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Portland is waiving Pau Gasol as his foot rehab has not been progressing. They're working on a coaching/front office position for him so he can rehab with the team. I would guess we have seen the last of Pau as an NBA player.

Honestly Chuck should have left public life after he got a DUI trying to go get some dome because it's all been downhill from there.

Bucks, sweetie, maybe rethink this a little bit

Hey, so after getting better for quite a while the lag is back for me.

This rules and anyone who complains about it is a cop

Yeah, Harden has been great this year, but having seen him wear down at the end of the past several seasons doesn't make me think that him having the same usage rate at a much higher pace is going to work out great for the Rockets in the long term. Which doesn't even get into the problem of Harden being on the wrong side of 30 and still not taking good care of his body. There's a real possibility that once the athleticism starts to go and he can't get to his spots on the floor at will that his game is going to age like milk.

I can't believe this thread has been up for a week and no one has brought up Will Smith

I finally beat Dead Cells! Twice in a row, in fact. The last boss can eat a dick! For whatever reason I'm not getting the boss stem cells from him that I need to progress to the postgame stuff, so that sucks.

Call it the Michael Ray Richardson All-Stars

I'm fine with people putting up their Christmas decorations whenever because, you know, live your life. But one of the radio stations in Madison has already gone to 100% Christmas music and that is unacceptable.

Glad the Knicks figured out the source of all their problems. I'm sure it'll be nothing but smooth sailing and ringzzz from here on out.

Now that's quality service!

Need more deep dives into the careers of Columbo guest stars.

Dion Waiters suspended 10 games for taking too many edibles and having a panic attack on a team flight. Let he who has not gotten way higher than he thought he would before a flight cast the first stone.

Oh hey, I just picked up Dead Cells the other day for the first time in quite a while, too. Made it to the Throne Room for the first time and got my ass absolutely handed to me.

My best friend convinced his parents to buy him Living in the 90s and I wore out the cassettes I taped off of his. Nothing but bangers

At least for me Kristin Stewart's "catnip for bisexual ladies" period is much more interesting than her "teen starlet" period. I've been giving Far Cry 5 another shot and it's way more fun playing on easy than on normal. It went from being a kinda-boring slog to (with very little imagination) Murder The Klan Simulator.

Looks like somebody forgot to change the social media passwords:

Simmons got no games because the NBA was disgusted that KAT would tap to such a weak-ass choke.

Well shit. Congratulations to new Deadspin EIC Fat Spanish Waiter.

David Roth has resigned, so I think that's all the major players gone. Congratulations to Bix for being the last man standing at Deadspin.

It's a Kojima game. There is no point in time at which it will make any sense.

Philly is going to start construction on Embiid's statue before the week is over

The NCAA blinked.

Here are the recent stories being promoted on Deadspin right now: Also, they apparently just editor Barry Petchesky