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Jesus J.D. McDonaugh must have balls of steel to agree to take that move in that spot.

Jaelan Phillips left the game with a non-contact Achilles injury. Pretty crap way for the day to end for the Dolphins.

Entering today, NFL teams were a combined 57-0 over the last 25 seasons when having a game with: 100+ rushing yards 250+ passing yards 35:00+ time of possession No more than 25 penalty yards No more than one turnover Washington did all of those things today and lost by 35 points. Source: https://twitter.com/OptaSTATS/status/1727870707072200784

The Turkey Day Marathon schedule has officially dropped. Thursday, 23 November (all times Eastern because it's just easier that way) 9 AM: Bride of the Monster 11 AM: Pumaman (Surgically Enhanced) 1 PM: Escape 2000 3 PM: Beyond Atlantis 5 PM: The Beatniks 7 PM: Viking Woman and the Sea Serpent 9 PM: The Giant Gila Monster 11 PM: The Starfighters (Surgically Enhanced) Friday, 24 November 1 AM: Munchie 3 AM: Master Ninja II 5 AM: Catalina Caper (Surgically Enhanced) 7 AM: Operation Kid Brother 9 AM: The Bubble 11 AM: Time Chasers 1 PM: Horror of Party Beach (Surgically Enhanced) 3 PM: Prince of Space 5 PM: Dr. Mordrid 7 PM: Girl in Gold Boots 9 PM: Stranded in Space 11 PM: Gorgo Saturday, 25 November 1 AM: Santo in the Treasure of Dracula 3 AM: Santa Claus Conquers the Martians 5 AM: Santa Claus 7 AM: The Christmas Dragon Looks solid, all in all.

Detroit Dallas San Francisco Miami Houston Pittsburgh Tennessee Atlanta Indianapolis New York Giants Cleveland Los Angeles Rams Philadelphia Kansas City Baltimore Minnesota Tiebreaker 1: 68 Tiebreaker 2: 46 Tiebreaker 3: 287

Always nice to get an "our bad" from the league 24 hours after the fact.

My bad.

In light of this development, every match will be an "I Quit" match.

Today, the Eagles waived Bernard Williams from their reserve/suspended list. If you're wondering who Bernard Williams is, he was an offensive tackle that made the NFL's All-Rookie team in 1994 and then was suspended indefinitely for marijuana in 1995. He never applied for reinstatement and I guess the Eagles just finally got around to waiving him. Williams turned 51 this past July. Better late than never, I suppose. Courtesy of this tweet that won't embed for whatever reason: https://twitter.com/alexkatson/status/1725278556014424181

Maybe I'm thinking of someone else but isn't Charissa Thompson one of those people that nobody in the industry really likes but nobody was willing to say it out loud (until now, obviously)? But yeah. . .this doesn't seem like the best way to go about remaining employed.

Dex Carvey, comedian and son of former Saturday Night Live star Dana Carvey, has died of an accidental drug overdose at the age of 32.

Baltimore Jacksonville Los Angeles Chargers Washington Miami Houston Detroit Pittsburgh Dallas San Francisco New York Jets Seattle Minnesota Kansas City Tiebreaker 1 - 101 Tiebreaker 2 - 62 Tiebreaker 3 - 37

Did you at least reach for the belt two or three times before you fell off the ladder? (In all seriousness, glad you're not more seriously hurt.)

Ghost of Tsushima is one of my 4-5 favorite games of all time. That would be my recommendation. That or Borderlands 3 just because I love the Borderlands games.

48 straight hours of MST3K? Well, not like I have any other plans.

Carolina Indianapolis Pittsburgh Minnesota Cincinnati Baltimore Tennessee Jacksonville Los Angeles Chargers Atlanta Seattle Dallas Las Vegas Buffalo Tiebreaker 1 - 3 Tiebreaker 2 - 286 Tiebreaker 3 - 15

It's N7 Day tomorrow. Not sure if it still means a hell of a lot but maybe we'll get a surprise of some sort.

The Vikings have gone 4-0 since Justin Jefferson went on injured reserve. Wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes.

Tennessee Kansas City Los Angeles Rams Washington Houston Cleveland New Orleans Baltimore Minnesota Indianapolis Las Vegas Philadelphia Cincinnati Los Angeles Chargers Tiebreaker 1 - Burrow Tiebreaker 2 - 103 Tiebreaker 3 - 41

Football is stupid, but for reasons other than the normal reasons why football is stupid.

Awwwww, Tony Khan is going to let Ric Flair turn on Sting one last time for old times' sake.

Tampa Bay New York Jets Jacksonville Houston Miami Atlanta Minnesota Dallas Philadelphia Indianapolis Cleveland Kansas City San Francisco Baltimore Los Angeles Chargers Detroit Tiebreaker 1 - 278 Tiebreaker 2 - 51 Tiebreaker 3 - 118

In a few years, we're going to get commercials about watching that Minnesota/Iowa game from the same law firms that bring you commercials for mesothelioma and drinking the water at Camp Lejune. "Did you watch the Gophers/Hawkeyes game in 2023? You may be entitled to significant financial compensation."

Jacksonville Cleveland Buffalo Las Vegas Washington Tampa Bay Baltimore Seattle Los Angeles Rams Denver Kansas City Philadelphia San Francisco Tiebreaker 1 - 57 Tiebreaker 2 - 244 Tiebreaker 3 - 50

Justin Pugh, straight off the couch. Last week he was literally selling real estate and doing a podcast.