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Definitely Jeff Cobb. Maybe Meng's kid? He's more tall than meaty, though.

Keith Lee if he's healthy, Big Bill, Fat Righteous, Brian Cage, JD Drake.

Jesus wept

Damn, now I gotta know what Phil found so reprehensible about that MCW show.

It's probably the right decision but it also feels like undercutting Joe to cut his reign short like that, especially if this really is a "thanks for saving All In" reign. I think you have Joe retain with a slightly screwy finish and then give it to Swerve at the rematch.

Another week of wondering: Are the Waynes perpetually barred out or do their faces just look like that? FTR/BCC was a little shaggy but I think that was to its benefit. Nothing else particularly blew my hair back this week except for Garcia and Daddy Magic standing tall and Cool Hand Ange acting like a goofy 15 year old on his first date.

Just say 'rapists buy merch too,' John, this is taking forever.

Somebody has to have done a hair v hair match where the loser gets their chest waxed in the ring, right?

The next Avengers movie is no longer called 'The Kang Dynasty' and it sounds like they're moving away from him as the main villain.

I figured they would save BCC/FTR for Revolution but hopefully this is just setting up the 2/3 falls match or whatever.

According to reddit he's a plumber in Florida: https://www.reddit.com/r/WCW/comments/14aevbd/heres_the_most_recent_photo_of_lightning_foot/

I feel like the Dominator is a rough bump to take in the best of circumstances, with a high chance of getting spiked like a football if the dude slips. I grew up just down the street from Pizza Hut headquarters so we were the test market for a bunch of stuff in the 90s. I wish I had pictures of the concept "upscale" Pizza Hut Cafe they opened by the mall.

Dominos also got into the Big Pizza Wars with the Dominator, which is an insanely horny name for a pizza.

The uncles from both sides of the family cutting up at a wedding.

I like to think Keith Hackney knew Joe Son was a creep when he turned his nuts into a speedbag.

Fuck, now I have to learn how to make Crusader Kings mods so I can make Cetacean Kings.

I've come to grips with the fact that the Bucks probably slammed their own championship window shut so mostly I'm just looking forward to the inevitable Woj/Shams season post-mortem article where everyone blames everyone else.

It's not just this it's her whole ouevre. She's been in enough movies that it feels like she should have at least improved by osmosis or something but she hasn't and I think that's neat.

I respect Dakota Johnson's complete contempt for the craft of acting.

With Callis emphasizing in the announcement that they'd all still be family after the match it feels like they're setting up one of those guys splitting and going out on their own.

Nikolai Volkoff vs Luis Martinez from 1962: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy7l_Mwcg-Y

You know what, well played AEW for putting all the wrestlers I wanted in the final pack and suckering another $16.99 out of me. I hate it, but I respect the hustle.

It's pretty cute that Toni didn't want to actually cover the duck tattoo so she just got one around it.

Best joke I saw today was that this will be by far the most money anyone named Kirby has made off the Fantastic Four.

Ted Leo is touring with the Pharmacists for the 20th anniversary of Shake the Sheets. Copped my ticket for the Minneapolis today, my first concert in like 7 years.