Death From Above

More doom.

I'm sure that Saint's Row naming choice was a complete random coincidence.

Yeah they added those last year I think. I would like mine more this year if anything had gone right through two weeks. But instead mine reads "Chris Knight's Team beats The Faces of Fear". I am trapped in a random WCW Saturday Night episode. I thought for sure Meng as my mascot would be good luck. :-(

I was an All Japan man so it's clearly about spamming backdrop drivers off the Hell in a Cell then hitting the Emerald Frosion on a stop sign. I'm sure Baba would approve.

Yeah that shot might look terrible but honestly I can probably think of other things to do in Miami on a Sunday afternoon than go see preseason hockey too. Still...

This is basically the gimmick of every create-a-wrestler I ever made summed up in a photograph.

Any Given Sunday is on my shitlist for that eyeball scene. Never again.

Sun Ra would have been great as Abdullah the Butcher's manager. TIME HAS OFFICIALLY ENDED EAT THIS CHICKEN

Too bad he can't grow hair all over his arms to cover up all that whatever it's supposed to be.

I want penalties for coaches walking onto the field and throwing a tantrum like a 3-year old, but that seems to be beyond football's ken to enforce. At least the players are, you know, involved. Not that I'm necessarily standing up for the above scenario.

OMG SOMEONE SPUN THE BALL HERP A DERP Still waiting for the pointing penalty. It's gonna be awesome.

In Edmonton I can only recall one major lightning delay in 5 years and they did ask the fans to clear into the concourse or at least into the lower bowl seats that are under the second deck overhang. Obviously that was a fun day of crossing public showers, moshing, and football into an entirely new social experience. I do think it's kind of silly to run the players off and not bother with that step, agreed. I understand when you're talking an NFL stadium with 60-80K this isn't exactly a comfortable (or even practical) request in some cases, but still.

Watching people on twitter not understand lightning is dangerous is everything the internet experience is about.

I always find those intros amusing just because like a third of the guys in the NFL that (apparently) went to university can barely spit out one complete sentence in English.

Jags scored a touchdown. Life's good.

This is the part where I guess we're supposed to pretend that the play isn't dead the moment the ball crossed the goal line under control because a referee fucked up with Megatron that one time, so we had to invent a way to cover his ass. What no review? Shit some actual common sense. I'm stunned.

"The coach preaches discipline" is one of the lamest fake talking points ever in football. Every coach does that. Well except maybe that guy in Detroit.

I bet the dude in the last pic is an internet millionaire now and ended up marrying a Norwegian lingerie model.

I wouldn't even say I'm a Browns fan. Merely that because the Steelers and Ravens are always on TV I've seen enough of them to say "well at least they're not Jacksonville". I could actually conceive of the Browns getting good in a year or two as opposed to them being a team that really needs a ground up rebuild.

I want to see a kicker get iced like this once, make the kick, then run over to the other team's bench and do the Gran Naniwa pelvic thrust in the other coach's face.

Best part was 5 seconds after the ref announced it, the announcer said "this doesn't shock me".

I honestly can't imagine even playing without one at this point. Then again I've always been kind of paranoid about eye injuries.

This is a stupid game and I don't like it anymore.

Dan Dierdorf doesn't understand that when the clock hits zero the game will be over. Professional analyst, ladies and gentlemen.