billion thumbs up just because it is the sole movie where Henry Silva plays a villain that actually survives to the end.

I was actually saddened yet pleased to see that all 804 news affiliates did interrupt local broadcasting this morning to break the news of Brockie's death. Horrible news, but glad to see GWAR get some respect in their hometown by having the major stations break into local programming to make note of his passing. I used to run security at the Canal Club and was there for a couple of the New Year's Evil shows where GWAR headlined. I never got to meet Brockie, but I did get to talk to Corey Smoot (RIP) and Casey Orr. They were solid guys that were really down to earth. Dudes loved to talk about Godzilla movies.