Nice Guy Eddie

O's sign Pedro Alvarez to a one year deal. For shits and giggles, I looked up last year's K totals for Alvarez, Mark Trumbo, and Chris Davis. 471 strikeouts combined; 208 for Davis alone.

Yes, I caught that as well.

Did anyone not expect Jericho to turn? I hope the AJ/Jericho program ends at WM, so AJ can move onto something else. Once again, we get teased with Bray standing up to HHH and the Wyatt's turning face. Either deliver, or stop fucking teasing us with it. Sami/KO will be fun at WM. It's been fun to follow the Steen/Generico story through the indies to NXT, and the main roster.

The Gang as Akeem and Slick should be inducting him.

They kind of resemble Liz Sheridan and Barney Martin, aka Helen and Morty Seinfeld.

Does Shane McMahon read this board?

This question works perfectly if the voice reading it is Lord Alfred Hayes. -RAF

I think Brysynner meant WM10.

They shouldn't have been squashed by Taker and Kane right away. Not many really benefit from working with the Undertaker.

I thought James Storm was going for the TNA tag belts. Why would he need this one?I love that Burgundy LaRue unknowingly made Adam Bomb a topic in this thread. Thank you Monsieur LaRue.

Claudio tossing Big Show out was a big deal...for a few hours.

Well, Barrett doesn't matter since he's on his way out, but the only way to heat up ADR and Sheamus is setting them on fire. Rusev needs to be as far away from them as possible.

Shinedown? Nickelback? If the idea is to get people to drift off to sleep, then I'd say mission accomplished.

Owens is going to wrestle Big Show and we're going to like it. Or not. Probably not. I'd be more interested in seeing Owens/Adam Bomb, personally. There's nobody I'd rather see Owens wrestle less than Big Show; perhaps not even Kane. Fortunately, Kane seems destined for the Andre midcarder battle royal.

I can't tell if this is a legit question or not I'm glad I'm not the only one.

A vote for Rhino is a vote for women's rights.

Three Mile Island, you say?

at Vandelay Industries? I'm a funeral director, or as it was previously known; a mortician or Undertaker.

Unless Corbin will have some kind of top on his gear like Roman or wearing a shirt like KO, he's going to be fucked. I can already hear JBL ripping on him for his used to be fat, loose skin stomach. After all, these are the same shallow people that tried to tell us Mickie James and Molly Holly were fat.

I'd rather see Brock vs. Harper. It's ashame Harper hasn't gotten anything resembling a push, outside of his blink and you missed it IC title reign, considering he's the workhorse of the Wyatt's.

I've seen Breuer live 3 or 4 times, so I've heard the Qaddafi bit. I'm about to watch the Henry Rollins episode now.

Someone should photoshop Roman's head on Roadblock's body since Roman is the roadblock in what would be a decent Ambrose/HHH program.

True. My expectations are so low at this point that if they wheel out Howard Finkel and give us a Slick/Akeem appearance I'll go home happy. I'd always be happy with Finkel, Slick, and Akeem. If you said Mike McGuirk; Harvey Wippleman; and Kwang, then you're setting the bar really low.

This. Nice to see a fired up crowd too. They should move to the UK permanently. TNA looks like a real promotion when they're there and the fans there certainly seem to care about it more than over here.

The only person's punches who can EVER be called "obscenely shitty" are Shane McMahon's. I literally remember exactly where I was and what I was doing THE MOMENT Shane went whiff city on Randy Orton. It was an historic moment I will never forget. HHH's punches are just kinda bad in comparison. The Rock throws some exceptionally shitty punches as well.