Dog

First time I've sat down and watched Asuka since she came back. She looked super fast and smooth, and it was a great match.

He was in Special K.

That's Mr. Maniac to you.

I knew it was a work.

Please tell me Athena's finish is not now called "the O-face."

I like wrestling. Which is why I don't like punches. FIGHT ME

Let's think about this. What's more likely -- that one of the highest-rated shows on cable, with next-to no competition on this given night, inexplicably tanked and no one watched ... or that this is part of the plan to make MJF seem like a major draw and continue his angle with Tony Khan? The rating was worked.

I had no idea that's Regal's son. He's awesome.

I was getting mad at Turner for not checking her, ha.

I totally bit on the Britt concussion fake-out.

Can we get Michael Cole to say how Vince let us all down on Friday?

Oh God, Vince is joining the "Intellectual Dark Web," isn't he?

Trish Stratus is trending.

I think Wrestlenomics said Vince has 80% of the voting power.

Nick Khan about to finish that Mortal Kombat graphic.

It wasn't meant to be passive. I'll be more direct next time.

Are you sure it's not a work?

In case you missed it, Owens took hands down the stupidest bump of the year tonight. You thought AEW's stair spots were bad. "Watch 'til the end," as the kids say.

I can't believe MATT CROSS is still wrestling. (neither can Austin)

Man, I was there when he beat Dragon. You've never heard such a deflated crowd.

I have no idea who this is, but he sure does think he knows a lot.

I was thinking Wardlow's Jobber Invitational could become a recurring thing on Dark. Like the world's best version of "Beat the Clock." Each hoss gets an endless stream of jabrons, and whoever can pin the most in five minutes wins.

About five pounds.

I remember him as being a smoother Ricochet. Do we all hate Ricochet, too?