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All Star Balloting is officially open, although the website appears to be down at the moment. Everyone is on the ballot this year, so go nuts and blame me when Hedo is an All-Star.

Yeah, that dish by Penny is bonkers.

Melvin Gordon is headed to the NFL and Gary Andersen is headed to Oregon state and people are freaking the fuck out in Badgerland.

I really dig MF Doom's production on this.

And Melo is probably going to need knee surgery because god rightfully hates the Knicks.

They also hate the system they're playing in. And Fisher's practices. At least they own their first-round pick this year.

Which is also the name of my laundry service for men with unfaithful wives.

I got my PS4 last night. I mostly just played Diablo, which looks frigging gorgeous compared to the PS3 version. Transferring characters was a breeze, and whatever they changed in the last patch made my Demon Hunter much more deadly. They clearly boosted the hell out of drop rates, too, as I got 4 legendaries in about an hour of play. I also messed with Lego Batman 3 a bit, which is definitely a Lego game. I really need to get Dragon Age, but I can't justify spending more money on myself this close to Christmas.

"[Other team's best player] for Jeff Green and Kelly Olynyk. Who says no?" - Every Bill Simmons trade idea in a nutshell.

This is my favorite all-time Youtube clip. It even features one of our very own DVDVRers as the producer, although I cannot remember which one for the life of me. Identify yourself!

AK is getting flipped, along with a 2nd-rounder, to the 76ers. Sixers are going to waive him because, you know, why not? If, as reported, the Nets are looking to get quality players back in these trades they are probably boned.

Eminem ethering Whitey Ford was kinda puppy-kicking, but I still enjoy it.

My work scheduled our holiday party for January 30th, with is pretty WTF on its own, but is also the same day my girlfriend is having knee surgery. So I'll be sitting in the hospital with her instead of sucking down free top shelf cocktails.

I tried Dead Space 3 last night and it most definitely falls into the category of things that are Not For Me. Glad I didn't pay for it. My PS4 gets in tomorrow so I have to try and unfuck my Diablo 3 save file before it does so I can transfer it over.

I feel like, much in the same way one is either a Beatles person or a Stones person, you are either a 'Takeover' person or an 'Ether' person. I'm a 'Takeover' person.

With the blue shirt and strap you have a real Big Boss Man thing going on in this picture.

No Man's Sky looks incredibly cool, but I still don't have any real idea of what you actually do in the game besides flying from planet to planet.

UPS is the worst. I don't understand how any company without a monopoly can have such shit service. I got royally fucked by FedEx at work this week. A priority overnight package sat at the origin terminal for 4 days because of a hazard incompatibility. Every time I called I got the runaround from customer service. Luckily (or not) we're a big national account so I get to rain hellfire and brimstone on them from a very great height.

Goddamit, DfA, now I'm really pissed that this hasn't happened yet. I also wan't a phone version of Gazillionaire.

I love watching KD in that clip. "I'm open. I'm open I'm...aww, fuck it."

You should cop 10000000. It's an endless runner/dungeon crawler/match 3 mashup. Very addictive and easy to play in short bursts, which are the hallmarks of a good phone game.

KU was down 15 at the half to Florida, now up by 8. I've never seen them play as badly as they did the first half and rarely as well as they half in the 2nd. What a weird fuckin' game.

If you haven't listened already, Zach Lowe's latest podcast is great stuff. I love him talking to beat writers and just going really deep on teams.

Walmart has an online deal where you can get a PS4, two controllers, and 4 games (Lego Batman, Little Bigplanet 3 and 2 of your choice from a list) for $540. So I own a PS4 now.

Can you do the choreography from the video? Good, here's the key to the executive washroom.